WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 3
A/N: I got run over by my master's car yesterday. I'm gonna die soon, so please pity me and send lotsa reviews or flames so I can heal and live longer!!! =D
Disclaimer- I own nothing; my blood and body parts now belong to my master's car.
Chappie 3-
-At a baseball park-
Robin- *searching for the lost city of Atlantis* It shall be mine!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!! *encounters toaster* I CHALLENGE YOU TO ARM WRESTLING!!!
Toaster- *toasts bread (A/N: I looked up toaster in the dictionary!!)*
Cyborg- *stares at sun* The corn will prevail!!
Starfire- That lipstick is the wrong color for you!!! *kung fu kicks* I do not believe your cow!!
BeastBoy- *to Raven* Hey, your head looks like potato...hehe...potato...
Raven- ...
Robin- *arm wrestles*
Toaster- *arm wrestles*
Robin's arm- KRACK!!!
Robin- AAAAACKKKKK!!!! YOU'VE BROKEN MY SECRET ELBOW!! *drops to ground*
Cyborg- *speaking to road kill puppy* Get up Joe!! Don't give up!! I won't leave you!! You is my bruddah!
Raven- The dog is dead, Cyborg.
Cyborg- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!
Raven- *sighs and drinks herbal tea*
BeastBoy- *to Raven* You have the kind of lips that do more than drink. *grins*
Raven- And you have the kind of mind that does less than think. *tosses zit ointment tube at BeastBoy*
BeastBoy- *faints* Hehehe... she's crazy about me.
Fox Slave- Yep.
Starfire- EEEEEEEK!! She lives!!
Fox Slave's Master- She lives??!
Fox Slave's Master's Car- SAY WHAT?!!?
Fox Slave- I live?!
Starfire- Robin!! Do something!!
Robin- *on ground, holding secret elbow (it's a seeeeeeeeecret...)*
Starfire- Robin!!! *turns to Fox Slave* YOU!!!! *picks up puppy and tosses it at Fox Slave in fury*
Cyborg- Joe!! He can fly again!! *runs over to hug Joe*
Fox Slave- *bleeding*
Starfire- DIE!!! I WILL KILL YOUR NOSE!!!*kicks Fox Slave; cue more blood*
Fox Slave- *bleeds some more* (A/N: Heh...blood...)
Robin- *watches Starfire*
Cyborg- I ATE THE MACARONI!!!
Raven- Lips that do more than drink? What the--?
BeastBoy- *fainted* Actually, your head looks more like a reject jellybean.
Starfire- DIE!! *star-blasts Fox Slave*
Robin- Okay, Star. She's dead already.
Starfire- *stops torturing Fox Slave* Robin!! You saved us (again)!! *squeezes Robin*
Robin- ^________^
Cyborg- Joe!! You live!! *squeezes Joe (A/N: Please... no one tell him the truth...)*
BeastBoy- *sighs*
Raven- Whatever...
**Darkfire**, there ya have it. Hope that's enough romance. If not, then...uh...that comes with fries...uhhhh...
Doctor- Clear... *revives Fox Slave*
Where was I? Oh, yeah, DaIfUkU...I'm sorry. I didn't know that the shoe thing was your idea. I am very, very sorry. Here... *plucks out kidney* Have my kidney. (I only need one.)
Please Read n' Review/Flame!!
FOX OUT
A/N: I got run over by my master's car yesterday. I'm gonna die soon, so please pity me and send lotsa reviews or flames so I can heal and live longer!!! =D
Disclaimer- I own nothing; my blood and body parts now belong to my master's car.
Chappie 3-
-At a baseball park-
Robin- *searching for the lost city of Atlantis* It shall be mine!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!! *encounters toaster* I CHALLENGE YOU TO ARM WRESTLING!!!
Toaster- *toasts bread (A/N: I looked up toaster in the dictionary!!)*
Cyborg- *stares at sun* The corn will prevail!!
Starfire- That lipstick is the wrong color for you!!! *kung fu kicks* I do not believe your cow!!
BeastBoy- *to Raven* Hey, your head looks like potato...hehe...potato...
Raven- ...
Robin- *arm wrestles*
Toaster- *arm wrestles*
Robin's arm- KRACK!!!
Robin- AAAAACKKKKK!!!! YOU'VE BROKEN MY SECRET ELBOW!! *drops to ground*
Cyborg- *speaking to road kill puppy* Get up Joe!! Don't give up!! I won't leave you!! You is my bruddah!
Raven- The dog is dead, Cyborg.
Cyborg- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!
Raven- *sighs and drinks herbal tea*
BeastBoy- *to Raven* You have the kind of lips that do more than drink. *grins*
Raven- And you have the kind of mind that does less than think. *tosses zit ointment tube at BeastBoy*
BeastBoy- *faints* Hehehe... she's crazy about me.
Fox Slave- Yep.
Starfire- EEEEEEEK!! She lives!!
Fox Slave's Master- She lives??!
Fox Slave's Master's Car- SAY WHAT?!!?
Fox Slave- I live?!
Starfire- Robin!! Do something!!
Robin- *on ground, holding secret elbow (it's a seeeeeeeeecret...)*
Starfire- Robin!!! *turns to Fox Slave* YOU!!!! *picks up puppy and tosses it at Fox Slave in fury*
Cyborg- Joe!! He can fly again!! *runs over to hug Joe*
Fox Slave- *bleeding*
Starfire- DIE!!! I WILL KILL YOUR NOSE!!!*kicks Fox Slave; cue more blood*
Fox Slave- *bleeds some more* (A/N: Heh...blood...)
Robin- *watches Starfire*
Cyborg- I ATE THE MACARONI!!!
Raven- Lips that do more than drink? What the--?
BeastBoy- *fainted* Actually, your head looks more like a reject jellybean.
Starfire- DIE!! *star-blasts Fox Slave*
Robin- Okay, Star. She's dead already.
Starfire- *stops torturing Fox Slave* Robin!! You saved us (again)!! *squeezes Robin*
Robin- ^________^
Cyborg- Joe!! You live!! *squeezes Joe (A/N: Please... no one tell him the truth...)*
BeastBoy- *sighs*
Raven- Whatever...
**Darkfire**, there ya have it. Hope that's enough romance. If not, then...uh...that comes with fries...uhhhh...
Doctor- Clear... *revives Fox Slave*
Where was I? Oh, yeah, DaIfUkU...I'm sorry. I didn't know that the shoe thing was your idea. I am very, very sorry. Here... *plucks out kidney* Have my kidney. (I only need one.)
Please Read n' Review/Flame!!
FOX OUT