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Chu, Insane Mutant: Caught in the Act

"So, what happened?" I asked a police officer innocently as I walked by the car wreak to the train station with the boys. They were trying to act like nothing was wrong and went on ahead of me.

"I'm afraid I can't tell you, miss. Move along." He said gruffly.

"Was anyone hurt? And when will the roads open up again, sir?" I asked, batting my eyelashes innocently.

"Only minor injuries. The roads should open within the hour." He explained, "Now please let us work."

"Okay…" I said, acting worried. I snickered as I joined Bobby and John inside the front doors of the station, "It's going well. Have you seen her yet?"

"No." John said, trying to act as though he wasn't there.

"Why're you acting weird. The cops are outside, not in here." I said.

"Cyclops and Storm are here." Bobby said, also trying to act natural.

"That's worse than getting arrested. But at least that means that we came to the right place." I said, trying to sound sarcastic. "Hey, isn't that Sabertooth?"

"Where?"

"Over by Storm." I pointed him out. Bobby looked there, confused.

"What's he doing here? Aren't they after Wolverine?" He asked. But I was distracted by a strange shadow on the wall. It seemed to be looking at Scott, who was also trying to act natural as Ororo was talking at the ticket counter.

"What's…" I started to ask, but was cut off when a really weird looking thing flew out from the shadow and pulled the visor off of Cyclops's face. He blasted the ceiling, but Iceman was quick enough to freeze them together, so they didn't fall on the crowd of onlookers. Pyro was also quick to join the battle, leaving me alone. ~Like I care.~

I walked over to the wall, so I would be out of the way and I could watch the fight and later figure out some mean things to say to the both of them about their fighting strategy. However, as soon as I got over there, I happened to see my sister walking over to the chairs with a armload of muchies from a vending machine. She looked particularly pleased with herself, so I decided to go over and see what was up and why in the world she wasn't fighting with the rest of them.

"Chi!" I shouted, rushing over to her. She jumped in a panic, as though she was caught doing something wrong. Like stealing candy.

"Chu?!" She looked at me with wide-eyed panic. She looked funny like this. She wasn't usually so funny when she was caught doing something wrong.

"You sound suspicious." I said, eyeing the huge armful of candy that she was holding. She looked sick, like she had eaten too much. "Did you eat the rest of the stuff in the vending machine? Where did you get that many quarters?"

"Well…" She said, nervously.

"I bet you stole it!" I accused, pointing at her. Her face changed to nervous relief, but I didn't know why. But she seemed happy to talk now.

"Well, I sure didn't BUY it! Toad smashed the machine in!" She laughed. I laughed as I thought about a reference to a fanfic that we had written before. At that moment it was necessary to dodge a huge piece of building that was flying through the air at us.

"I gotta go find Magneto sama. Have a Rollo." She tossed one after me as she ran off. As soon as I finished eating it, I noticed that it was suddenly quiet in the room. I jumped up in a panic, rushing to find Bobby and John.

"We have to get home before they do!" I shouted, grabbing their jackets and trying to pull them into the parking lot so we could go hide.

"I don't think it matters." A deep voice caught me off guard and I turned around just as I bumped into Cyclops.

"We fought, remember? They caught us." Bobby said, disappointedly. "And after all that, we lost Rogue anyway."

"Smoke Bomb!" I shouted, tossing a nearby mud puddle at Cyclops and rushing into the darkness of the street. I had only gotten a few blocks away when I noticed a familiar car and found myself waking up half an hour later.

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