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Disclaimer :

I don't own Harvest Moon and/or its characters...

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[Author's Notes]

AUTHOR : Hm... I wonder what fun & games the whole town'll play. ^_^ BTW: This chapter shall bear divine retribution for Kai.

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A Harvest Moon Vacation

Chapter 23 : "FUN & GAMES"

[SUMMER XX, YEAR 4]

KAREN : We're done! We'll be there in a minute!

* Jack & Karen run to the lobby to meet up with Mayor Thomas *

MAYOR : There you are! We ought to hurry, everyone's waiting.

JACK : Yeah... By the way, what are we playing?

MAYOR : Well, we're going to decide that when we get there.

KAREN : Can we have drinking games?

MAYOR : Er... Maybe later, when the children are asleep.

KAREN : Yahoo~! ^_^

MAYOR : Let's get going then!

* Later, at the Game Room *

KAI : Well, well, well... They finally got here. I thought Jack got caught in the shower curtains or something, since you took so long getting here.

JACK : Of course not... hey!

DRAKE : Watch what you say Kai, we wouldn't want your little secret spillin' out, would we?

KAI : *turns red* Why you blackmailing little...

DRAKE : *whispers into Kai's ears* Easy Kai... I could spill the beans and you'd never be able to show your face in Mineral Town again.

KAI : *clenches fist* Grr....

DRAKE : Good boy...

STU : What secret?

KAI : Aaaaahhhhhhh!!! Nothing Stu! Nothing!

DRAKE : That's right!... *whispers* Nothing.

JACK : What are we gonna play?

MARY : Actually, I would like to suggest that we...

POPURI : Let's play 'hide & seek'!

RAD : Not a good idea... Get lost here, and you could wind up washed ashore as a corpse.

POPURI : What's a corps? Is that edible? ?_?

MARY : Well, how about...

KAREN : Let's play drinking games, and when you lose you have to strip a piece of clothing! *naughty smile*

POPURI, STU & MAY : Strip?

KAI : Hell yeah!

GRAY : Um... *blushes*

JEFF : Oh dear... My stomach is aching again.

ANN : What?!

GREG : Oh my!

ELLI : *gasp*

RAD : This can't be good.

KAREN : Yeah! I'll start!

JACK : Karen, are you drunk?

MAYOR : I don't see how she could be, all the liquor's with Doug in the backroom.

* In the backroom... *

DOUG (Tied up) : *muffled screaming* (Somebody help me!)

* At the Game Room... *

KAREN : Whee!

JACK : We are not gonna have this drinking game... *mutter* At least while the kids are here.

KAREN : Aw... You're no fun, I shoulda just married... lemme see...

RICK : Me?

KAREN : Kai.

JACK & RICK : WHAT?!

KAREN : Isn't that right, Kaiiii? We woulda had lotsa fun, right?

KAI : Oh yeah... *grin*

DRAKE : Kai... *glare*

KAI : Huh? Oh... yeah. Um... Karen, you should rest a bit for the drinking game later, yeah... that's it! Rest up for the drinking game!

KAREN : *focuses vision* Yeah, maybe I shou... *falls unconscious*

JACK : *sigh* Oh well...

MAYOR : I'll bring her to the next room so she can sleep.

JACK : Thanks Mayor.

MARY : CAN I TALK NOW?! _

KAI : What is it that you want?! You've been nagging...

MARY : Shut up!!!

* Mary glows with a scorching red aura *

KAI : W-what the hell?!

MARY : Hyaaaa!!! Book of Divine Punishment!!!

KAI : Huh?

MARY : Take this! *hits Kai with a THICK book*

KAI : Argh!!! *Blacks out*

GRAY : O_O M-M-Mary?

MARY : Yes? *turns to Gray with glowing eyes*

GRAY : N-Nothing...

MARY : Huh? What's everyone looking at?

MAYOR : Eh... what was it you wanted to say?

MARY : Oh! ... I forgot! Sorry!

EVERYONE : @_@

MARY : Hmm?

ZACK : Let's just have a dog race!

BARLEY : That would be nice...

RAD : Not enough dogs...

ELLI : A tomato fight?

MAYOR : Do you guys have enough tomatoes?

RAD : Not enough for everyone...

KAI : *groggy* Eh... What about a swimming contest?

POPURI : It's already night, dummy!

RICK : Ha! Serves you right, Kai!

KAI : Shut up girly-man!

DRAKE : Everyone, Kai...

KAI : No!

DRAKE : I'm sorry... *whispers* Right, you don't want people knowing that...

SASHA : Know what, doctor?

KAI : No, it's nothing Ms. Sasha!

SASHA : Oh, okay. How about we have a lottery?

ANNA : That would be really fun!

DUKE : That'd be boring!

MANNA : No, it's not! Actually, it would be very interesting to have a lottery right now. We could have lots of prizes, and we could even have special guests arrive as hosts. Maybe we could also have a bingo game! A bingo game would really liven up everyone! Right? I can just imagine it right now!

RAD : We can't organize an entire lottery in one night, you know.

MANNA : Hmm... I guess not.

SAIBARA : *sigh* At this rate, we'll wind up like my grandson when it comes to women. SO indecisive that it'll be too late when he finally decides.

GRAY : What?!

SAIBARA : There ya go again, blushing and stuttering.

CARTER : We should just take a vote on it.

MAYOR : A fine idea!

JACK : But what choices do we have?

DUKE : Hmm... How about we share... *lights go out* ... *turns on a flashlight below his face* ghost stories!!

POPURI : No~! *shrieks*

KAI : You all know what happened the last time we told ghost stories with Rad.

RAD : Hehe... I could tell you more stories I've heard.

KAI : That would be interesting.

JACK : *gulp* Eh... Could someone turn on the lights already?

ZACK : Uh, sure. *walks to the light*

POPURI : Please turn on the lights already, I'm getting scared.

ZACK : Um... Rad, I think we got a problem here.

RAD : What do you mean?

ZACK : Try to guess.

DRAKE : This can't be good.

MAYOR : What's going on?

RAD : Everyone, follow me. We're going somewhere.

JACK : What about Karen?

RAD : Carry her with you. We can't leave anyone behind.

STU : Big sis, why aren't the lights on?

ELLI : Er... It's just an electrical problem.

* Rad leads them through the now dark hallways *

RAD : Stop...

JACK : Huh? What is it? You sense something?

RAD : I think I stepped on gum. Who the hell's been chewing gum?

CLIFF : *spits something out* Not me.

RAD : Let's just go.

* Rad finally stops in front of a large elaborately decorated door *

JACK : This is it?

RAD : We should be fine in here. *Opens door & makes an eerie creaking sound*

RICK : Popuri, you okay?

POPURI : *fainted*

RICK : Oh well. *Carries Popuri on his back*

LILLIA : That's nice of you, Rick.

RICK : Come on, Mom. She's my sister, of course I'd only wish the best for her.

KAI : Rick, I'm sorry if I made you look bad to the peeps of Mineral Town. But believe me when I say that I care for Popuri just like you do.

RICK : I... I... I'm sorry too, for all the things I said 'bout you. I just don't know how to react about Popuri getting along with you.

KAI : It's okay.

DRAKE : Hey! Girly-man & Squid-guy! Get your butts in here before we lock you two out.

RICK : Girly-man?!

KAI : S-S-Squid-guy?!?!

DRAKE : Are you two coming, or not?

RICK & KAI : Wait!!! We're coming!

* Both of them get in then Rad locks the door *

RAD : This ought to be good enough.

JACK : What about the lights?

DRAKE : Zack, could you flip the switches there?

ZACK : *points to a switch* This?

KAI : Deja vu?

KAREN : Yeah, this scene feels so familiar.

(A\N: Chapter 13)

ZACK : Turn this, right?

DRAKE : Yeah.

ZACK : Okay! *Turns the light on*

RAD : Okay everyone, roll call.

DRAKE : Jack & Karen?

JACK : Here.

DRAKE : Ellen, Elli & Stu?

ELLI : Here!

DRAKE : Doctor, Pastor, Zack & Greg.

PASTOR : Thank the goddess we're all here.

DRAKE : Jeff, Sasha, Basil & Anna?

BASIL : Over here! *Waves*

DRAKE : Mary & Gray?

GRAY : *Raises hand*

DRAKE : Okayyy... Mayor Thomas & Harris?

HARRIS : Finally! I get a line!

DRAKE : Whatever. What about the Chinese guy? Won, was it?

WON : Yes, I am here.

ANN : Doctor!!

DRAKE & DOCTOR : Huh?

ANN : Sorry, I mean Dr.Drake.

DOCTOR : Oh...

ANN : My dad's missing again!

DRAKE : What?!

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End of Chapter 23

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Doug's gone missing again. But this time we all know what happened to him...

DOUG : *muffled screaming*

Let's see if they find him!