Sorry from the beginning! I'm a bad updater. A very bad updater.
Punish me by not reviewing. I deserve it.
But those who did review, I LOVE YOU!!! {and the last chapter was horrible to most}
Okie, not wasting your time, read this chapter, and I hope you enjoy!
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"Well, look who's finally awake."
Yeah…that was him. Sweet little arse. He probably just woke up 5 minutes before.
"Hey, it's not like you wake up early anyway…I have to wake you up…and plus, these are the holidays and I should enjoy them as much as possible."
Here I was, in a pink little robe with bunny slippers, my hair looking like a jungle needing to be tamed. But at least my breath was clean…for kissing someone….muhahaha! But the sweet thing about love is…it makes you feel beautiful even when you look like a trampled and deflated pig.
Last night was just wonderful. All I can say is, I've never felt like this before. I mean, really. It's like a spell.
Oh god. I knew this would happen. I was afraid of this.
I'm starting to sound…*shriek*…sappy!
But, what's a girl to do? Ohh wait…I'm too old to be a girl. BUT yesterday night was amazing…talking to Draco seems fun…he's so much different than talking to Harry or Ron. So much more mature. But after a while, we were just too tired to snog. But one kiss can make all the difference. You'd think that after I got to bed, I'd be awake all night contemplating whether I was right or wrong, why the sky was blue, or should I just kick Malfoy and go pursue someone else? But, I was over the phase of "What the fuck is happening?" and transitioned into "Get Gushy or Die!"
Strange isn't it?
So here I am, walking over to Draco, who is looking very, very hot in this blue t-shirt and khaki shorts. It matches so well with his gray eyes. Kinda creepy when guys coordinate their clothing by themselves. But, being the spaz I am, I trip over something very big.
Being me, I'm all embarrassed, and immediately think "HOLY CRAP! IN FRONT OF DRACO, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?" instead of thinking what force took me down…
"Oh crap…I forgot they were still here…"
First thought: What is he talking about?
Then: Ohh…CRAP! I look down to see an invisibly bound Blaise and Pansy looking really bad. Like Creepy. Good. That's what they deserve. So…I act all uninterested:
"Well, we should do something about them now, shouldn't we?"
"Well, obviously, but that eager face you're making is kind of…scary."
Eager face? Oh yeah. I can get excited easily. Spell a ball to bounce, and I can watch it for hours.
"Oh, well…I have some evil ideas in my mind…to scare them out of their wits and make them never mess with us again."
Now he looked eager. Like a cat that just found a mouse and was ready to eat it.
"Discuss, discuss."
"Well, I really like that shaving their heads idea," I said looking at Pansy, who looked freaked out and Blaise was just in a state of panic."
"How about shaving half their heads and then putting a permanent balding charm on that one side that we don't shave?"
"Or even better: After doing that, we could make Blaise look like a cross-dresser!"
"And for Pansy, some of my old clothes!"
"AHHHHHH!!! NO!!! DON'T, PLEASE DON'T!!!"
And my automatic thought is: "Who said that?" But then me and Draco look down and see Pansy shrieking like Sirius's mom. We look at each other, shocked. He speaks first:
"Well, I've heard that if you have enough willpower or emotion, you could throw off some spells."
And I'm like, "Yeah…I've heard of that," I say, over Pansy's sobs, "but we have the upper hand."
"Silencio multipiclar por doce"
Draco says that, and Pansy is shut up. I raise an eyebrow.
"There are such things as Spanish spells?"
"Yeah…I translated the Latin one into Spanish."
"What? You can't do that!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Well then, how about this? Besar."
Immediately, some force overtakes me, and I walk towards Draco and start kissing him. Not like a full-out snog, just like kissing him without him kissing me back. After a few seconds, I stop kissing him.
"There's a Spanish spell for kissing?"
"There are also Italian and French spells you know."
"You're kidding right?"
"Naturally. But you can still translate them from Latin to Spanish."
"I never knew…"
"Besar."
Once again I was pulled to Draco and forced to kiss him. Alright, even if I wasn't forced, I still would kiss him.
"Bloody hell…if you do that once more…!"
He smirked one of his sexy smirks.
"Why…you don't like it?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Besar."
Now, do you imagine where a good 4 hours went?
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"These photos are so good!"
I said that after looking at the pictures we took of Pansy and Blaise. It was…beautiful in a sense. Think about it: Pansy's hair half shaved, never to grow back again, with fur glued on to the half bald side, and one eyebrow magically erased with hair magically growing out of her nose? And that's not even compared to what we did to her body.
And Blaise, I have the urge to say 'lol', well his hair was PERMANENTLY dyed pink, with his hands transfigured into hideous scaly claws (obviously Draco's idea), and we threatened him that we would cut, in his case most needed, appendage. But of course, that was illegal, and I wasn't about to break my perfect record.
I'm always perfect.
Okay, maybe not.
"Oh my god, these are funny aren't they?"
Obviously!
"Yes…Should we send them to the Daily Prophet, I heard Rita Skeeter's been hired again and she could write a bloody good story on this."
Well, he didn't know that it was me who let her finally go back to work…mainly because she dug up some filth on me that I don't want anyone to know…but that's not important.
"Err…yeah, let's send it there."
"But we shouldn't associate ourselves with the pictures, they might think it was us."
"Let's erase Pansy and Blaise's memory a bit so they don't know who did it to them either."
"And then put an anti-tracking charm so they know it wasn't our wands…."
Wow. When you're being evil, I guess all the energy you think you don't have comes back up and just…overtakes your soul.
Aren't I the greatest writer you've known?
So now, Draco's talking to Pansy and Blaise.
"…So guess what buddies? You think you're the greatest masterminds in the wizarding world, don't you?" he said, looking like a hysterical Voldie, "but you're not. Me and my girlfriend, yes Pansy, don't wet yourself…"
I zoned out there. I was a bit dazzled. He called me his GIRLFRIEND. You know, the one he thinks as his partner. Wow. It's a big thing for me, considering I've only had like two boyfriends before. All at Hogwarts. I'm all giddy. Oh no, another after effect of love!
"Hermione…Hello, Hermione…Hermione!"
Huh, wha-
"Err, yeah?"
"Have you entirely missed what I said?"
If only you knew I was thinking about you.
"Yeah…I'm sorry…"
"That's okay love, but what I did was that I modified their memory and put the charms and spells on them, and now they are currently in a the Leaky Cauldron."
"Oh wow…I think I sort of dozed off there."
"You mean zoned out."
"That. Yeah."
"So, damn, you didn't eat breakfast yet did you?"
"No."
He smiled. You know like how when you're stalking a guy and then suddenly they end up right in front of you, and it makes it easier to stalk them? You know how you feel then? That's how I felt at that moment.
"Well, I'll just have to take you to the kitchen then, right?"
And then he linked his arms around me and just as we were about to leave, an owl dropped a red envelope, and then flew away. Oh my friggin god. It was a howler.
"They couldn't have possibly known it was us, right?"
A panic stricken Draco looked back.
"Who's it addressed to?"
"Me."
"Open it before it explodes!!"
And tentatively, I opened the howler.
"HERMIONE AURELIA GRANGER! HOW COULD YOU GO OUT WITH THAT GIT! WHEN HARRY TOLD ME, I WAS HESITANT, BUT THEN I SAW YOU WITH HIM, I COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT! I'LL KILL HIM IF HE'S PUT A SPELL ON YOU! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN!!! I'M COMING TOMORROW TO GET YOU TO YOUR SENSES! DAMN ANIMAL, THAT ONE, HE JUST WANTS TO BED YOU! DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!"
Well, I wasn't exactly relieved.
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Not my best chapter! I wrote it over three days again! SORRY!!!
But the plot is getting somewhere. And you know what happens to Pansy and Blaise. But otherwise…it was sad.
R&R