UAF2004: Here's episode 5! I got 3 more reviews! Yay! Well here's the
review responses!
Review Responses:
SailorKatoChan: O.O happy you like this fic! Hiei: *Cough crazy person cough* UAF2004: Be nice!
anime12(): Glad this fic is the first you've R&R! Here's a nice chapter for your enjoyment! Hiei: Like anyone would enjoy this. UAF2004: Shut up Hiei -_-
Son-Chrio: O.O I'm guessing your yami doesn't laugh much? Well me happy you think it funny!
UAF2004: Well disclaimer!
Random Voice: UltaAnimeFangurl2004 does not own YYH nor FOP.
UAF2004: Who are you?
Random Voice: Umm I'm your conscious. 'She'll never believe me'
UAF2004: *Thinks for a moment* Conscious am I dead?
Random Voice: *Anime fall* God you're an idiot.
Hiei: Finally someone agrees.
UAF2004: Thank you! Here's a new fic for you people!
Hiei: -_-
Random Voice: I'm getting out of here. *Tries to walk away but UAF2004 holds him*
UAF2004: Oh no I'm using you for something very important.
Random Voice: *Cries* Mommy...
Hiei's Room ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Hiei: *Grumbles* Stupid, idiotic buffoon...
Wanda: *Appears* Is something wrong Hiei?
Hiei: Hn I'm sick of Kuwabaka coming over everyday.
Cosmo: *Appears* Why don't you just tell your parents that you don't need a babysitter anymore!
Hiei: For once you have thought of something useful.
Cosmo: What? What were we talking about again?
Hiei: I spoke to soon. -_- well gotta tell those idiots now. *Walks out of room*
Cosmo & Wanda: *Turn into fish again*
Living Room ######################################
Dad: Hey Hiei Kuwabara's going to baby-sit you tonight!
Hiei: Can't I just watch myself tonight?
Mom: Well it would be alright I guess. But you must behave properly.
Hiei: What kind of things would you think I would do?
Dad: Destroy the house, burn your bed and make prank phone calls.
Mom: Kill the toaster, beat up the TV and sent rude emails.
Hiei: -_- fine I'll behave. *Crosses fingers from behind*
Kuwabara: *Comes in* Hello it's me the great Kuzama Kuwabara here to baby- sit the little shrimp!
Dad: Kuwabara we won't be needing your services tonight. Hiei's going to stay by himself tonight.
Kuwabara: 'No now I can't watch paper view. I'll just keep and eye out for him.' Okay I'll just go to somebody else who need my care! *Walks out but then hides in a bush in front of the house*
Mom & Dad: *Go to car and leave*
Hiei: *Evil smile* You know what this means...
Cosmo & Wanda: Pain and torment!
Hiei: I wish the phone was in my hand.
Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish*
Hiei: Hello how much do you weigh? 100 pounds? I guess it'll be easy for you to cause an earthquake but it'll be hard for you to since you can't walk with all your fat. *Hangs up on phone*
Kuwabaka: That little shrimp is making prank phone calls! Better call his parents. *Dials number and then takes picture of Hiei with phone*
Dad: *Answers* Hello? Kuwabara? Hiei's making prank phone calls? We'll be on our way! *Hangs up*
Kuwabara: Wonder when they'll get here. *Sees car parked a few seconds later* They must be using cheetah powered engines! *Runs over to them* You evil fiends! How could you do that to an innocent cat?!
Mom & Dad: *Appear*
Mom: Kuwabara that's not us that's the Smiths.
Smiths: O.O *Runs inside*
Kuwabara: *Turn to them embarrassed* O.O *Runs over to them* Hiei is making prank phone calls! I have proof! *Hands photo*
Cosmo & Wanda: *Makes a wish*
Dad: *Sees picture* Hey look that's me getting chased by a shark in the ocean.
Mom: Remember I told you not to swim too far in the Pacific Ocean?
Dad: *Ignores* Well let's just take a quick peek at Hiei. *Walks over to door and opens*
Mom: Awww Hiei's just doing hi homework.
Hiei: 9 / 8,888,888 = 1.0125001 * 10 -60.
Dad: I don't see anything wrong come on honey let's go back.
Mom & Dad: *Walk to car and leave*
Kuwabara: But...but...but... *Looks confused then walks outside*
Hiei: I wish I had a laptop.
Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish*
Hiei:
Dear Marcy from school,
You remember you have a crush on me at school? Yep this is Hiei. Well I want to tell you that...YOU SUCK! STAY AWAY FROM ME...EVER! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR ZIT COVORED FACE EVER AGAIN!
Kuwabara: Now he's making mean e-mails! Must call his parents! *Dials number to parents*
Mom: What is it Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: Hiei is sending rude e-mails!
Dad: We'll be on our way!
Kuwabara: *Sees them standing still* There you are! Hey how did you get here so fast?
Mom: Kuwabara those are trees and we're standing right here behind you.
Kuwabara: O.O
Dad: Now Hiei is sending rude e-mails?
Kuwabara: Oh yeah I almost forgot! Uhh what was it again? *Looks stupid as usual*
Mom & Dad: *Enter house* Hiei is just practicing his sword techniques.
Hiei: *Chopping up wood* Hi! Ya! *Chops more wood*
Dad: Kuwabara I don't think we need your services anymore.
Kuwabara: I'm...?
Hiei: Fired!
Kuwabara: No you can't fire me! Look me can play game! Head, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes! Hea-
Hiei: *Goes up to parents* Hn see I can handle myself. OW! What is this?
Mom: Oh no Hiei you must have cut yourself with that sword. Until you can handle that sword Hiei you might as well have a baby-sitter.
Kuwabara: *Appears* Let me teach Hiei how to be careful with swords! *Takes out his spirit sword*
Dad: Great idea! Kuwabara we'll let you handle things from here.
Mom & Dad: *Leaves*
Kuwabara: LEAVE SHRIMP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Hiei: *Grumbles then walks up to his room*
Kuwabara: I'm late for my kitty show! *Sits on chair and watches TV*
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UAF2004: Well that was fun! But me need to stop using computer now and go to bed. Ja ne and R&R! But first... *Uses weird voice guy as piñata*
Random Voice: Save me!
UAF2004: Also sorry if this chapter was a bit shorter then usual.
Review Responses:
SailorKatoChan: O.O happy you like this fic! Hiei: *Cough crazy person cough* UAF2004: Be nice!
anime12(): Glad this fic is the first you've R&R! Here's a nice chapter for your enjoyment! Hiei: Like anyone would enjoy this. UAF2004: Shut up Hiei -_-
Son-Chrio: O.O I'm guessing your yami doesn't laugh much? Well me happy you think it funny!
UAF2004: Well disclaimer!
Random Voice: UltaAnimeFangurl2004 does not own YYH nor FOP.
UAF2004: Who are you?
Random Voice: Umm I'm your conscious. 'She'll never believe me'
UAF2004: *Thinks for a moment* Conscious am I dead?
Random Voice: *Anime fall* God you're an idiot.
Hiei: Finally someone agrees.
UAF2004: Thank you! Here's a new fic for you people!
Hiei: -_-
Random Voice: I'm getting out of here. *Tries to walk away but UAF2004 holds him*
UAF2004: Oh no I'm using you for something very important.
Random Voice: *Cries* Mommy...
Hiei's Room ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Hiei: *Grumbles* Stupid, idiotic buffoon...
Wanda: *Appears* Is something wrong Hiei?
Hiei: Hn I'm sick of Kuwabaka coming over everyday.
Cosmo: *Appears* Why don't you just tell your parents that you don't need a babysitter anymore!
Hiei: For once you have thought of something useful.
Cosmo: What? What were we talking about again?
Hiei: I spoke to soon. -_- well gotta tell those idiots now. *Walks out of room*
Cosmo & Wanda: *Turn into fish again*
Living Room ######################################
Dad: Hey Hiei Kuwabara's going to baby-sit you tonight!
Hiei: Can't I just watch myself tonight?
Mom: Well it would be alright I guess. But you must behave properly.
Hiei: What kind of things would you think I would do?
Dad: Destroy the house, burn your bed and make prank phone calls.
Mom: Kill the toaster, beat up the TV and sent rude emails.
Hiei: -_- fine I'll behave. *Crosses fingers from behind*
Kuwabara: *Comes in* Hello it's me the great Kuzama Kuwabara here to baby- sit the little shrimp!
Dad: Kuwabara we won't be needing your services tonight. Hiei's going to stay by himself tonight.
Kuwabara: 'No now I can't watch paper view. I'll just keep and eye out for him.' Okay I'll just go to somebody else who need my care! *Walks out but then hides in a bush in front of the house*
Mom & Dad: *Go to car and leave*
Hiei: *Evil smile* You know what this means...
Cosmo & Wanda: Pain and torment!
Hiei: I wish the phone was in my hand.
Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish*
Hiei: Hello how much do you weigh? 100 pounds? I guess it'll be easy for you to cause an earthquake but it'll be hard for you to since you can't walk with all your fat. *Hangs up on phone*
Kuwabaka: That little shrimp is making prank phone calls! Better call his parents. *Dials number and then takes picture of Hiei with phone*
Dad: *Answers* Hello? Kuwabara? Hiei's making prank phone calls? We'll be on our way! *Hangs up*
Kuwabara: Wonder when they'll get here. *Sees car parked a few seconds later* They must be using cheetah powered engines! *Runs over to them* You evil fiends! How could you do that to an innocent cat?!
Mom & Dad: *Appear*
Mom: Kuwabara that's not us that's the Smiths.
Smiths: O.O *Runs inside*
Kuwabara: *Turn to them embarrassed* O.O *Runs over to them* Hiei is making prank phone calls! I have proof! *Hands photo*
Cosmo & Wanda: *Makes a wish*
Dad: *Sees picture* Hey look that's me getting chased by a shark in the ocean.
Mom: Remember I told you not to swim too far in the Pacific Ocean?
Dad: *Ignores* Well let's just take a quick peek at Hiei. *Walks over to door and opens*
Mom: Awww Hiei's just doing hi homework.
Hiei: 9 / 8,888,888 = 1.0125001 * 10 -60.
Dad: I don't see anything wrong come on honey let's go back.
Mom & Dad: *Walk to car and leave*
Kuwabara: But...but...but... *Looks confused then walks outside*
Hiei: I wish I had a laptop.
Cosmo & Wanda: *Grants wish*
Hiei:
Dear Marcy from school,
You remember you have a crush on me at school? Yep this is Hiei. Well I want to tell you that...YOU SUCK! STAY AWAY FROM ME...EVER! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR ZIT COVORED FACE EVER AGAIN!
Kuwabara: Now he's making mean e-mails! Must call his parents! *Dials number to parents*
Mom: What is it Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: Hiei is sending rude e-mails!
Dad: We'll be on our way!
Kuwabara: *Sees them standing still* There you are! Hey how did you get here so fast?
Mom: Kuwabara those are trees and we're standing right here behind you.
Kuwabara: O.O
Dad: Now Hiei is sending rude e-mails?
Kuwabara: Oh yeah I almost forgot! Uhh what was it again? *Looks stupid as usual*
Mom & Dad: *Enter house* Hiei is just practicing his sword techniques.
Hiei: *Chopping up wood* Hi! Ya! *Chops more wood*
Dad: Kuwabara I don't think we need your services anymore.
Kuwabara: I'm...?
Hiei: Fired!
Kuwabara: No you can't fire me! Look me can play game! Head, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes! Hea-
Hiei: *Goes up to parents* Hn see I can handle myself. OW! What is this?
Mom: Oh no Hiei you must have cut yourself with that sword. Until you can handle that sword Hiei you might as well have a baby-sitter.
Kuwabara: *Appears* Let me teach Hiei how to be careful with swords! *Takes out his spirit sword*
Dad: Great idea! Kuwabara we'll let you handle things from here.
Mom & Dad: *Leaves*
Kuwabara: LEAVE SHRIMP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Hiei: *Grumbles then walks up to his room*
Kuwabara: I'm late for my kitty show! *Sits on chair and watches TV*
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UAF2004: Well that was fun! But me need to stop using computer now and go to bed. Ja ne and R&R! But first... *Uses weird voice guy as piñata*
Random Voice: Save me!
UAF2004: Also sorry if this chapter was a bit shorter then usual.