Slippery slope

Once more, the white-knuckle ride on the way to the water park was finally over. It had been Gimli's turn in throwing up but they were all here now. They had planned to make the most of the two days they had hired the car and up to now they were succeeding.

They stripped into their swimming clothes and stored their bags away in the lockers. There were many long queues to different rides but the fellowship decided that first of all they were going to try out a ride that involved giant rubber ring shaped boats. Four people sat in each one and you went down a very big, huge in the words of Aragorn, slide.

The hobbits shared a boat and Gandalf, Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas shared another. They thoroughly enjoyed the ride and wanted to go on again. Legolas changed his mind in the views of giant slides and was the most eager to get on the next. This shocked the rest but decided that if it were going to stop him being sick they would go along with it.

After several slides Sam soon realised that Frodo hadn't had any sun cream on for a while. He began lathering it on but Frodo snapped. He had had enough.

"I DO NOT WANT ANYMORE SUN CREAM!!!" He began to run away from Sam.

"Mr Frodo. I will not have you burnt and sore. You need more cream." Sam yelled following Frodo around and trying to squirt the cream at him, though he missed and hit passing people several times.

At last Frodo gave in and Sam cornered him. Once the cream was squirted all over him had no choice but to rub it in.

The fellowship decided to stop for dinner. They were sitting down enjoying the sandwiches they had bought when they noticed Aragorn was missing. Legolas spun around and noticed that there was a large stall behind them selling sweets and confectionary. Right in front of him was the reason Aragorn had suddenly snuck off. Standing at the front of the stall was a large column of Smarties. He feared the worst.

Legolas looked around and with his keen eyes he soon spotted Aragorn standing just slightly behind the stall with a large bag of Smarties in his hand. Legolas jumped up, knocking his sandwich on the floor and ran to Aragorn.

Everything seemed to happen in slow motion. Before Aragorn noticed what was happening, Legolas was in front of him. He was left with no option and with no time to run, so he had to tip all the Smarties, remaining in the bag, into his mouth. Legolas reached him and did a heroic jump on top of him, knocking him over backwards. He landed on top of him and snatched the bag from his hand. When he saw that the bag was now empty he looked at Aragorn's face. Aragorn was finding it difficult to chew what was in his mouth and his cheeks were bulging. He tried to smile innocently at Legolas but only succeed in making himself look like a monkey.

Legolas wasn't going to let him get away with it. He squeezed his cheeks so that all the Smarties came out onto the floor. Aragorn coughed and spluttered but couldn't help spilling the contents of his mouth onto the grass. Legolas thought he had won but Aragorn was soon to inform him that he had already eaten the rest of the bag before he had been forced to give up the last mouthful, plus another three bags before that.

Legolas could see Smarties beginning to take effect. Aragorn's eyes began to widen and he was now smiling. He dreaded hearing what was about to come out of his mouth next, as it was bound to be something embarrassing due to the sugar of the Smarties working his way into his blood stream.

Aragorn was looking at Legolas, stilling lying on top of him, out of shining eyes. "Awww! Legolas have you come for a hug?"

Aragorn flung his arms around Legolas before he had time to move and locked him into a deathly grip.

"Aragorn let go." Legolas squeaked as he was finding it difficult to breathe and couldn't pull himself away from Aragorn. At last he let go.

"Awww! Leggy loo loo came for a hug."

"Never ever am I letting you eat Smarties again Ara-gorny worn!"

Legolas dragged Aragorn back to the others and they tried to carry on with the rest of the day. They queued up for slides whilst Aragorn skipped about singing silly songs to himself. They slid down the slides whilst Aragorn screamed like a girl.

At last it was time to go home and Aragorn was still too far over the limit to be let behind the wheel. Legolas said he would drive.

Legolas' driving was far worse than Aragorn's. Being as skilled on a horse as he was he couldn't understand why the car wouldn't swerve as easily as a horse did or why a car couldn't jump over a fence or two as a short cut. Several time he got scared whilst driving down the road and curled up tightly into a ball with his hands over his head and his eyes closed tightly. Gandalf had had to grab and steer until they convinced Legolas to drive again.

Amazingly, they all arrived home fine and they returned the car without a scratch. They all vowed never to get into another car again.

got-lotr: Legolas and Aragorn probably aren't afraid of heights. But then again, the whole fellowship wouldn't take a trip to Ibiza so hey. It's fun to use your imagination sometimes and even if it's not realistic just pretend it is lol. Glad you are enjoying the story though. Thank you for reviewing.

Michelle Frodo: *sigh* Our day at Alton Towers has to be classic. So funny. We'll have to go again sometime. It will give me some more ideas for any new stories hehe. Glad this made you laugh though. Laughing is good!

Padme the 2nd: Wow. You read all 12 chapters? That takes some reading. Well done and thank you. You deserve some Smarties for that. Just don't tell Aragorn I gave them to you. Thanks again. I'm glad you are enjoying this so much.

AAAclub: Glad I haven't disappointed. Yeah a few more rides would have been good but I ran out of out ideas lol. And the sequel has been started. I haven't got very far et but it's going. Not long now lol.

mousegal: Phew, you had a lot of reading to catch up on as well didn't you. Thank you. I know you can't always get to the internet as much no so it does mean a lot when you spend you time reviewing hehe. Thank you.

Ainu Laire: Haha. Your ideas really made laugh. I'll have to see if I can use them anywhere. And I do give credit to my reviewers if they give me any ideas. In fact, you have all been inspiration just by reviewing. Thank you.

The Converted: *gasp* You can't stab Orli. If you stab him now we'll have no fit guy without his top on *swoon* for Calcium kid. I just have to go and see that. Ok, so how about hurting Sam? I do love Sam but I think he needs to chill a bit when it comes to Frodo lol. Good luck.