I`M ALIVE!!! Well,in case you`re wondering where I`ve been,it`s been HELL.Last weekend I went to Los Angeles for a Sci-Fi convention I didn`t even care about.Stayed there for 4 days,came home on Monday,GOT A BIG WHOPPING FEVER ON TUESDAY! Fanfiction.Net wouldn`t work for me,I had to call MB Fan to check my reviews.I WAS SICK FOR 2 DAYS,HAD TO MISS SCHOOL.Luckily,I`m all better now.YAY!I`ll write another crappy chapter now.I`m in a creepy mood,so I`m gonna put some naughty stuff in the beginning this chapter.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
~Haunted Flower
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Xiaolin Showdown:Fight of Eternity
Chapter 7:Newfound Partnership
The two teams of good and evil were now one team,much to Jack`s dismay.He wished Katnappe could actually hold on to Dojo,instead of wrapping her arms tightly around his waist since she was sitting behind him.He could SWEAR she was trying to fondle him,since she kept moving her hands about his slightly muscular abdomen.
Jack looked behind and shot her an annoying look."What the hell do you think your doing?!" he asked.
"I was...just trying to get a better grip on you! That`s all!Sheesh!" Katnappe smiled.
"Sure you were...."Jack rolled his eyes."I`d really appreciate it if you`d stop touching me in..places...ok?"
Raimundo was bursting into a fit of laughter."AW MAN! WHAT IS GOING ON BACK THERE?! DID YOU SCREW THIS ONE TOO,JACK?!" Raimundo laughed.Then he remembered Miranda and he shut up.He cleared his throat.
"So...hey Jack,pardner.....what was it like..ya know..gettin` it on?" Clay asked,embarrassed that he asked such a question.
Jack`s eyes widened."I think that`s personal,cowboy." he crossed his arms.
Clay felt ashamed."Oh right...I`m sorry." he said sadly.
This only made Raimundo cover his mouth and try not to laugh.
"I knew a truce with these people was gonna be hard..." Jack groaned.
Kimiko looked back behind Clay.
"Look..uh..Jack.I`m really sorry about Miranda.Sometimes I even think Wuya misses her." Kimiko said.
More painful memories flooded back to Jack.Jack closed his eyes together tightly and shook it off.Kimiko immedietly regretted that she brought Miranda up.
"Never mind.I`m sorry...." Kimiko said,turning her head back to the front of Dojo.
"Miranda? Who`s Miranda? And Jack,why is everyone saying that you 'got it on'?DID YOU...." Jack clasped his hand over Katnappe`s mouth.This was her cue to shut up.
"Ok,tell me later then!" she said,he voice muffled from Jack`s hand being over it.
"Some things are better left unsaid...." Omi said.
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Taura began to work her dark magic.Moustrappe stared in wonder as she muttered some chants.The garbage can in the alleyway exploded within a matter of seconds.
"This is only a taste of what I can really do." Taura said in her emotionless voice.
Moustrappe`s squeaky voice came out gleefully as she squealed out."YAY! Now I can finally rule China! Not even my sister and her dumb goth friend can beat us! By the way,Taura,who were those other people? The ones with the dragon?"
Taura opened her eyes,which had been closed at the moment."The Xiaolin warriors.Nothing but little pests.I can defeat them in a second.The enemies of my mother..." she muttered.
"Well,we`re still no match for them,right?"
"Correct.The time is nearing for our reign to begin."
"Aww,can`t we do it now?"Moustrappe rolled her eyes.
"Patience,Moustrappe."
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Dojo started to tremble,making everyone yell out in suprise,except for Wuya,since she was hovering in the air.
"What is it Dojo? Do you sense another Shen-Gong-Wu?" Kimiko asked.
"Naw,I`m sesing Taura`s dark energy.She`s almost ready to make her destruction." Dojo said anxiously.
Wuya`s eyes glowed a bright yellow."Yes....I sense Taura`s energy as well." she said.
"Didn`t you teach her manners,you old hag?" Dojo asked Wuya.
"Why,If I weren`t transparent,you`d be eating your words right now!" Wuya yelled.
"Uh,ya`ll...we`re supposed to be on a team now,remember?" Clay said.
Kimiko sighed,and once again,they were on the search for Taura.
END OF CHAPTER SEVEN
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Ok,I`m getting everything planned out.This chapter was a major piece of crap.Nothing happened in this chapter(besides Katnappe being creepy with her sexuality).In the next chapter,I`ll get to the point and the action WILL BEGIN,I promise you.My friends have been helping me figure out what to do,so.....IT WILL GET BETTER! STAY WITH MEEEEEE....
Don`t bark if you can`t bite,
~Haunted Flower
~Haunted Flower
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Xiaolin Showdown:Fight of Eternity
Chapter 7:Newfound Partnership
The two teams of good and evil were now one team,much to Jack`s dismay.He wished Katnappe could actually hold on to Dojo,instead of wrapping her arms tightly around his waist since she was sitting behind him.He could SWEAR she was trying to fondle him,since she kept moving her hands about his slightly muscular abdomen.
Jack looked behind and shot her an annoying look."What the hell do you think your doing?!" he asked.
"I was...just trying to get a better grip on you! That`s all!Sheesh!" Katnappe smiled.
"Sure you were...."Jack rolled his eyes."I`d really appreciate it if you`d stop touching me in..places...ok?"
Raimundo was bursting into a fit of laughter."AW MAN! WHAT IS GOING ON BACK THERE?! DID YOU SCREW THIS ONE TOO,JACK?!" Raimundo laughed.Then he remembered Miranda and he shut up.He cleared his throat.
"So...hey Jack,pardner.....what was it like..ya know..gettin` it on?" Clay asked,embarrassed that he asked such a question.
Jack`s eyes widened."I think that`s personal,cowboy." he crossed his arms.
Clay felt ashamed."Oh right...I`m sorry." he said sadly.
This only made Raimundo cover his mouth and try not to laugh.
"I knew a truce with these people was gonna be hard..." Jack groaned.
Kimiko looked back behind Clay.
"Look..uh..Jack.I`m really sorry about Miranda.Sometimes I even think Wuya misses her." Kimiko said.
More painful memories flooded back to Jack.Jack closed his eyes together tightly and shook it off.Kimiko immedietly regretted that she brought Miranda up.
"Never mind.I`m sorry...." Kimiko said,turning her head back to the front of Dojo.
"Miranda? Who`s Miranda? And Jack,why is everyone saying that you 'got it on'?DID YOU...." Jack clasped his hand over Katnappe`s mouth.This was her cue to shut up.
"Ok,tell me later then!" she said,he voice muffled from Jack`s hand being over it.
"Some things are better left unsaid...." Omi said.
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Taura began to work her dark magic.Moustrappe stared in wonder as she muttered some chants.The garbage can in the alleyway exploded within a matter of seconds.
"This is only a taste of what I can really do." Taura said in her emotionless voice.
Moustrappe`s squeaky voice came out gleefully as she squealed out."YAY! Now I can finally rule China! Not even my sister and her dumb goth friend can beat us! By the way,Taura,who were those other people? The ones with the dragon?"
Taura opened her eyes,which had been closed at the moment."The Xiaolin warriors.Nothing but little pests.I can defeat them in a second.The enemies of my mother..." she muttered.
"Well,we`re still no match for them,right?"
"Correct.The time is nearing for our reign to begin."
"Aww,can`t we do it now?"Moustrappe rolled her eyes.
"Patience,Moustrappe."
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Dojo started to tremble,making everyone yell out in suprise,except for Wuya,since she was hovering in the air.
"What is it Dojo? Do you sense another Shen-Gong-Wu?" Kimiko asked.
"Naw,I`m sesing Taura`s dark energy.She`s almost ready to make her destruction." Dojo said anxiously.
Wuya`s eyes glowed a bright yellow."Yes....I sense Taura`s energy as well." she said.
"Didn`t you teach her manners,you old hag?" Dojo asked Wuya.
"Why,If I weren`t transparent,you`d be eating your words right now!" Wuya yelled.
"Uh,ya`ll...we`re supposed to be on a team now,remember?" Clay said.
Kimiko sighed,and once again,they were on the search for Taura.
END OF CHAPTER SEVEN
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Ok,I`m getting everything planned out.This chapter was a major piece of crap.Nothing happened in this chapter(besides Katnappe being creepy with her sexuality).In the next chapter,I`ll get to the point and the action WILL BEGIN,I promise you.My friends have been helping me figure out what to do,so.....IT WILL GET BETTER! STAY WITH MEEEEEE....
Don`t bark if you can`t bite,
~Haunted Flower