ltaAnimeFangurl2004: Okay here's Chapter 1 of Fairly OddParents YYH style! Thanks to random person() & ExtremelyEvilKitty(). Wait I just got another review! Thanks Nostawen Allesiel! Keep updating your fics!

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Disclaimer: I do not own YYH nor FOP. If I did I could be asking for wishes right now.

Chapter 1

Hiei: So you guys are going?

Dad: Yeah me and Mom are going to the movies while you stay with your new babysitter Kuwabara! *Opens door and sees Kuwabara petting a cat*

Hiei: I have to stay with this buffoon? *Sees Kuwabara with a halo which scares him*

Kuwabara: Me and the Shrimp will be fine. You go enjoy yourselves now Mr. & Mrs. Jagan. *Pushes them out*

Hiei: *Glares* 'No way I'm staying with this monkey' *walks up to room*

Kuwabara: Okay Shrimp go to- *sees Hiei already gone* Time to watch T.V! *sits on sofa and watches Animal Planet*

Hiei's Room

Hiei: I swear I'll kill this new babysitter of mine. *Grabs his magic 8 ball* When will my stupid parents get back from the stupid movies? *Shakes ball and read*

8 Ball: Titanic! Directors cut!

Hiei: Hn...stupid parents are going to stay there all night! *Throws magic 8 ball at wall*

8 ball: *Cracks in half and makes a magic tornado. Cosmo & Wanda appear*

Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!

Wanda: I'm Wanda!

Cosmo & Wanda: And we're your Fairy God Parents! *Floats on top of a stage that just magically appears*

Hiei: I feel like killing someone...

Cosmo: You wouldn't want to kill us or else we'll just go away forever.

Hiei: I don't care.

Wanda: *Thinks* We grant wishes!

Hiei: Why are you Fairies here?

Cosmo: We want to help you with your boring, miserable life. We're magic. *Closes hand and opens making dust* Ooo magic. *Did the same thing*

Hiei: I wish my baby sitter was dead.

Wanda: It says in the rule book we can't hurt or kill.

Hiei: Can you torcher?

Wanda: Sure we can do that if it doesn't hurt anyone.

Hiei: I wish for one thing...Illusional flames.

Kuwabara: *Watches cats play around until he saw the flames* AHHHH! FIRE!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Runs around the house a scared stupid monkey.*

Wanda: *Is a giant baby sitting on Kuwabara* Goo goo ga.

Cosmo: Once the babysitter now the baby is sitting on the sitter.

Kuwabara: *Struggles* Let me go!

Cosmo: Sorry the secret word was pie. *Throws pie at Kuwabara's ugly face*

Kuwabara: *Get's out but is now in space with a space suit* Yikes! *Yells because he's getting hit by lasers*

Wanda: The force it strong with this one.

Cosmo: I am your father. I always wanted to say that.

Kuwabara: *Is now tied to railroad tracks*

Cosmo: Woo woo baby woo woo!

Hiei: Any last words Buffoon?

Kuwabara: I'm sorry! I'm Sorry!

Dad: Kuwabara wake up your having a bad dream.

Mom: Maybe too much cats. *Points at T.V*

Hiei: Can he stay here all the time?

Mom: Of course he can.

Hiei: *Smiles at Kuwabara in a evil way*

Kuwabara: *Shakes in fear*

UltaAnimeFangurl2004: End of episode 1! I'll make the next chapter later! Ja ne!