WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 6
Hey Guys! The reason why this chapter took so long to make was because I was at an English competition representing my school along with others competing in different categories. We won first place, so thanks to you all:
Cynthia Agosto Ian Balmaseda Olga Juan Gabriela López Francisco Martínez Pamela Monefeldt Marinés Montero José Reynaldo Nieves Krizia Pares Samuel Rodríguez Sara Rodríguez Alejandro Silva Pamela Silva Richard Silva Erika Torres Jorge Villarini
I'd also like to thank our moderator Sandra Cabrer. We love you very much and are all very glad to make you proud. Thanks to Kamil Berríos because without you, I would have not done so well, and to Alfredo León, for his dedication in training the Science competitors day after day for 1 month and a half.
Oh, yeah, I dedicate this chapter to Jackie Chan, for it's his 50th birthday on April 7th. I've looked up to Jackie for nearly 3 years. Lotsa love to you Jackie. Because of you, I've had a motivation to do well in school and to be better as a person. I invite all you readers to rent some Jackie Chan movies, and of course you may invite others to do so. Think of this as a chain.
Well, enough of the Author's Note. I'm going on trips on April 8th, April 30th, and May 6th, (I can't tell you where, cause otherwise I'll be stalked and there might be a plot to kidnap or abduct me) just so you know that I might make a change of schedule. But I'll be fair and this story will end up with the same amount of chapters planned.
Self- And...?
Fox- And what?
Self- What else caused you to take so long?
Fox- Well, I –uh...
Self- I knew it! You were—
Fox- At the hospital! With my master, who was in a car accident!! Self- Dude, that's pathetic.
Fox- Very well, I confess. I was to busy watching "School of Rock" over and over again in 2 days so I could memorize the whole thing. But I can't help myself!! Jack Black is so cute!!!
Self- Fox, you are MAD.
Fox- Yeah, everyone says that.
On to the fic:
WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 6
Dedicated to Jackie Chan
"In the pantheon of movie action heroes, there is only one true god, and his name is Jackie Chan."—Washington Post
Robin- *sees toaster* YOUR INTESTINES WILL HATE YOU!!!
Toaster- *evil laugh*
-Uhh...Oh, I dunno...have I made a thumb war yet? Well, whatever. Thumb war contest-
Starfire- LINT!! LINT!! HOLY LORD IT'S LINT!!
BeastBoy- *sighs* Whatever. *goes to fridge and finds no tofu* What?! NO TOFU?!! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME SO?!!?
Cyborg- *eating mystery meat surprise* (A/N: The surprise is that's not really meat.)
Raven- *meditates*
Robin- *thumb wrestling* Will not...give in...to a toaster...
Toaster- I will eat your brains...
Robin- Say what?!
Toaster- I mean... *toasts a bagel*
Starfire- HELP! I CANNOT SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!
Cyborg- *whistling the theme to a Cheez Whiz commercial* HAIL THE KEEBLER ELF AND HIS EPILEPTIC MONKEY!!! BeastBoy- *is being propelled by the force of his own awesome grief*
-GAH! This is worse than gothic poetry! Geez! How much more must I write?! Who stole my legs!?-
::SKIPS TO THE PART WHERE FOX SLAVE IS MAKING A LITTLE DANCE::
Raven- *loads gun* (A/N: Here comes fun...!!) *shoots Fox Slave's ugly head* (A/N: It's OK to hurt the damned!!)
Fox Slave- *bleeding like Robin's thumb*
BeastBoy- *playing under the sofa*
Cyborg- *giving away free haircuts*
Starfire- *hugs Robin*
Fox Slave's Master- *sleeps* Uh...bagels...
Joe- *my pee is purple*
The next day, something happened.
THE END
Self- Fox, that was terrible.
Fox- Hence, it's the WORST FANFIC EVER.
Self- I mean, it's like you are out of ideas.
Fox- Well, I am out of ideas...and maple syrup. Where's da maple syrup?!
Self- You're going to have to dedicate more time to those fanfics until you get to chapter... what will be next chapter?
Fox- In May. My last chapter will be in May. At this rate, it might be #12.
Self- Well, it doesn't have to be your last chapter if you'd just...
Fox- Trust me, it will be.
Self- Listen, you have great talent and you don't even—
Fox- *gets bored and runs out to see "School of Rock"* AND THE MORAL OF THIS CHAPTER:
Every time you feed a monkey, God kills a kitten. Please...think about the kittens.
OH NO!! I JUST HAD THIS COAT DRY-CLEANED!!!!
Please Read and your brain will hate you for reading! Then send me review and tell me how it feels.
Fox's Brain- I hate you.
Fox- Quiet Brain, or I'll stab you with another Q-Tip!
FOX OUT
Hey Guys! The reason why this chapter took so long to make was because I was at an English competition representing my school along with others competing in different categories. We won first place, so thanks to you all:
Cynthia Agosto Ian Balmaseda Olga Juan Gabriela López Francisco Martínez Pamela Monefeldt Marinés Montero José Reynaldo Nieves Krizia Pares Samuel Rodríguez Sara Rodríguez Alejandro Silva Pamela Silva Richard Silva Erika Torres Jorge Villarini
I'd also like to thank our moderator Sandra Cabrer. We love you very much and are all very glad to make you proud. Thanks to Kamil Berríos because without you, I would have not done so well, and to Alfredo León, for his dedication in training the Science competitors day after day for 1 month and a half.
Oh, yeah, I dedicate this chapter to Jackie Chan, for it's his 50th birthday on April 7th. I've looked up to Jackie for nearly 3 years. Lotsa love to you Jackie. Because of you, I've had a motivation to do well in school and to be better as a person. I invite all you readers to rent some Jackie Chan movies, and of course you may invite others to do so. Think of this as a chain.
Well, enough of the Author's Note. I'm going on trips on April 8th, April 30th, and May 6th, (I can't tell you where, cause otherwise I'll be stalked and there might be a plot to kidnap or abduct me) just so you know that I might make a change of schedule. But I'll be fair and this story will end up with the same amount of chapters planned.
Self- And...?
Fox- And what?
Self- What else caused you to take so long?
Fox- Well, I –uh...
Self- I knew it! You were—
Fox- At the hospital! With my master, who was in a car accident!! Self- Dude, that's pathetic.
Fox- Very well, I confess. I was to busy watching "School of Rock" over and over again in 2 days so I could memorize the whole thing. But I can't help myself!! Jack Black is so cute!!!
Self- Fox, you are MAD.
Fox- Yeah, everyone says that.
On to the fic:
WORST FANFIC EVER! Chapter 6
Dedicated to Jackie Chan
"In the pantheon of movie action heroes, there is only one true god, and his name is Jackie Chan."—Washington Post
Robin- *sees toaster* YOUR INTESTINES WILL HATE YOU!!!
Toaster- *evil laugh*
-Uhh...Oh, I dunno...have I made a thumb war yet? Well, whatever. Thumb war contest-
Starfire- LINT!! LINT!! HOLY LORD IT'S LINT!!
BeastBoy- *sighs* Whatever. *goes to fridge and finds no tofu* What?! NO TOFU?!! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME SO?!!?
Cyborg- *eating mystery meat surprise* (A/N: The surprise is that's not really meat.)
Raven- *meditates*
Robin- *thumb wrestling* Will not...give in...to a toaster...
Toaster- I will eat your brains...
Robin- Say what?!
Toaster- I mean... *toasts a bagel*
Starfire- HELP! I CANNOT SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!
Cyborg- *whistling the theme to a Cheez Whiz commercial* HAIL THE KEEBLER ELF AND HIS EPILEPTIC MONKEY!!! BeastBoy- *is being propelled by the force of his own awesome grief*
-GAH! This is worse than gothic poetry! Geez! How much more must I write?! Who stole my legs!?-
::SKIPS TO THE PART WHERE FOX SLAVE IS MAKING A LITTLE DANCE::
Raven- *loads gun* (A/N: Here comes fun...!!) *shoots Fox Slave's ugly head* (A/N: It's OK to hurt the damned!!)
Fox Slave- *bleeding like Robin's thumb*
BeastBoy- *playing under the sofa*
Cyborg- *giving away free haircuts*
Starfire- *hugs Robin*
Fox Slave's Master- *sleeps* Uh...bagels...
Joe- *my pee is purple*
The next day, something happened.
THE END
Self- Fox, that was terrible.
Fox- Hence, it's the WORST FANFIC EVER.
Self- I mean, it's like you are out of ideas.
Fox- Well, I am out of ideas...and maple syrup. Where's da maple syrup?!
Self- You're going to have to dedicate more time to those fanfics until you get to chapter... what will be next chapter?
Fox- In May. My last chapter will be in May. At this rate, it might be #12.
Self- Well, it doesn't have to be your last chapter if you'd just...
Fox- Trust me, it will be.
Self- Listen, you have great talent and you don't even—
Fox- *gets bored and runs out to see "School of Rock"* AND THE MORAL OF THIS CHAPTER:
Every time you feed a monkey, God kills a kitten. Please...think about the kittens.
OH NO!! I JUST HAD THIS COAT DRY-CLEANED!!!!
Please Read and your brain will hate you for reading! Then send me review and tell me how it feels.
Fox's Brain- I hate you.
Fox- Quiet Brain, or I'll stab you with another Q-Tip!
FOX OUT