Salem Meets Hogwarts
By- SiriDragon
Chapter 3- The Great Pillow War
Disclaimer- If you think this is all mine, you need some help.
A/N- This story is dedicated to Lady-q, a royal reviewer.
"Lily, what's a Hogsmeade weekend? And what about a Winter Masquerade?"
"Oh, on Saturday there'll be a dance, but you have to wear a mask so that no one will know it's you. And on Friday they canceled all classes so we can go to Hogsmeade for shopping."
"For Ren that may make sense. But for me it don't work. Translation."
"No school on Friday, shopping on Friday. And a dance on Saturday."
"Oh, okay."
"Yo, dude! You know what. Tomorrow is Thursday and that means the next day is Friday and we can sleep late! Coolies!"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo!! (ect.) Ren, I've got to part with my paperclips. "Cause if I wear them, everyone will know who I am."
"Mai," said Lily. "it will only be for a few hours. And as soon as midnight comes, you can run back up to the dorm and get your precious paperclips."
"Wait, how long is the Masquerade?"
"It's from seven to midnight and dinner is included."
"Mai, we don't have dates!"
"We're supposed to have dates? Lily, do you have a date?"
"Well duh she does! Her and James have only been going out for a year you dumbass!"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot."
"Well, it's okay if you don't have a date. Its just nice to have someone to dance with you all the time and to talk to and to kiss."
"Yeah, yeah. You don't have to rub it in our faces."
"Yes I do!"
"But how will you find James?"
"We'll meet each other in the Common Room."
"Hey, Mai, why don't you shut up before you make yourself look really, really stupid." "Well at least I'm not dumb enough to get stuck in a spilt while leaning against a desk. Then have to wait for my friends to tickle my sides and make me fall over so I could move!"
"Okay that's it. PILLOW FIGHT!" yelled Ren. She grabbed the big overstuffed pillow next to her and started hitting Mai with it. Mai tried to hit Ren but missed and ended up whamming Lily. And thus the Great Pillow War started.
The three girls were hitting each other with pillows for four hours. They were each on their 5th pillow when they heard the door creaking. Obviously, the boys were coming to pay them a visit. Lily and Mai quickly jumped onto Ren's bed and pulled the hangings around it. Sirius, Remus, Jams, and Peter entered to see no one on the room, but a floor covered with feathers.
Lily peaked out from behind the hangings then signaled to Ren and Mai. Ren's bed was right by the door and behind the boys. The girls crept out of the bed and behind the boys. Mai attacked Sirius, Lily got James, and Ren got Remus. Peter, the only one who wasn't attcked, grabbed four pillows. He tossed three of them to the other boys and then joined in the fight.
Around 9 o'clock Mai stopped and fell onto her back. Clutching her stomach she cried out in a dramatic way, "Oh, please stop for I cannot go on any more. My dear friends I am completely famished and if I do not eat soon I shall die." She flung her hand onto her head and pretended to be dead.
"Alas what happened cannot be fixed. We must leave Mai in her death. But in her memory let us go to the kitchens and feast."
"Ren, that's mean. It's like you've already gone and buried me. Do you not care? Well then I guess that means I can tell them that you like Remus, since you don't care."
"And I can them that you like Sirius. Or maybe I should tell them about your first and only boyfriend. Remember him, Mai? Remember what he did? Remember what happened to our family a few weeks after that?"
Mai's black eyes were fiery with anger and sadness. "Ren, shut the fuck up! They don't need to know about that. I thought you were my best friend. But if you were you wouldn't have mentioned that. I'm going to the kitchens. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow."
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A/N- What's Mai secret? I know! But I'm not telling until the next chapter, at least I think its in the next chapter.
someone who is scary- I know who you are. When I read over the review at first I was like "what the fuck is this?" Then I remembered. And yes, pink bunnies are having orgasms. Lol. Bye Cat.
Lady-q- Yes I did update. And I'm updating again. Your welcome for the dedication. I hope the story still rocks. Laters.
~*~*^_^siri^_^*~*~
By- SiriDragon
Chapter 3- The Great Pillow War
Disclaimer- If you think this is all mine, you need some help.
A/N- This story is dedicated to Lady-q, a royal reviewer.
"Lily, what's a Hogsmeade weekend? And what about a Winter Masquerade?"
"Oh, on Saturday there'll be a dance, but you have to wear a mask so that no one will know it's you. And on Friday they canceled all classes so we can go to Hogsmeade for shopping."
"For Ren that may make sense. But for me it don't work. Translation."
"No school on Friday, shopping on Friday. And a dance on Saturday."
"Oh, okay."
"Yo, dude! You know what. Tomorrow is Thursday and that means the next day is Friday and we can sleep late! Coolies!"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo!! (ect.) Ren, I've got to part with my paperclips. "Cause if I wear them, everyone will know who I am."
"Mai," said Lily. "it will only be for a few hours. And as soon as midnight comes, you can run back up to the dorm and get your precious paperclips."
"Wait, how long is the Masquerade?"
"It's from seven to midnight and dinner is included."
"Mai, we don't have dates!"
"We're supposed to have dates? Lily, do you have a date?"
"Well duh she does! Her and James have only been going out for a year you dumbass!"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot."
"Well, it's okay if you don't have a date. Its just nice to have someone to dance with you all the time and to talk to and to kiss."
"Yeah, yeah. You don't have to rub it in our faces."
"Yes I do!"
"But how will you find James?"
"We'll meet each other in the Common Room."
"Hey, Mai, why don't you shut up before you make yourself look really, really stupid." "Well at least I'm not dumb enough to get stuck in a spilt while leaning against a desk. Then have to wait for my friends to tickle my sides and make me fall over so I could move!"
"Okay that's it. PILLOW FIGHT!" yelled Ren. She grabbed the big overstuffed pillow next to her and started hitting Mai with it. Mai tried to hit Ren but missed and ended up whamming Lily. And thus the Great Pillow War started.
The three girls were hitting each other with pillows for four hours. They were each on their 5th pillow when they heard the door creaking. Obviously, the boys were coming to pay them a visit. Lily and Mai quickly jumped onto Ren's bed and pulled the hangings around it. Sirius, Remus, Jams, and Peter entered to see no one on the room, but a floor covered with feathers.
Lily peaked out from behind the hangings then signaled to Ren and Mai. Ren's bed was right by the door and behind the boys. The girls crept out of the bed and behind the boys. Mai attacked Sirius, Lily got James, and Ren got Remus. Peter, the only one who wasn't attcked, grabbed four pillows. He tossed three of them to the other boys and then joined in the fight.
Around 9 o'clock Mai stopped and fell onto her back. Clutching her stomach she cried out in a dramatic way, "Oh, please stop for I cannot go on any more. My dear friends I am completely famished and if I do not eat soon I shall die." She flung her hand onto her head and pretended to be dead.
"Alas what happened cannot be fixed. We must leave Mai in her death. But in her memory let us go to the kitchens and feast."
"Ren, that's mean. It's like you've already gone and buried me. Do you not care? Well then I guess that means I can tell them that you like Remus, since you don't care."
"And I can them that you like Sirius. Or maybe I should tell them about your first and only boyfriend. Remember him, Mai? Remember what he did? Remember what happened to our family a few weeks after that?"
Mai's black eyes were fiery with anger and sadness. "Ren, shut the fuck up! They don't need to know about that. I thought you were my best friend. But if you were you wouldn't have mentioned that. I'm going to the kitchens. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow."
~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
A/N- What's Mai secret? I know! But I'm not telling until the next chapter, at least I think its in the next chapter.
someone who is scary- I know who you are. When I read over the review at first I was like "what the fuck is this?" Then I remembered. And yes, pink bunnies are having orgasms. Lol. Bye Cat.
Lady-q- Yes I did update. And I'm updating again. Your welcome for the dedication. I hope the story still rocks. Laters.
~*~*^_^siri^_^*~*~