WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 5
A/N: Today's been kinda crazy, and I am really tired, but I have to write this chapter. Oh well...here goes.
Disclaimer- I do not own anything seen here. My history teacher is hairy.
History Teacher- Hey!
Fox- Oh! Fellow werewolf! What are you doing here!
History Teacher- I AM NOT A WEREWOLF!!
Fox- Dude, it's a tough world here and we werewolves must stick together!!...Is that bacon I smell?
History Teacher- I already told you: I AM NOT A WEREWOLF!!...Bacon? Where?
Fox- Have you told your girlfriend that you're a werewolf yet?
History Teacher- No...that's because I'm just a normal hairy man.
Fox- So you haven't told her that you used to be a girl either? Wow, that sure is unfaithful of you.
History Teacher- *turns red*...Fox...
Fox- Um, right...
WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 5
Robin- *serves Cyborg a bagel for breakfast* Here ya go.
Cyborg-*looks down at bagel* I SAID I WANTED MY BAGEL TOASTED!!!!!! JOE DEMANDS A TOASTED BAGEL!! YOU MUSN'T GON AGAINST THE CABBAGES WISHES!!!!
Joe- *does nothing*
Robin- Speaking of which, where is the toa—
Toaster- *steps out of dark forgotten corner in kitchen*
Robin- Must...resist...impulse... GAH!! WHAT THE HELL!! *takes toaster out to basketball court*
Starfire- THE SQUIRREL ARMY BLEED BUT DOES NOT DIE!! DO YOU HEAR?! MY PARENTS WORRY ABOUT ME!!
Cyborg- I wish my name were Salty the Sweaty Ferret!!
BeastBoy- TUNA WILL NOT LET US WIN THE WAR!! WE MUST HAVE TOFU!!
Raven- *meditates*
Salty the Sweaty Ferret- If we weren't meant to eat animals, they wouldn't have been made out of meat.
BeastBoy- *looks at Cy—I mean, Salty the Sweaty Ferret* Good point.
Salty the Sweaty Ferret- Feeling hungry, BB?
BeastBoy- *runs off to suck a wounded puppy's blood*
Robin- *is getting is ass kicked by the toaster at a basketball game*
Toaster- *is kicking Robin's ass at the basketball game*
Starfire- THE LETTUCE IS TALKING TO ME!!
Salty the Sweaty Ferret- Where's my bagel?
Joe- *secretly wants bagel in his sleep*
Raven- *loads revolver*
Fox Slave- *perfect-timing entrance* I HAVE KIDNAPPED MYSELF. GIVE ME $1,000,000,000 AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME AG—
Raven- *shoots Fox Slave*
Fox Slave- *bleeds*
Puerto Rico Governor- *talks about politics*
Fox Slave's Master- *smoking a cigarette (A/N: Smoke or don't smoke, it won't shorten how long you'll be dead.)* Damn. I was just about to pay her.
Starfire- *runs off to hug Robin for saving the day*
BeastBoy- The piano population has decreased.
The next day, 256 individuals came to the Tower to pay Fox Slave's $1,000,000,000 ransom. Since Fox Slave had *cough*shot herself*cough*, then all the money went to the next-in-kin: Fox's Master, who bought more cigarettes and more beer.
THE END
Okay, I know that was short. I just got my Report Card and got all A's, which is boring and from which you get absolutely no inspiration nor visits to the electric chair. YAWWN... Don't worry, next chapter will be better.
Please Read n' Review, or Flame (Remember: Flame the story and not me)
FOX OUT
A/N: Today's been kinda crazy, and I am really tired, but I have to write this chapter. Oh well...here goes.
Disclaimer- I do not own anything seen here. My history teacher is hairy.
History Teacher- Hey!
Fox- Oh! Fellow werewolf! What are you doing here!
History Teacher- I AM NOT A WEREWOLF!!
Fox- Dude, it's a tough world here and we werewolves must stick together!!...Is that bacon I smell?
History Teacher- I already told you: I AM NOT A WEREWOLF!!...Bacon? Where?
Fox- Have you told your girlfriend that you're a werewolf yet?
History Teacher- No...that's because I'm just a normal hairy man.
Fox- So you haven't told her that you used to be a girl either? Wow, that sure is unfaithful of you.
History Teacher- *turns red*...Fox...
Fox- Um, right...
WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 5
Robin- *serves Cyborg a bagel for breakfast* Here ya go.
Cyborg-*looks down at bagel* I SAID I WANTED MY BAGEL TOASTED!!!!!! JOE DEMANDS A TOASTED BAGEL!! YOU MUSN'T GON AGAINST THE CABBAGES WISHES!!!!
Joe- *does nothing*
Robin- Speaking of which, where is the toa—
Toaster- *steps out of dark forgotten corner in kitchen*
Robin- Must...resist...impulse... GAH!! WHAT THE HELL!! *takes toaster out to basketball court*
Starfire- THE SQUIRREL ARMY BLEED BUT DOES NOT DIE!! DO YOU HEAR?! MY PARENTS WORRY ABOUT ME!!
Cyborg- I wish my name were Salty the Sweaty Ferret!!
BeastBoy- TUNA WILL NOT LET US WIN THE WAR!! WE MUST HAVE TOFU!!
Raven- *meditates*
Salty the Sweaty Ferret- If we weren't meant to eat animals, they wouldn't have been made out of meat.
BeastBoy- *looks at Cy—I mean, Salty the Sweaty Ferret* Good point.
Salty the Sweaty Ferret- Feeling hungry, BB?
BeastBoy- *runs off to suck a wounded puppy's blood*
Robin- *is getting is ass kicked by the toaster at a basketball game*
Toaster- *is kicking Robin's ass at the basketball game*
Starfire- THE LETTUCE IS TALKING TO ME!!
Salty the Sweaty Ferret- Where's my bagel?
Joe- *secretly wants bagel in his sleep*
Raven- *loads revolver*
Fox Slave- *perfect-timing entrance* I HAVE KIDNAPPED MYSELF. GIVE ME $1,000,000,000 AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME AG—
Raven- *shoots Fox Slave*
Fox Slave- *bleeds*
Puerto Rico Governor- *talks about politics*
Fox Slave's Master- *smoking a cigarette (A/N: Smoke or don't smoke, it won't shorten how long you'll be dead.)* Damn. I was just about to pay her.
Starfire- *runs off to hug Robin for saving the day*
BeastBoy- The piano population has decreased.
The next day, 256 individuals came to the Tower to pay Fox Slave's $1,000,000,000 ransom. Since Fox Slave had *cough*shot herself*cough*, then all the money went to the next-in-kin: Fox's Master, who bought more cigarettes and more beer.
THE END
Okay, I know that was short. I just got my Report Card and got all A's, which is boring and from which you get absolutely no inspiration nor visits to the electric chair. YAWWN... Don't worry, next chapter will be better.
Please Read n' Review, or Flame (Remember: Flame the story and not me)
FOX OUT