Thank you all as usual for your very encouraging reviews. Keep them coming hehe. You all mange to make me so happy when I read them all (even if some do take a little more nagging than others, not to mention any name *cough* MichelleFrodo). lol. Anyway, here's the next chapter for you all and I hope you have as much fun reading it as I had writing it. I laughed so much in this chapter.

Dirty Dancing

After a few minutes of walking down the road from where they had eaten their meal they found a row of bars and clubs. Gimli, Gandalf and Sam wanted to go to a bar whilst the others wanted a club. They compromised in saying that they were first stay in a bar then move on later to a club.

The bar they entered seemed to be very noisy. Gandalf read the sign and told the others that something called 'Karaoke' was going on here. They had to go and investigate.

Finding seats in the bar was difficult but as soon as Gimli was seen with his axe, the Fellowship were surprised to find that people gave up their seats for them.

"Very kind people." Gandalf muttered to himself.

The company soon learnt what Karaoke was and each was very excited about it. They were already planning on songs they wanted to sing and picking the songs from books, writing their names down and giving it to the DJ. They were told that there was a bit of a queue so whilst they waited they had a few drinks. A few too many drinks.

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At last their names began to be called out. First up was Aragorn. He walked proudly up to the microphone, ignoring the looks and giggles from people pointing at his crown on his head. Proudly holding the microphone he began singing as the music started.

So so so Scandalous

Nice vibe-Looks to kill,

Straight talk- Sex appeal

One touch-gives me chills

And we ain't even close yet

Ruff neck- all around

Ain't been all over town

Show me how you get down

Cos we ain't even close yet

[Starts MC-ing really badly]

You got me feenin' and you got me feeling weak

Listen as I speak 'cos I'm careful as I creep

You got me going crazy and you know I can't sleep

Love watching your moves and you hypnotise me

You got me trembling like a little baby girl

[He begins to shimmy around]

"And wasn't that lovely everyone?" The DJ stops the music and urges everyone to clap as Aragorn sulks off the stage and back to his place. "Next up is Gan-gand-gandalf??? Is that right?"

Gandalf stands up and walks to the stage. He took hold of the microphone and sang along with the music, much to everyone's disappointment.

It's a kind of magic
It's a kind of magic
A kind of magic
One dream one soul one prize one goal
One golden glance of what should be
It's a kind of magic
One shaft of light that shows the way
No mortal man can win this day
It's a kind of magic
The bell that rings inside your mind
Is challenging the doors of time
It's a kind of magic
The waiting seems eternity
The day will dawn of sanity
Is this a kind of magic
It's a kind of magic
There can be only one
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be done
This flame that burns inside of me
I'm here in secret harmonies
It's a kind of magic
The bell that rings inside your mind
Is challenging the doors of time
It's a kind of magic
It's a kind of magic
The rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be will soon be
Will soon be done
This is a kind of magic
There can be only one
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be done-done
Magic - it's a kind of magic
It's a kind of magic
Magic magic magic magic
Ha ha ha it's magic
It's a kind of magic

Everyone grits their teeth, including the Fellowship, as he finally comes to the end of his song. They clap, glad that it's over.

Next up are the hobbits. They don't receive quite as bad a reaction as the others and enjoy singing so much they don't want to leave afterwards.

Who let the dogs out?

Who who who who

Who let the dogs out?

At last they finish and it is Legolas and Gimli's turns to sing before they head off to a club. They went up, took a microphone each and sang their hearts out once the music started. Gimli started.

Gimli: You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips

Legolas: And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips

Gimli: You're trying hard not to show it

Legolas: Baby

Gimli: But baby

Legolas: Baby, I know it

Both: You've lost that loving feeling

Wooh, that loving feeling

You've lost that loving feeling

Now it's gone gone gone

Ooooh

Legolas: Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you

Gimli: And now your starting to criticise little things I do

Legolas: It makes my just feel like crying

Gimli: Baby

Both: 'Cos baby, something beautiful's dying

You've lost that loving feeling

Wooh, that loving feeling

You've lost that loving feeling

Now it's gone gone gone

Legolas: wooo oooh oooh

Gimli: Baby baby I get down on my knees and pray to you

Legolas: If you would only love me like you used to do

Gimli: We had love

Both: A love, a love you don't find everyday

Gimli: Wooh no

Legolas: oooh

Gimli: So don't

Legolas: Don't

Gimli: Don't

Both: Don't let it slip away

Bring back that loving feeling

Ooh that loving feeling

Bring back that loving feeling

Now it's gone gone gone

And I can't hold on

ooh ooh ooh

At last they finished their song and there was a huge round of applause. Legolas and Gimli basked in the limelight, not realising that everyone was so relieved they had finally finished. Merry and Pippin were clutching their stomachs as they ached from the laughter. Aragorn and Gandalf dragged everyone out of the bar, claiming they were eager to get to the club.

At last the clubbing and dancing started. Everyone was already rather tipsy off the drinks from the bar and the dancing commenced as soon as the hit the floor. Legolas and Gimli were still humming to themselves. Gandalf claimed that he would show everyone how to dance properly.

He took to the centre of the dance floor with his short pants, staff and tall hat. Handing his staff to Gimli he began to shimmy and swing his hips around the floor, people moving away from him and leaving him in a wide gap in the crowd. The rest of the Fellowship took to the dance floor as far away from the wizard as possible.

Legolas was dancing away, showing off his 'best moves' when a girl approached him. She asked if she could dance with and he told her yes. It wasn't long before another girl came. Then another. And another. It wasn't long before the issue, which had taken place in the shopping centre, was repeating itself around the dance floor, bar and anywhere Legolas thought he could escape.

The rest of the fellowship decided it was probably best to let him get on with it. They just couldn't take him anywhere without something like this happening.

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At last the company rolled, literally in the case of Gimli, out of the nightclub. They stumbled and laughed all the way home. Legolas and Gimli had their arms around each other and were dancing and twirling down the street as they sang 'You've lost that loving feeling' yet again. Aragorn was crying claiming that he missed his Arweny and Gandalf was trying to teach four, unco-operating hobbits his 'brilliant' dance moves. Everyone laughed and joked and it was late when they eventually arrived back at the hotel rooms. They dropped down onto their beds and slept peacefully.

Ainu Laire: Glad to hear you haven't decided to stop reading. That chapter made me laugh as well and I hope you that this one as much. No more sun cream for Frodo in this chapter but plenty of singing for them all.

~Amariel~ : Very funny review. Glad you are enjoying the 'weird' images I put across in this story. i hope you enjoy the singing. I certainly did. Sorry this chapter took a while to upload but I've been busy with exams. Enjoy.

The Converted: Aww. That was a nice review. I'm glad you are enjoying this story so much and I hope you enjoyed seeing ROTK again and also getting drunk. I had a very funny image of you getting kicked out of the theatre lol. I hope that didn't happen!

Queen Arwen: Yeah. I doubt Legolas will get the tan he wants. Having fair skin is such a pain lol. But at least he is getting into the spirit of things in the club lol. Hope you enjoy it.

mousegal: Hope I didn't disappoint with this chapter and I hope the wait was worth it. I know you are going to be slow at reviewing for this chapter because of the internet and things but don't rush. I'll wait hehe.

MichelleFrodo: I know you've been bus but you also know how impatient I get hehe. Anyway, you reviewed and that is all that matters. Glad you like it and hope you like this chapter as well. I can remember who was responsible for the long socks but anyway. Thank you for reviewing.

Ooooh (They put their arms around each other and began to sway as they sang).