Salem Meets Hogwarts
By- SiriDragon
Chapter 2- The fall of Malfoy and Snape
Disclaimer- If you think this is all mine, you need some help.
A/N- This story is dedicated to Lady-q, my first and so far only reviewer.
The next morning.
Mai, Ren, and Lily got along great. Last night they talked until midnight and had already made plans for pranks. They stayed away from the boys at breakfast because girls were swooning over them trying to be the pick of the week. Some were even trying to get James even though he and Lily had been going out for a year. Anywho, the girls were walking to Transfiguration when Lucius Malfoy got in their way.
"This guy is Lucius Malfoy, an asshole and a stupid Slytherin. Two very good reasons not to be friends with him. One more reason is that greasy haired git standing next to him. He's Severus Snape. The two are the arch rivals of the Marauders."
"Hey, Mia, Why are you hanging around with the mudblood?"
Mai stalked over to Malfoy and grabbed him around the neck and squeezed it hard.
"Never, ever call me Mia or any of my friends mudbloods."
Malfoy's face was turning from its natural pale color to red to blue and was now purple. Mai took one hand from his neck and grabbed her trapper, which she had gotten in the muggle world. She hit him on the head with it, hard. Then she grabbed Snape around the neck and hit the two heads together. Malfoy was almost dead and couldn't move so she released her hold on him.
Mai now used both her hands to strangle Snape. She didn't notice the crowd that was gathering or McGonagall stomping out of her classroom. When Snape was half blue and half purple, McGonagall reached them and most of the crowd had hidden in the shadows.
"Miss. Jones! Let go of Mr. Snape this instant!"
Scowling, Mai let Snape drop to the ground in a heap.
"And you will have detention for 5 weeks. For the first two weeks you'll have a detention at 4 p.m. and one at 8 p.m."
"Professor McG., I live for detention, I love detention. But it wasn't my fault. Malfoy called me Mia and he called Lily a mudblood!"
Malfoy, detention for a week. But Miss. Jones under no circumstances are you allowed to fight with other students. Your punishment still holds."
"Fuck a tree, Mc.G. Fuck a tree," Mai mumbled under her breath.
"What was that?"
"I asked when class would start."
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The girls waited till lunch to talk about what Mai had done. They would've talked sooner but there had been no time.
"That was awesome Mai! No one's ever been able to beat up Malfoy and Snape. I mean the Marauders pull great pranks off on them, but they have never beaten the two up."
"That was nothing. You should've seen what she did to some guys at our old school."
"Guys, I'm gonna go outside. I'll be back in a few, okay?"
"Sure thing, M-girl."
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"Damn! That was stupid! Mom and Dad would've been so pissed at me. Why can't I control my temper? If Ren starts acting like this, we'll be kicked out of school again."
"Again?" asked a voice from behind her. Mai turned around so quickly that her hair spun around her like a whirlwind.
"Oh it's just you. God-"
"Yes?"
"Cut it out, Sirius. You're not God no matter what you may think."
"I'm not?"
"No, you're not. And yes again. One of the reasons Salem kicked us out was 'cause I beat kids up so much and me and Ren played countless pranks. I was the detention queen at that school. They had me in there a few times a day. The teachers hated us and the kids. well if they made fun of us, they wouldn't be able to talk for awhile. I gotta go. Bye."
'I wonder what she meant by "would've been."'
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The rest of the week passed without much incident. And there's a reason why I say "much." On Wednesday, Ren decided to have some fun. At breakfast she had the perfect opportunity to prank Snape. She carefully aimed her wand at his back while keeping it hidden under the table. Mai, who was talking with Lily, saw the tip of wand protrude under the table. She tapped Lily on the shoulder and they both got identical evil grins on their faces. Ren whispered a spell and in 5 seconds Snape was jumping out of his seat.
Flaming squirrels (squirrels with flames surrounding their bodies) were all over Snape. They were in his greasy hair, clawing his robes, in his clothes, and on his shoes. Everyone in the Great Hall was laughing. Mai made the mistake of trying to drink milk, it flew from her nose. McGonagall, one of the only teachers not laughing, stood up. She raised her voice above all the laughter and yelled out.
"Jones and Jones, detention for two weeks!"
"But, McG., I didn't do it."
"Yes, but you called me McG. You do that again and it's a month of detention!"
"Oh, well. It's not like I already have two detentions a night. So, McG., when do I take the two weeks?"
"You mean month and two weeks."
"Oh shit! Why can't I call you McG?"
"Mai, shut up!"
"You have detention twice a night till the end of February."
"So that would be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 weeks and 4 days. uhh. 120 detentions. Okay, is that the best you got, McG?"
"Miss. Jones do not try me. Now go to your class."
*~*~ Meanwhile.
"Sirius, what was that you were saying?" It looks to me like she will break your record."
"Oh shut it James. She's good, but she can't be that good. Neither of them can."
"Yeah right. So did you see that milk fly from Mai's nose? Funniest damn thing I have ever seen."
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Review section!
Lady-q ~ Thanks for the review. Did you notice I dedicated the story to you? You're my only reviewer so far and that makes you special! Thanks again! Later.
Fairly short wasn't that? You know how to make it longer, click the little review button! You know you want to. Lol. Laters.
-siri-
By- SiriDragon
Chapter 2- The fall of Malfoy and Snape
Disclaimer- If you think this is all mine, you need some help.
A/N- This story is dedicated to Lady-q, my first and so far only reviewer.
The next morning.
Mai, Ren, and Lily got along great. Last night they talked until midnight and had already made plans for pranks. They stayed away from the boys at breakfast because girls were swooning over them trying to be the pick of the week. Some were even trying to get James even though he and Lily had been going out for a year. Anywho, the girls were walking to Transfiguration when Lucius Malfoy got in their way.
"This guy is Lucius Malfoy, an asshole and a stupid Slytherin. Two very good reasons not to be friends with him. One more reason is that greasy haired git standing next to him. He's Severus Snape. The two are the arch rivals of the Marauders."
"Hey, Mia, Why are you hanging around with the mudblood?"
Mai stalked over to Malfoy and grabbed him around the neck and squeezed it hard.
"Never, ever call me Mia or any of my friends mudbloods."
Malfoy's face was turning from its natural pale color to red to blue and was now purple. Mai took one hand from his neck and grabbed her trapper, which she had gotten in the muggle world. She hit him on the head with it, hard. Then she grabbed Snape around the neck and hit the two heads together. Malfoy was almost dead and couldn't move so she released her hold on him.
Mai now used both her hands to strangle Snape. She didn't notice the crowd that was gathering or McGonagall stomping out of her classroom. When Snape was half blue and half purple, McGonagall reached them and most of the crowd had hidden in the shadows.
"Miss. Jones! Let go of Mr. Snape this instant!"
Scowling, Mai let Snape drop to the ground in a heap.
"And you will have detention for 5 weeks. For the first two weeks you'll have a detention at 4 p.m. and one at 8 p.m."
"Professor McG., I live for detention, I love detention. But it wasn't my fault. Malfoy called me Mia and he called Lily a mudblood!"
Malfoy, detention for a week. But Miss. Jones under no circumstances are you allowed to fight with other students. Your punishment still holds."
"Fuck a tree, Mc.G. Fuck a tree," Mai mumbled under her breath.
"What was that?"
"I asked when class would start."
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The girls waited till lunch to talk about what Mai had done. They would've talked sooner but there had been no time.
"That was awesome Mai! No one's ever been able to beat up Malfoy and Snape. I mean the Marauders pull great pranks off on them, but they have never beaten the two up."
"That was nothing. You should've seen what she did to some guys at our old school."
"Guys, I'm gonna go outside. I'll be back in a few, okay?"
"Sure thing, M-girl."
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"Damn! That was stupid! Mom and Dad would've been so pissed at me. Why can't I control my temper? If Ren starts acting like this, we'll be kicked out of school again."
"Again?" asked a voice from behind her. Mai turned around so quickly that her hair spun around her like a whirlwind.
"Oh it's just you. God-"
"Yes?"
"Cut it out, Sirius. You're not God no matter what you may think."
"I'm not?"
"No, you're not. And yes again. One of the reasons Salem kicked us out was 'cause I beat kids up so much and me and Ren played countless pranks. I was the detention queen at that school. They had me in there a few times a day. The teachers hated us and the kids. well if they made fun of us, they wouldn't be able to talk for awhile. I gotta go. Bye."
'I wonder what she meant by "would've been."'
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The rest of the week passed without much incident. And there's a reason why I say "much." On Wednesday, Ren decided to have some fun. At breakfast she had the perfect opportunity to prank Snape. She carefully aimed her wand at his back while keeping it hidden under the table. Mai, who was talking with Lily, saw the tip of wand protrude under the table. She tapped Lily on the shoulder and they both got identical evil grins on their faces. Ren whispered a spell and in 5 seconds Snape was jumping out of his seat.
Flaming squirrels (squirrels with flames surrounding their bodies) were all over Snape. They were in his greasy hair, clawing his robes, in his clothes, and on his shoes. Everyone in the Great Hall was laughing. Mai made the mistake of trying to drink milk, it flew from her nose. McGonagall, one of the only teachers not laughing, stood up. She raised her voice above all the laughter and yelled out.
"Jones and Jones, detention for two weeks!"
"But, McG., I didn't do it."
"Yes, but you called me McG. You do that again and it's a month of detention!"
"Oh, well. It's not like I already have two detentions a night. So, McG., when do I take the two weeks?"
"You mean month and two weeks."
"Oh shit! Why can't I call you McG?"
"Mai, shut up!"
"You have detention twice a night till the end of February."
"So that would be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 weeks and 4 days. uhh. 120 detentions. Okay, is that the best you got, McG?"
"Miss. Jones do not try me. Now go to your class."
*~*~ Meanwhile.
"Sirius, what was that you were saying?" It looks to me like she will break your record."
"Oh shut it James. She's good, but she can't be that good. Neither of them can."
"Yeah right. So did you see that milk fly from Mai's nose? Funniest damn thing I have ever seen."
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Review section!
Lady-q ~ Thanks for the review. Did you notice I dedicated the story to you? You're my only reviewer so far and that makes you special! Thanks again! Later.
Fairly short wasn't that? You know how to make it longer, click the little review button! You know you want to. Lol. Laters.
-siri-