Ok ok. You all seem to be enjoying this story so much and you all asked for a speedy update so here am I. I don't usually update this quickly purely because I don't have the time, but seeing as you all asked so nicely I made time. Hope you like it now lol.

Dangerous Driving

Aragorn had woken up first the next morning and decided to pick up the car they had hired. He brought it around to the front of the hotel where he had planned to meet everyone else. On the way to the hotel, from just around the corner, he had almost hit 2 lampposts, 3 people and a dog.

The rest of the Fellowship were there waiting for him, eager to try out this 'car'. Gandalf insisted that he wanted to drive so as he climbed into the driver's seat everyone else piled into the 5 seats in the back and the other seat in the front. There was one seat short so the back was rather cramped.

Gandalf set off, after instructions of how to start the car, and only made it around the corner when he stopped the car and announced that he couldn't drive any longer. It was just too stressful. Legolas took over.

Legolas managed to get the car around the corner and down the next street, only stalling the car 3 times. The hobbits got impatient and claimed that wanted to drive but as each tried to sit in the drivers seat they couldn't see over the wheel and reach the pedals at the same time. They gave up on that idea.

At last Aragorn told everyone that he should drive because he is King; even if he doesn't have a crown anymore. He sat in the drivers seat, started the engine and the Fellowship began the most dangerous journey of their lives.

Any car on the road didn't stand a chance. Once Aragorn had set off he didn't want to stop for anyone. He dodged cars and people. The horn was his favourite button.

Everyone's knuckles were white with gripping on to whatever they could find. Merry and Pippin were clutching each other tightly. Gandalf had his eyes closed and Gimli was muttering under his breath. Legolas couldn't take it any longer.

"I wanna get out!!!" He cried.

"Don't be silly Legolas we can't get out now." Aragorn didn't understand what the problem was.

"We're all gonna die."

"Oh not again Legolas."

"I have to say that I agree this time." Gandalf murmured.

"Oh, We're doing fine." Aragorn tried to assure them.

"I'm going to diiiieeee!" Legolas wailed. "Let me out!" He began to push the car door.

"Legolas don't." Sam told him.

"Legolas stop being a baby. Honestly!" Aragorn turned around to stop Legolas opening the door.

"Aragorn! Watch where you're going."

Aragorn turned around just in time to grab the wheel and swerve out of the way of oncoming traffic.

"Oh, Elbereth save us!"

"Erm, it's hot in here I'm opening the windows." Aragorn used the buttons on his side of the car to open all the windows and the sunroof.

"Do you know where you are going?" Frodo asked Aragorn. "I have a map here. Do you want it?"

"Yes open the map." Aragorn told him. Frodo opened it and passed it to Gandalf who was sitting in the front seat beside Aragorn. He opened the map but it turned out bigger than he had expected and the wind from the windows blew it into Aragorn's face.

"Argh! I can't see." The car swerved to the side. Merry and Pippin jumped up and tried to pull the map from Aragorn but didn't succeed. They were being thrown about in the car.

Gandalf was trying to grab the wheel but finding it hard to control the car. Sam was holding Frodo's hand, ignoring Frodo who was trying to escape, and telling him not to be worried, though he wasn't worried anyway.

"I'm going to die. I'm going to die." Legolas was gripping the seats rocking backwards and forwards murmuring to himself. Merry and Pippin were trying to get up.

"Aragorn hit the brake."

"You can't hit the brake in the middle of a road."

"If you don't we'll all be killed."

"Oh ok."

"Argh! Aragorn, that's not the brake!!!"

The car began to go faster than it was before.

At last the car slowed down and Aragorn managed to get the map from in front of his face. He pulled the car back down a side street, around a corner and stopped in a large car park.

"Right! We're here." Aragorn smiled to himself. "See, told you I'd get you here."

"Let me out!" Legolas opened the door ran behind a nearby bush and threw up everywhere.

Ok, so not a lot really happened in this chapter but the next one is much better I hope.

Ainu Laire: Yeah you have to feel sorry for them don't you? You can't go around not sympathising with the horrid way I treat them?? Can you?? It sure is fun though! Mwahahah!

AAAclub: Yes the theme park is always fun. They will finally get there next chapter though so sorry to make you wait a little longer. And yes I love chocolate too. Can't live without chocolate. mmmm

MichelleFrodo: ok, so you seemed to find a lot in that chapter funny. Which is good I suppose. No I don't suppose, I know that's good. Because that's what I'm here for right? Why would I be writing this if it weren't to make people laugh? For my own weird sense of humour?? hmmm maybe! Who knows?

got-lotr: Yes, very unrealistic but it's fun to write and people seem to find it funny so as you said Who Cares? Glad you like it though and hope you come back for more.

Queen Arwen: Ooh, remind me to stay on your good side then. I don't want to interfere with your violent streak. That wouldn't be good. But I'll let you loose on the fellowship if you ask nicely.

The Converted: Ok, I now have the funniest picture ever of Legolas running around the beach away from Seagulls. I shall have to see if I can incorporate (ooh big word) that into my story somewhere. That is if you wouldn't mind?

Anyway, thank you all for reviewing and I hope you didn't all loose too much patience with me. I tried to update as soon as I could. Seeing as it was only Saturday that I last updated and it's only Wednesday morning now, that wasn't too bad was it? See you all next chapter.