WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 2
Fox- Heheha—HAHAHOO! Nyak nyak! Supplies!! Supplies!! Snicker-snicker- snicker...
Self- Get a hold of yourself, Fox! Please, try and be serious for just one little moment.
Fox- The squirrels...the SQUIRRELS!!
Self- FOX...
Fox- Okay, okay... *serious face activated* Hey, Self?
Self- Yes, Fox?
Fox- My face hurts.
Self- I know. First time is always the hardest.
Fox- No, really. It hurts. Boy, now I know how politics feel. No wonder they're so cranky.
Self- Just say the author's note and get it over with.
Fox- You know, I bet if Hitler would have been—
Self- NOW!!
Fox- Okay, okay!!
Listen, this fanfic was written because I was bored. It was meant to be stupid, even though I actually laughed at it myself. However, in just one day, 11 people reviewed. They seemed to like it (most of them). Any comments, Self?
Self- Yeah. You are all mad.
Fox- Anything important, I mean.
Self- What? THAT WAS IMPORTANT!! You are all—
Fox- Blah, blah, blah, not listening...
Oh, yeah. Some of you said that you were sorry you couldn't flame. The reason why I asked you to flame was because I wanted you to feel invited. I actually don't get flames. So, flame, review, do whatever. Feel free.
So maybe I don't get my award. Big deal! At least my parents still love me.
Fox's father- Could you type a little LOUDER?! I can still hear myself think!!
Well...Uh...My master...
Fox's Master- WHAT?! FOX LIVED?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Uh...yeah. Once again, thank you to everyone who bothered to review! And, just as some of you requested (I didn't think I'd ever do this...)
WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 2-
Disclaimer- I don't own any Titans, hearts, cabbages, toasters, ties, patients, drool, kiwis, cigarettes, money, revolvers, cacti, squirrels, blood, pillows, blueberries, pancakes, wallets, horseshoes, kitchens, or pinecones.
Robin- *walks in the kitchen and sees the toaster* STAY AWAY FROM MY WALLET!! STAY AWAY!!! THAT'S A NICE TIE!!
Cyborg- *tired of performing open heart surgery* WHY DOESN'T IT EVER GET ANY EASIER?!?! *pulls out heart and tosses it in the air* Now, go forth and become a happy cabbage!
Patient- Uh...blueberries...heh, funny...
Starfire- LOOK AT THE HORSESHOE!! LOOK AT IT!! I CAN SEE THROUGH PANCAKE PEOPLE!!
BeastBoy- *rolling around kitchen floor* Rolling is the transportation device of the future!! Wheee!!
Raven- *meditating*
Patient- Hey! You are not my father!! Uhh...
Raven- Cyborg, please take your little playmate off the table. He's bleeding on it.
Cyborg- Yeah, sure, whatever. *takes patient outside to the garden*
BeastBoy-*still rolling on floor* Hey, Raven. C'mere, drool on face, and see what happens. *giggles*
Raven- *throws pinecone at BeastBoy* Keep quiet.
Cyborg- *running into kitchen* AAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!
-Recap for those who just tuned in: something is happening-
Fox Slave- I'm baaaaaaaaack... *starts searching for kiwis*
Starfire- EEEEEEEEEKK!! ZOMBIE!!! Robin, do something!!!
Robin-*admiring toaster's tie* RAVEN!! KILL!!
Raven- *pulls out revolver and shoots Fox Slave*
Cyborg- *tying up a suspicious-looking pillow* Woo-hoo! Go Reye!! *to pillow* Quiet, you!
Robin- That is a very neat tie.
Starfire- Yayy!! You did it Robin!! You saved us!! *hugs Robin*
Raven-*sighs* Go hug a cactus, Star.
Starfire-*hugs a cactus*
BeastBoy- *gagging* Too...much...rolling...
Fox Slave- *bleeding* (A/N: heh...i LykE tO BLeeD...)
Fox Slave's Master- *smoking a cigarette* That is a great tie...
Fox Slave's Master's Roommate- *trying to sleep* Little by little, the squirrels take away my sanity.
The next day, the Titans discovered that Fox Slave had committed some sort of crime, so they decided to sue her and make some money. Since Fox Slave had left this world with not so much as a cent, her Master was sued in lieu. Her Master needed a smoke, so he ripped off his roommate and bought cigarettes, beer, and a Lexus for his girlfriend. Everyone was happy, 'cept the roommate who committed suicide that night. No one will miss him. THE END
If I decide to write another chapter, I promise I'll get out of the kitchen, and maybe get rid of that toaster. Please Read n' Review!
FOX OUT
--No T-shirts were harmed in the making of this fanfic.--
Fox- Heheha—HAHAHOO! Nyak nyak! Supplies!! Supplies!! Snicker-snicker- snicker...
Self- Get a hold of yourself, Fox! Please, try and be serious for just one little moment.
Fox- The squirrels...the SQUIRRELS!!
Self- FOX...
Fox- Okay, okay... *serious face activated* Hey, Self?
Self- Yes, Fox?
Fox- My face hurts.
Self- I know. First time is always the hardest.
Fox- No, really. It hurts. Boy, now I know how politics feel. No wonder they're so cranky.
Self- Just say the author's note and get it over with.
Fox- You know, I bet if Hitler would have been—
Self- NOW!!
Fox- Okay, okay!!
Listen, this fanfic was written because I was bored. It was meant to be stupid, even though I actually laughed at it myself. However, in just one day, 11 people reviewed. They seemed to like it (most of them). Any comments, Self?
Self- Yeah. You are all mad.
Fox- Anything important, I mean.
Self- What? THAT WAS IMPORTANT!! You are all—
Fox- Blah, blah, blah, not listening...
Oh, yeah. Some of you said that you were sorry you couldn't flame. The reason why I asked you to flame was because I wanted you to feel invited. I actually don't get flames. So, flame, review, do whatever. Feel free.
So maybe I don't get my award. Big deal! At least my parents still love me.
Fox's father- Could you type a little LOUDER?! I can still hear myself think!!
Well...Uh...My master...
Fox's Master- WHAT?! FOX LIVED?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Uh...yeah. Once again, thank you to everyone who bothered to review! And, just as some of you requested (I didn't think I'd ever do this...)
WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 2-
Disclaimer- I don't own any Titans, hearts, cabbages, toasters, ties, patients, drool, kiwis, cigarettes, money, revolvers, cacti, squirrels, blood, pillows, blueberries, pancakes, wallets, horseshoes, kitchens, or pinecones.
Robin- *walks in the kitchen and sees the toaster* STAY AWAY FROM MY WALLET!! STAY AWAY!!! THAT'S A NICE TIE!!
Cyborg- *tired of performing open heart surgery* WHY DOESN'T IT EVER GET ANY EASIER?!?! *pulls out heart and tosses it in the air* Now, go forth and become a happy cabbage!
Patient- Uh...blueberries...heh, funny...
Starfire- LOOK AT THE HORSESHOE!! LOOK AT IT!! I CAN SEE THROUGH PANCAKE PEOPLE!!
BeastBoy- *rolling around kitchen floor* Rolling is the transportation device of the future!! Wheee!!
Raven- *meditating*
Patient- Hey! You are not my father!! Uhh...
Raven- Cyborg, please take your little playmate off the table. He's bleeding on it.
Cyborg- Yeah, sure, whatever. *takes patient outside to the garden*
BeastBoy-*still rolling on floor* Hey, Raven. C'mere, drool on face, and see what happens. *giggles*
Raven- *throws pinecone at BeastBoy* Keep quiet.
Cyborg- *running into kitchen* AAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!
-Recap for those who just tuned in: something is happening-
Fox Slave- I'm baaaaaaaaack... *starts searching for kiwis*
Starfire- EEEEEEEEEKK!! ZOMBIE!!! Robin, do something!!!
Robin-*admiring toaster's tie* RAVEN!! KILL!!
Raven- *pulls out revolver and shoots Fox Slave*
Cyborg- *tying up a suspicious-looking pillow* Woo-hoo! Go Reye!! *to pillow* Quiet, you!
Robin- That is a very neat tie.
Starfire- Yayy!! You did it Robin!! You saved us!! *hugs Robin*
Raven-*sighs* Go hug a cactus, Star.
Starfire-*hugs a cactus*
BeastBoy- *gagging* Too...much...rolling...
Fox Slave- *bleeding* (A/N: heh...i LykE tO BLeeD...)
Fox Slave's Master- *smoking a cigarette* That is a great tie...
Fox Slave's Master's Roommate- *trying to sleep* Little by little, the squirrels take away my sanity.
The next day, the Titans discovered that Fox Slave had committed some sort of crime, so they decided to sue her and make some money. Since Fox Slave had left this world with not so much as a cent, her Master was sued in lieu. Her Master needed a smoke, so he ripped off his roommate and bought cigarettes, beer, and a Lexus for his girlfriend. Everyone was happy, 'cept the roommate who committed suicide that night. No one will miss him. THE END
If I decide to write another chapter, I promise I'll get out of the kitchen, and maybe get rid of that toaster. Please Read n' Review!
FOX OUT
--No T-shirts were harmed in the making of this fanfic.--