When last we left our heroine, she was in the home of Taiitsukun and
had been healed. Of course, now that she was healed,
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny decided she wanted to go home. Yeah that's
right, go home. Forget saving Konan, forget the hot guys willing to worship
the ground she walked on, forget that she'd be going back to her crappy
family, she wanted to go home.
The ruler of the universe nodded sagely and did a mental Irish jig at
getting rid of another Mary-Sue. She asked that the two seishi present
surrender some of their power to sending the creature back home. They
initially resisted, but after Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny gave a long,
heartfelt speech about how her true home was with her abusive family
instead of with people who could actually stand her, they both agreed to do
whatever it took to make the Suzaku no Miko happy.
So, Taiitsukun surrounded them all in magical bubbles, everybody got
their shirt ripped off by the power generated, and
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny found herself back home.
Ashley was nowhere to be seen. Shrugging her shoulders
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny went to eat dinner (it was the very Japanese
meal of pizza) with her family. They promptly put up a screaming fest about
where she had been and all that other shit before sending her to her room in
tears.
Later on her dad came up and threatened to rape her again. Yes, that's
right. Again. See, Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny had a
mysterious/painful/horrendous past and this was it. This was a feeble attempt
to make the reader actually feel sorry for the fool.
See, this is why she should have stayed in the book.
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny was crying, wondering how the world
could be so cruel, and writing bad poetry about it when her beautiful eyes
fell upon the book. Drying her eyes she decided to go back into the book,
completely wasting the sacrifices made for her hours earlier.
Two minutes later she found herself sitting on top of someone. Now,
for normal people sitting on top of someone might be considered rude, but
this was Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny, so the person only gave a muffled
"Um..." and asked that she get off of them. She did and was immediately
struck by how adorable the person was.
When we say adorable, we mean fluffy little puppies and kitties
adorable. We're talking so cute, it'll give you cavities and make you twitch.
"Chiriko!"
"Ma-Ma-Mary-sue!" Stammered the poor little genius. He glanced
over her body and blushed as hormones commonly found in teenagers took
over.
You see, it's been a while since the reader has been forced to read
several paragraphs about how beautiful Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny was,
so we have to have Chiriko give a long, thoughtful internal monologue about
how gorgeous the new miko is. However, due to time constraints, we'll just
shorten it to a few OOC statements and leave it at that.
'Wow. That chick's got some boobs on her. Man, I'd like to get jiggy
with her.'
And so, another unsuspecting member of the Suzaku no Seishi found
himself under the spell of the Mary-Sue. Poor child.
And so, miko and servant...I mean seishi, decided to go about their
merry way and head for Konan, so Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny could
return to saving the world.
Unbeknownst to them, someone was watching! Someone
eeeeeeeeeeevil. And hot. But mostly eeeeeeeeeeeevil.
And that person's name was...........
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Nakago! And he was eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. And as he secretly watched
the Suzaku no Miko and her young seishi, there was one thought on his
mind:
'Crap. Another one.'
Author's notes- Well, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Don't ask me how Chiriko and Nagako are suddenly alive and kicking, 'cuz I have no clue. I just like Chiriko and Nagako. Such loveable characters....or not.
Yes, Metajoker, I do have a problem with the name Hikari. Please get over it.
had been healed. Of course, now that she was healed,
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny decided she wanted to go home. Yeah that's
right, go home. Forget saving Konan, forget the hot guys willing to worship
the ground she walked on, forget that she'd be going back to her crappy
family, she wanted to go home.
The ruler of the universe nodded sagely and did a mental Irish jig at
getting rid of another Mary-Sue. She asked that the two seishi present
surrender some of their power to sending the creature back home. They
initially resisted, but after Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny gave a long,
heartfelt speech about how her true home was with her abusive family
instead of with people who could actually stand her, they both agreed to do
whatever it took to make the Suzaku no Miko happy.
So, Taiitsukun surrounded them all in magical bubbles, everybody got
their shirt ripped off by the power generated, and
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny found herself back home.
Ashley was nowhere to be seen. Shrugging her shoulders
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny went to eat dinner (it was the very Japanese
meal of pizza) with her family. They promptly put up a screaming fest about
where she had been and all that other shit before sending her to her room in
tears.
Later on her dad came up and threatened to rape her again. Yes, that's
right. Again. See, Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny had a
mysterious/painful/horrendous past and this was it. This was a feeble attempt
to make the reader actually feel sorry for the fool.
See, this is why she should have stayed in the book.
Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny was crying, wondering how the world
could be so cruel, and writing bad poetry about it when her beautiful eyes
fell upon the book. Drying her eyes she decided to go back into the book,
completely wasting the sacrifices made for her hours earlier.
Two minutes later she found herself sitting on top of someone. Now,
for normal people sitting on top of someone might be considered rude, but
this was Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny, so the person only gave a muffled
"Um..." and asked that she get off of them. She did and was immediately
struck by how adorable the person was.
When we say adorable, we mean fluffy little puppies and kitties
adorable. We're talking so cute, it'll give you cavities and make you twitch.
"Chiriko!"
"Ma-Ma-Mary-sue!" Stammered the poor little genius. He glanced
over her body and blushed as hormones commonly found in teenagers took
over.
You see, it's been a while since the reader has been forced to read
several paragraphs about how beautiful Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny was,
so we have to have Chiriko give a long, thoughtful internal monologue about
how gorgeous the new miko is. However, due to time constraints, we'll just
shorten it to a few OOC statements and leave it at that.
'Wow. That chick's got some boobs on her. Man, I'd like to get jiggy
with her.'
And so, another unsuspecting member of the Suzaku no Seishi found
himself under the spell of the Mary-Sue. Poor child.
And so, miko and servant...I mean seishi, decided to go about their
merry way and head for Konan, so Yume/Hikari/Eternity/Destiny could
return to saving the world.
Unbeknownst to them, someone was watching! Someone
eeeeeeeeeeevil. And hot. But mostly eeeeeeeeeeeevil.
And that person's name was...........
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Nakago! And he was eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. And as he secretly watched
the Suzaku no Miko and her young seishi, there was one thought on his
mind:
'Crap. Another one.'
Author's notes- Well, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Don't ask me how Chiriko and Nagako are suddenly alive and kicking, 'cuz I have no clue. I just like Chiriko and Nagako. Such loveable characters....or not.
Yes, Metajoker, I do have a problem with the name Hikari. Please get over it.