WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 4
A/N: On a review to the last chapter, **Darkfire** requested to be a guest star. I'm sorry Dark, but I can't have you be a guest star on this fanfic. Even though it contains messed-up antics that not even a monkey with brain tumor would consider, I actually do use my brain, and I think that if you guest star, everyone will have to. Nothing personal, I just want to be fair. Yeah, I can't have you kill Terra (though I like the idea), because I don't own the Titans, and because someone might not really hate Terra. I don't want to offend anyone.
I know that you read and review a lot, and I really appreciate that. Please do not take it the wrong way, for I cannot go against my philosophy. These chapters, believe it or not, are kind of hard to make. However, I did get you the Velveeta cheese *hands out cheese*.
Thank you to all who reviewed. It has helped me heal, and now I'm back on my own two legs and ready for more!!
Chappie 4-
Disclaimer- I own none of the below nor the above nor the middle, nor the slightly middle yet awkwardly below-above part, nor the ones after that, nor the stuff before that but after the above/getting-to-the-almost-middle part. You get the picture.
--At the kitchen--
Robin- *walks into the kitchen and sees the toaster* NO! MUST RESIST...
Toaster- *in toaster language* Come to me...
Robin- GAH!! YOU'RE ON!! *pulls out chess board*
Toaster- *in toaster language* hehehehehe...--Uh, I mean--*toasts bread*
Starfire- CITIZENS OF GOTHAM: HEAR ME OUT!! Once in a month hamsters will perform a happy little dance!
BeastBoy- *running into a wall to see if he can walk thru it* The mushroom harvest is complete!!
Cyborg-*talking to Joe the dead dog* Jazz men take a liking to timid English muffins.
Joe- *does nothing*
Raven- *meditates*
Robin- *waits for toaster's move* The sour cream is to blame...
Toaster- *toasts bread and bagels*
Starfire- *watches a ladybug dance to the rhythm of the crouton chants* Chihuahua! I say Chihuahua!! Who stole all the platypuses?
BeastBoy- Don Knotts gives me super powers!! Answer me!! Do you not witness my wallet?!
Cyborg- *reading the back of a cereal box* That is sad. It is sad. It is handsome. Yes, very sad too. Uh-hmm... very sad and handsome. I like potatoes.
BeastBoy- *to Raven* Slap my ass and make me smiley!! *giggles* Nugat!
Raven- *throws popsicle at BeastBoy* Get away from me.
Fox Slave- *finally decides to make an unexplained entrance* Poisoned strawberry alarm clocks!! Someone has stolen my legs!!
Starfire- EEEEEEEKK!! Robin!! She has come to life to river-dance!!
Robin- *looks up from chess board* RAVEN!! KILL!!
Toaster- *in toaster language* Check mate.
Robin- *turns to chess board* Arrgg!! Defeat!! The compass smells of fuzzy athletes!!
Raven- *pulls out revolver and shoots Fox Slave*
Fox Slave- *dies* (A/N: Someday I shall lose all my 28 lives)
Spooky Pig- *flies near by*
Cyborg- *watches a glowing peanut* Boo-YAH!! Alright, Raven!!
Joe- *eats glowing peanut* (A/N: Let this be a lesson to us all: death cannot stop us from eating unhealthy foods.)
BeastBoy- *playing Bridge with a 9 to 5 suit* You go Raven!!
Starfire- Robin!! You're my hero!! *hugs Robin*
Robin- *smiles* What can I say? That's my job.
Starfire- *squeezes Robin tighter.*
Raven- Whatever Star.
Fox Slave- *bleeds*
Fox Salve's Master- *lights a cigarette* Just 24 more lives to go. *warm smile* (A/N: That is a great smile.)
The next day the little girl was playing with Uncle Wiggly!! And something went wrong! Killer bees!! You don't know what a rash is!! Look at my thighs!! A million cows came flying in!! The cat sings but does not know Algebra! My collar bone can whistle!! Listen to the scary primitive pen!! Show your big toe's brain!! I will rip thru his bellybutton with a cucumber salad!! How can the bacon see me?! My IQ sneezes puppy grass!! Take my mission!! Moo!!
THE END
End Credits:
Cheese Management Group P resident- An Obese Man
Pharmacy Chaos Person- Lard Fanatics
T-Shirt Fan Club President- Jelly Puppies
My Mom- My Dad
Please Read 'n' Review/Flame (and please, DON'T ASK)
FOX OUT
A/N: On a review to the last chapter, **Darkfire** requested to be a guest star. I'm sorry Dark, but I can't have you be a guest star on this fanfic. Even though it contains messed-up antics that not even a monkey with brain tumor would consider, I actually do use my brain, and I think that if you guest star, everyone will have to. Nothing personal, I just want to be fair. Yeah, I can't have you kill Terra (though I like the idea), because I don't own the Titans, and because someone might not really hate Terra. I don't want to offend anyone.
I know that you read and review a lot, and I really appreciate that. Please do not take it the wrong way, for I cannot go against my philosophy. These chapters, believe it or not, are kind of hard to make. However, I did get you the Velveeta cheese *hands out cheese*.
Thank you to all who reviewed. It has helped me heal, and now I'm back on my own two legs and ready for more!!
Chappie 4-
Disclaimer- I own none of the below nor the above nor the middle, nor the slightly middle yet awkwardly below-above part, nor the ones after that, nor the stuff before that but after the above/getting-to-the-almost-middle part. You get the picture.
--At the kitchen--
Robin- *walks into the kitchen and sees the toaster* NO! MUST RESIST...
Toaster- *in toaster language* Come to me...
Robin- GAH!! YOU'RE ON!! *pulls out chess board*
Toaster- *in toaster language* hehehehehe...--Uh, I mean--*toasts bread*
Starfire- CITIZENS OF GOTHAM: HEAR ME OUT!! Once in a month hamsters will perform a happy little dance!
BeastBoy- *running into a wall to see if he can walk thru it* The mushroom harvest is complete!!
Cyborg-*talking to Joe the dead dog* Jazz men take a liking to timid English muffins.
Joe- *does nothing*
Raven- *meditates*
Robin- *waits for toaster's move* The sour cream is to blame...
Toaster- *toasts bread and bagels*
Starfire- *watches a ladybug dance to the rhythm of the crouton chants* Chihuahua! I say Chihuahua!! Who stole all the platypuses?
BeastBoy- Don Knotts gives me super powers!! Answer me!! Do you not witness my wallet?!
Cyborg- *reading the back of a cereal box* That is sad. It is sad. It is handsome. Yes, very sad too. Uh-hmm... very sad and handsome. I like potatoes.
BeastBoy- *to Raven* Slap my ass and make me smiley!! *giggles* Nugat!
Raven- *throws popsicle at BeastBoy* Get away from me.
Fox Slave- *finally decides to make an unexplained entrance* Poisoned strawberry alarm clocks!! Someone has stolen my legs!!
Starfire- EEEEEEEKK!! Robin!! She has come to life to river-dance!!
Robin- *looks up from chess board* RAVEN!! KILL!!
Toaster- *in toaster language* Check mate.
Robin- *turns to chess board* Arrgg!! Defeat!! The compass smells of fuzzy athletes!!
Raven- *pulls out revolver and shoots Fox Slave*
Fox Slave- *dies* (A/N: Someday I shall lose all my 28 lives)
Spooky Pig- *flies near by*
Cyborg- *watches a glowing peanut* Boo-YAH!! Alright, Raven!!
Joe- *eats glowing peanut* (A/N: Let this be a lesson to us all: death cannot stop us from eating unhealthy foods.)
BeastBoy- *playing Bridge with a 9 to 5 suit* You go Raven!!
Starfire- Robin!! You're my hero!! *hugs Robin*
Robin- *smiles* What can I say? That's my job.
Starfire- *squeezes Robin tighter.*
Raven- Whatever Star.
Fox Slave- *bleeds*
Fox Salve's Master- *lights a cigarette* Just 24 more lives to go. *warm smile* (A/N: That is a great smile.)
The next day the little girl was playing with Uncle Wiggly!! And something went wrong! Killer bees!! You don't know what a rash is!! Look at my thighs!! A million cows came flying in!! The cat sings but does not know Algebra! My collar bone can whistle!! Listen to the scary primitive pen!! Show your big toe's brain!! I will rip thru his bellybutton with a cucumber salad!! How can the bacon see me?! My IQ sneezes puppy grass!! Take my mission!! Moo!!
THE END
End Credits:
Cheese Management Group P resident- An Obese Man
Pharmacy Chaos Person- Lard Fanatics
T-Shirt Fan Club President- Jelly Puppies
My Mom- My Dad
Please Read 'n' Review/Flame (and please, DON'T ASK)
FOX OUT