READ HERE FIRST PLEASE! UltaAnimeFangurl2004: Okay I'm sick of waiting any longer! I haven't updated in like ever and fanfiction.net is taking forever to reply to answer my question back when I can updated. I think I updated almost about 5 weeks ago and I can't take it any longer! I need a review! HERE'S THE LONG WAITED NEW CHAPTER!!! Thanks for all who reviewed in the last chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH nor FOP. Fairly Odd Parents belongs too Butch Hartmen. Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to um the creator of the famous anime? Yeah um yeah.

Episode 4 Hiei's Room ****************************

Hiei: It's Christmas...

Cosmo &Wanda: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Wanda: What's the matter Hiei?

Hiei: All I get is coal so I don't really care.

Mom & Dad: Merry Christmas Hiei!

Hiei: Oh joy...

Mom & Dad: *Shows Hiei living room*

Hiei: *Sees stacks of presents* I got presents?! O.O

Mom: This year I've noticed that you've been good all year long!

Hiei: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dad: At least you get cool stuff. Now go on and play with your new gifts. *Throws Hiei in the stack of toys*

Hiei: *In a plane voice* Christmas day is here once more.

Wanda: Gifts and love and joy galore

Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor.

Cosmo & Wanda: With the other 364!

Hiei: Whatever. I wish every day could be Christmas. Cause Fatsa brings coal to me every year. He's reading my list. He's feeding the deer. He's Hauling my coals/gifts from the North Pole to here. I wish every day could be Christmas. Cause this is the one I don't mind! New Year's Eve's for mom and Dad. The Easter bunnies eggs smell really bad. Valentines day always make me mad!

Dad: Cause Hiei just can't get a girl friend!

Hiei: What?!

Cosmo & Wanda: I wish everyday could be Christmas 'cause nice fairies get their rewards!

Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks.

Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed.

Hiei: Finally.

Cosmo & Wanda: Santa grants wishes while we relax.

Cosmo: And Hiei still can't get a girlfriend!

Hiei: You say that one more time... There's no other day like Christmas. My family stays here it's real sad. Just me, idiot (Mom) and stupid (Dad), I'm so very sad there's no Kuwabaka, no Kuwabaka no school!

Cosmo: And no Kuwabaka.

Hiei: Yeah. I wish everyday could be Christmas, and I get the worst gift of all. My parents stay home to say;

Mom & Dad: We love you noggy.

Dad: Mine!

Hiei: Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest off all, I wish it were Christmas, I wish it were Christmas. I wish it were Christmas each day. *Falls asleep on bed*

Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish*

Morning

Carolers: On the 13th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

Hiei: It's Christmas? At least we don't have to see the Kuwabaka for awhile.

Kurama: Hiei it's Christmas again!

Yuseke: Hiei come on out already!

Hiei: *Grumbles and walks out the door*

17 days later

Carolers: On the 33rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...socks.

Chet Ubetcha: It's been Christmas for 33 days! Malls are closed!

People: We want food!

Dad: For eggnog!

CU: Banks are closed!

People: We want money!

Dad: For buying eggnog!

CU: Schools are closed!

Yuseke: Could deal with this.

CU: The army force are preparing for the attacking Santa!

Santa: *Appears* HO HO HO!

Army people: *Start shooting at Santa*

Santa: What are you people thinking?! *Flies away*

Hiei: Wow I've cause an army to attack Santa...cool.

Wanda: come on Hiei we've gotta stop this wish!

Hiei: Fine just shut up. I wish Christmas would stop.

Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish but can't*

Wanda: Only Santa can do this!

Hiei: Fine we'll just get all the kids from the world to send letters to Santa saying they don't want Christmas anymore.

Cosmo: Do they want Christmas to stop?

Hiei: You don't watch the news much do you? I wish I had a motorcycle that could ride on any surface.

Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish*

Easter Bunny: *Appears* Hey we want Christmas to stop! With Santa doing Christmas everyday we can't do our holidays!

April Fools: Yeah what's up with that?

Hiei: Well I was going to ask Santa to stop Christmas.

Easter Bunny: Oh...

New Years: Ga-ga-goo.

Cupid: Yeah! I make kids fall in love!

Hiei: That's just plain stupid.

Cupid: Point taken.

Holidays go away

Hiei: Well that was most disturbing. *Rides away on motorcycle*

Cosmo & Wanda: *Follows*

Montana

Hiei: *Sees a girl* Hey write a letter to Santa saying to stop Christmas!

Girl: Okay! Did you know your stepping on manure?

Hiei: *Smells air and gags* Yes...*Runs away*

North Pole

Hiei: Finally we're here!

Santa: Okay so little Timmy wants...ugh forget it! He' just one boy out of a 11 million kids!

Hiei: Hey Fatsa just stop Christmas!

Cosmo: So...cold...

Santa: I can't. Only if kids want it to end.

Mom & Dad: *Appear*

Hiei: What are you two doing here?

Mom: We don't know?

Hiei: *A random chicken hits him on the head and an egg falls out*

Mom: Egg noggin!

Dad: Mine!

Mom & Dad: *Leave*

Wanda: How are we going to make all the kids do letters?

Kid: You won't have to.

Kids: *Start writing letters and throws it on Santa*

Santa: OW! Paper cut! Well more then a hundred of these are we don't want Christmas everyday so that's good enough for me. *Makes beams appear and Christmas stops*

Mrs. Santa: Your going to get presents every year Hiei for making that wish!

Hiei: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Takes a bear plushie out* I love you teddy.

Kids: O.O

Hiei: What?! I wish we were back home!

Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish and are all back home*

Hiei: *Still hugging teddy then falls asleep on bed*

Wanda: Well it's been really weird today.

Cosmo: What's weird?

Wanda: *Hits Cosmo with a club*

Cosmo: Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!

END

UAF2004: Well that took forever! Hope you like this chapter! I'll update tomorrow! *Yawn* It's 11:40 here right now so I'm going to bed. Ja ne and good night. ZzzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzz

Hiei: *Eating sweet snow Hedi Dracona gave him* Where is my katana?! *Eats more sweet snow* If I don't find it soon I'll destroy the whole world! Oh and R&R.