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UltaAnimeFangurl2004: Hey here's Episode 2! I accidentally umm deleted it
but it's back up now! Hiei will be sort of ooc in this chapter. Not all of
the episodes will be in order and I will put made up lines to Wanda and
Cosmo too. I will just pick episodes randomly. One last thing, not all the
episodes will be right so deal with it. Well here is the Disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YYH & FOP! But I wish I did. -_-
Episode 2 School Playground :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Random Bully: Your just a shrimp. A puny little shrimp. *Holding Hiei's katana in the air*
Hiei: I'll show you. *Kicks tall bully but hurts his leg & doesn't show it though*
Bully: I'm board. *Drops katana but lands in Hiei's hair*
Hiei: *Pulls it out of his hair* This stinks.
Cosmo & Wanda: *Appears*
Wanda: What's the matter sport?
Hiei: Don't call me that.
Cosmo: What's the matter............Sport?
Hiei: *Chases Cosmo around until he gets board and stops* The matter is that I'm a kid.
Wanda: Well being older isn't all cake.
Cosmo: I like cake!
Hiei: Shut up or I'll wish that you are turned into a monkey.
Cosmo: Meet my friend.....................................................................................Cake!
Hiei: *Snaps fingers*
Wanda: *Turns Cosmo into a monkey*
Hiei: If I was a grown up I wouldn't take anything from a bully. I would push old ladies in the street and I would make my babysitter as my own slave.
Wanda: It sounds like it would be a piece of cake for you.
Hiei: What did you think? I wish I was a grown up.
Wanda & Monkey Cosmo: *Grants wish*
Hiei: *Turns into an adult. Has barely any hair left , grows fat and has wrinkles.*
Wanda: Ummm
M. Cosmo: '...' *laughs hysterically*
Old Hiei: Why am I fat?! What happened to my hair?!
M. Cosmo: Oo oo ah! *Points at back*
Hiei: *Looks at back to find his hair there* My hair! What did you do to me? *Holds katana in front of M. Cosmo*
M. Cosmo: Ooo ooo ahh ah! *Points at Wanda*
Hiei: What did you do?! *Points katana at Wanda* 'I understood a monkey? I'm going stupid'
Wanda: Well that's what happens when you become a grown up. 'Thank god I'm use to these threats.'
Hiei: *Pulls katana back* Well appearance is the last thing I care for. 'Yeah right, what am I thinking?' Time to go push an old lady in the street. *Walks to look an old lady*
M. Cosmo & Wanda: *Follow*
Sidewalk
Hiei: *Walks to an old lady* 'Time to push an old lady in the street.' *Walks near an old lady*
Old Lady: Ahhhhhh!!! Bad and creepy person! *Hits Hiei with walking stick*
Hiei: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Wanda: *Hides eyes not wanting to see Hiei in pain*
M. Cosmo: *Laughs holding his stomach but stops to see Hiei done being done beaten*
Hiei: I swear you will die monkey! *Chases M. Cosmo around*
Wanda: *Looks at Hiei chasing M. Cosmo*
M. Cosmo: Ahh! Ooo ah oo oo ah! 'Translation: Help me! A monkey is chasing me!'
Wanda: Sorry Monkey Cosmo I don't speak monkey.
M. Cosmo: Ahhhh ah oo ah ooo ah?! 'Translation: Who are you calling a monkey?!'
Hiei: *Chases Cosmo until he stops at an ice cream parlor* Sweet Snow... *Drools and walks in and sits at a table*
Wanda & M. Cosmo: *Turn into napkins at Hiei's table*
Waitress: What would you like to order sir?
Hiei: *Get's menu and reads* Every 500 flavors, super size with each scoop and on a giant bowl.
Waitress: Right away sir.
*5 min. Later*
Hiei: Where is my sweet snow?!
Waitress: Right, here is your ice cream sir.
Hiei: Sweet Snow! Not ice cream!
Waitress: Right, sweet snow. *What a jerk*
Hiei: I heard that!
Waitress: *Runs away*
*A giant bowl full of multi flavored sweet snow appears in a giant bowl*
Hiei: SWEET SNOW! *Eats it all in 15 minutes*
Wanda: I didn't know Hiei could eat that much.
M. Cosmo: Ah oo oo ah. 'Trans: He's not that of a eater.'
Waitress: Here is your bill sir. *Hands bill*
Hiei: $200.00?!
Waitress: Wait no, here is your actual bill. *hands another bill*
Hiei: $1,999.99?! I don't have that money!
Waitress: Well then... *Hold Hiei by the collar and throws him in the washing room*
Washing Room
Hiei: Monkey, Wanda I wish I was out of here and a kid again.
Wanda: *Tries to grant wish but doesn't work*
Hiei: Well hurry up before I kill you.
Wanda: *Makes rule book pop up* It says in the rule book we can only grant wishes for kids.
Hiei: What?! I have to stay like this forever?!
Random Farie: *Appears* Okay since you 2 can't grant wishes for him you'll be reassigned to this nasty kid. *Makes an image of a kid appear*
Nasty Kid: *Has a knife and chops off an army guy doll head* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda: Can you give us time with this adult which use to be a kid for 2 hours?
Random Farie: Can I have 5 dollars?
M. Cosmo: Oo oo oo oo ah oo oo ah oo oo oo oo ah ah ah ah ah ah! Ooo ah aha ah! 'Trans: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream! Marly, marly, malry, malry life is but a dream! Hey that creepy looking adult looks like pie!'
Hiei: I do not look like pie you bug infested creature.
M. Cosmo: ???
Random Farie: WHERE'S MY 5 DOLLARS?!
Wanda: *Hands him 5 dollars*
Random Farie: *Disappears*
Hiei: *Runs away from back door* How can I turn myself into an kid again?
Wanda: You could try to do what you use to do and I could check you on my age-o-meter to see if you act like a kid again.
Hiei: *Thinks* I could practice fighting! *Runs to park*
M. Cosmo & Wanda: *Follows*
Park
Random Bully: Ha ya! *Kicks a kid to a tree*
Hiei: I will practice fighting on this kid then. Hey you time for revenge! *Runs to bully but barely touches him with katana*
R. Bully: *Cries*
Police: *Police appear* You are one evil and creepy adult. We're taking you back-
Hiei: Home?
Police: No, to-
Jail
Hiei: NOOOO LET ME OUT! I want sweet snow! *cries*
Wanda: *Checks age-o-meter* Hiei your acting like a kid wish for something!
Hiei: I wish I was a kid again! *Changes into a kid again*
M. Cosmo: Oo ah? 'Trans: Wait, he was Hiei?'
Police: *Look at Hiei* Your not a creepy adult. This is for creepy adults not kids. *Open bars and Hiei follows him out*
Hiei: I'm lucky I don't have hair on my back anymore.
Police: I wish I didn't. You belong-
Hiei: Home?
Kids Jail
Cute Little girl: Let's play dress up and dollies!
Other Cute Little Girls: Yeah! *Look at Hiei and walks to him*
Hiei: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Wanda: Aw look, Hiei has girls attention.
M. Cosmo: Ah oo oo ah! 'Trans: The Chicks dig him!'
UltaAnimeFangurl2004: Well there's a nice looong chapter for you! Thanks Dark Fire180() and Mrs Hiei Jaganshi for reviewing! PLEASE R&R!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YYH & FOP! But I wish I did. -_-
Episode 2 School Playground :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Random Bully: Your just a shrimp. A puny little shrimp. *Holding Hiei's katana in the air*
Hiei: I'll show you. *Kicks tall bully but hurts his leg & doesn't show it though*
Bully: I'm board. *Drops katana but lands in Hiei's hair*
Hiei: *Pulls it out of his hair* This stinks.
Cosmo & Wanda: *Appears*
Wanda: What's the matter sport?
Hiei: Don't call me that.
Cosmo: What's the matter............Sport?
Hiei: *Chases Cosmo around until he gets board and stops* The matter is that I'm a kid.
Wanda: Well being older isn't all cake.
Cosmo: I like cake!
Hiei: Shut up or I'll wish that you are turned into a monkey.
Cosmo: Meet my friend.....................................................................................Cake!
Hiei: *Snaps fingers*
Wanda: *Turns Cosmo into a monkey*
Hiei: If I was a grown up I wouldn't take anything from a bully. I would push old ladies in the street and I would make my babysitter as my own slave.
Wanda: It sounds like it would be a piece of cake for you.
Hiei: What did you think? I wish I was a grown up.
Wanda & Monkey Cosmo: *Grants wish*
Hiei: *Turns into an adult. Has barely any hair left , grows fat and has wrinkles.*
Wanda: Ummm
M. Cosmo: '...' *laughs hysterically*
Old Hiei: Why am I fat?! What happened to my hair?!
M. Cosmo: Oo oo ah! *Points at back*
Hiei: *Looks at back to find his hair there* My hair! What did you do to me? *Holds katana in front of M. Cosmo*
M. Cosmo: Ooo ooo ahh ah! *Points at Wanda*
Hiei: What did you do?! *Points katana at Wanda* 'I understood a monkey? I'm going stupid'
Wanda: Well that's what happens when you become a grown up. 'Thank god I'm use to these threats.'
Hiei: *Pulls katana back* Well appearance is the last thing I care for. 'Yeah right, what am I thinking?' Time to go push an old lady in the street. *Walks to look an old lady*
M. Cosmo & Wanda: *Follow*
Sidewalk
Hiei: *Walks to an old lady* 'Time to push an old lady in the street.' *Walks near an old lady*
Old Lady: Ahhhhhh!!! Bad and creepy person! *Hits Hiei with walking stick*
Hiei: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Wanda: *Hides eyes not wanting to see Hiei in pain*
M. Cosmo: *Laughs holding his stomach but stops to see Hiei done being done beaten*
Hiei: I swear you will die monkey! *Chases M. Cosmo around*
Wanda: *Looks at Hiei chasing M. Cosmo*
M. Cosmo: Ahh! Ooo ah oo oo ah! 'Translation: Help me! A monkey is chasing me!'
Wanda: Sorry Monkey Cosmo I don't speak monkey.
M. Cosmo: Ahhhh ah oo ah ooo ah?! 'Translation: Who are you calling a monkey?!'
Hiei: *Chases Cosmo until he stops at an ice cream parlor* Sweet Snow... *Drools and walks in and sits at a table*
Wanda & M. Cosmo: *Turn into napkins at Hiei's table*
Waitress: What would you like to order sir?
Hiei: *Get's menu and reads* Every 500 flavors, super size with each scoop and on a giant bowl.
Waitress: Right away sir.
*5 min. Later*
Hiei: Where is my sweet snow?!
Waitress: Right, here is your ice cream sir.
Hiei: Sweet Snow! Not ice cream!
Waitress: Right, sweet snow. *What a jerk*
Hiei: I heard that!
Waitress: *Runs away*
*A giant bowl full of multi flavored sweet snow appears in a giant bowl*
Hiei: SWEET SNOW! *Eats it all in 15 minutes*
Wanda: I didn't know Hiei could eat that much.
M. Cosmo: Ah oo oo ah. 'Trans: He's not that of a eater.'
Waitress: Here is your bill sir. *Hands bill*
Hiei: $200.00?!
Waitress: Wait no, here is your actual bill. *hands another bill*
Hiei: $1,999.99?! I don't have that money!
Waitress: Well then... *Hold Hiei by the collar and throws him in the washing room*
Washing Room
Hiei: Monkey, Wanda I wish I was out of here and a kid again.
Wanda: *Tries to grant wish but doesn't work*
Hiei: Well hurry up before I kill you.
Wanda: *Makes rule book pop up* It says in the rule book we can only grant wishes for kids.
Hiei: What?! I have to stay like this forever?!
Random Farie: *Appears* Okay since you 2 can't grant wishes for him you'll be reassigned to this nasty kid. *Makes an image of a kid appear*
Nasty Kid: *Has a knife and chops off an army guy doll head* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda: Can you give us time with this adult which use to be a kid for 2 hours?
Random Farie: Can I have 5 dollars?
M. Cosmo: Oo oo oo oo ah oo oo ah oo oo oo oo ah ah ah ah ah ah! Ooo ah aha ah! 'Trans: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream! Marly, marly, malry, malry life is but a dream! Hey that creepy looking adult looks like pie!'
Hiei: I do not look like pie you bug infested creature.
M. Cosmo: ???
Random Farie: WHERE'S MY 5 DOLLARS?!
Wanda: *Hands him 5 dollars*
Random Farie: *Disappears*
Hiei: *Runs away from back door* How can I turn myself into an kid again?
Wanda: You could try to do what you use to do and I could check you on my age-o-meter to see if you act like a kid again.
Hiei: *Thinks* I could practice fighting! *Runs to park*
M. Cosmo & Wanda: *Follows*
Park
Random Bully: Ha ya! *Kicks a kid to a tree*
Hiei: I will practice fighting on this kid then. Hey you time for revenge! *Runs to bully but barely touches him with katana*
R. Bully: *Cries*
Police: *Police appear* You are one evil and creepy adult. We're taking you back-
Hiei: Home?
Police: No, to-
Jail
Hiei: NOOOO LET ME OUT! I want sweet snow! *cries*
Wanda: *Checks age-o-meter* Hiei your acting like a kid wish for something!
Hiei: I wish I was a kid again! *Changes into a kid again*
M. Cosmo: Oo ah? 'Trans: Wait, he was Hiei?'
Police: *Look at Hiei* Your not a creepy adult. This is for creepy adults not kids. *Open bars and Hiei follows him out*
Hiei: I'm lucky I don't have hair on my back anymore.
Police: I wish I didn't. You belong-
Hiei: Home?
Kids Jail
Cute Little girl: Let's play dress up and dollies!
Other Cute Little Girls: Yeah! *Look at Hiei and walks to him*
Hiei: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Wanda: Aw look, Hiei has girls attention.
M. Cosmo: Ah oo oo ah! 'Trans: The Chicks dig him!'
UltaAnimeFangurl2004: Well there's a nice looong chapter for you! Thanks Dark Fire180() and Mrs Hiei Jaganshi for reviewing! PLEASE R&R!