Chapter 2: The Deku Tree
Link: Wow.the inside of the tree looks different then I expected.
Navi: In what way?
Link: Well.I wasn't expecting there to be doors in here.
Navi: I see. Well we better get started. Lets climb that ladder nearby.
Link: It looks like it is decaying.
Navi: Eh? Oh you'll be fine.
Link: What if it breaks while I'm climbing it.
Navi: Then you will fall.
Link: But I don't wanna fall.
Navi: JUST GO!!
Link: Going!! (Starts to climb up the ladder) It feels like it is going to fall apart any second. I hope I don't'.
Link: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!
Link: Ouch. That hurt. (Gets out his notebook and starts to write in it while shaking his head). That's TWO things you made me do that was stupid Navi.
Navi: Oh Link.
(After walking around for a few minutes, Link and Navi stumble upon some vines that Link can climb to get to the top of the Deku Tree. After getting to the top, they come upon a door)
Link: Hmm.should we go through the door?
Navi: That would probably be wise.
Link: Shouldn't we know what is behind there first?
Navi: That's why we have to open the door and go in.that way we can check it out.
Link: That's a great idea Navi!! (opens the door) Nothing really in here except for a Deku Scrub.
Navi: Watch out.they throw deku nuts.
Link: Awww.what a cute little guy. (tries to pet it).
Navi: Link.I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Link: And why not? (Gets hit by a deku nut) OUCH! That hurt. (Starts to cry).
Navi: Stop crying Link. You're supposed to be a hero not a crybaby.
Link: (sniffles) But that hurt.(picks up the deku nut and throws it at the deku scrub).
Deku Scrub: (gives out a cry of pain and runs off)
Navi: See.was that so hard?
Link: (sniffles and shakes his head).
(The two of them leave the room and continue on through the Deku Tree. A few hours later they stumble upon a giant treasure chest).
Navi: What is this.
Link: It's a treasure chest.
Navi: I know Link.
Link: Then why did you ask?
Navi: Because.nevermind. Just open the damn chest and see what is inside.
Link: (opens the chest) ooohh.It's a slingshot.
Navi: A SLINGSHOT?! We traveled all that way for a SLINGSHOT?
Link: Why not? It's very cool. (Shoots a deku nut at Navi).
Navi: HEY! Watch it! You're going to injure somebody with that.
Link: Lets go test it out on some bad guys.
(Link and Navi find their way back to the main room and encounters aGold Sculltula)
Navi: SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!
Link: (shoots the Skulltula and watches as it vanishes leaving a gold mask behind). Wow! A gold skulltula mask! I heard that you can make some money off of these!
Navi: Oh really now. It's too bad that you'll be too busy saving Hyrule and won't have time to sell it.
Link: What?
Navi: Nothing. Um Link. There is a giant spider web on the floor of this room.
Link: So I see.
Navi: Well.looking down beyond the spider web I can see a room full of water.I think we need to go down there.
Link: How are we going to do that? The web looks incredibly thick.
Navi: Well.you can probably break through it if you jump on it.
Link: Okay. Lets go down there and jump on it until it breaks.
Navi: Link.I don't think you understand. You have to jump on it from a great height.
Link: ...
Navi: But it will be like a trampoline. You like trampolines don't you?
Link: What's a trampoline?
Navi: It's a thing you bounce on. It's quite fun.
Link: Navi, when I jump on the spider web it will break and I will fall down the hole.
Navi: Errr.yes. That is a problem. But we'll have to do it anyways. (Pushes Link off the ledge).
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Link makes it manages to break through the spider web and make it down to the bottom of the tree.in the water.unconscious. Navi on the other hand, is just dandy and didn't get hurt).
Navi: Are you okay Link?
Link: (is face down in the water)
Navi: Errr.Link?
Link: (gurgles).
Navi: LINK! (gets on Link's back and starts jumping on him trying to revive him). LINK WAKEUP!!!
Link: (gurgles).
Navi: Grrr..(screaming in his ear) HEY! WAKEUP!!
Link: (lifts his head and gasps for air).
Navi: Link! You're alive! Are you okay?
Link: I think so. Lets never do that again.
Navi: Lets go sit by that unlit torch so you can rest.
(Navi and Link swim for the nearest dry spot and rest for a few minutes and continue their journey through the tree. Later they approach a large block).
Link: I wonder what this is for.
Navi: Well push it. It's in our way.
Link:Why? How do we know that this isn't just a dead end?
Navi: Well.in order to find out.you need to push it.
Link: FINE!
(Link begins to push the block and a few minutes later, he finds himself in the room where he almost drowned).
Link: How did we get back here???
Navi: Well, we must be going in circles.
Link: (groans) I can't believe this.
Navi: Link. There is a ledge on the other side of the room. It has a door that we have not been through yet.
Link: The ledge is too high. We'll never be able to climb it.
Navi: Push the block into the water and use it to get up onto the ledge.
Link: But I'm sooooo tired. I just want to go to sleep.
Navi: Who cares! Just push the damn block into the water! The sooner we get done.the sooner you can go to sleep.
Link: (sighs loudly and pushes the block into the water). THERE! I did what you told me? Happy?
Navi: Of course I'm happy. My brilliant plan worked.
Link: Oh shutup.
(The two of them go through the door and a few minutes later find themselves near the bosses groom).
Navi: I feel something. There is something big here.
Link: It's probably a mosquito.
Navi: That's not what I mean. I can sense something nearby. Something evil. It may be the source of the curse.
Link: I see.where shall we go?
Navi: (points to a door nearby).
(Link and Navi go through the only door in the room and find themselves at the root of the tree. It is a large area filled with darkness and something else).
Navi: The feeling is getting stronger. Whatever is causing it, is close by.
Link: (face goes pale)
Navi: What's wrong Link?
Link: N..n.n
Navi: What's wrong? Are you ill?
Link: T..turn.around.
Navi: (turns around) Eek!
(Queen Gohma is standing behind them. She is a huge spider-like creature with one eye and she looked pissed).
Link: Spiders scare me Navi!!
Navi: Just shutup and do something.
Link: LIKE WHAT!!
Gohma: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!!
Navi: Erm.those Deku Scrubs we ran into a few minutes ago said to hit her eye when it turns red.
Link: WITH WHAT?! I CAN'T SLASH HER EYE WITH MY SWORD BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH IT!
Navi: THE SLINGSHOT! USE THE SLINGSHOT!
(by this time, Gohma had retreated to the ceiling and started to lay her eggs. The eggs landed directly in front of Link, almost crushing him).
Link: Oooh.I can go for some scrambled eggs right about now.
Navi: How can you be thinking about eating at a time like this?!
Link: I haven't eaten anything in a while. (Pouts).
(The eggs begin to hatch and smaller versions of Gohma pops out. They are hungry and want to have Link and Navi for dinner).
Navi: I think we're about to become THEIR dinner. Slash them with your sword!
Link: (starts hacking like a psychopath at the baby gohmas).
Navi: Good job Link. You killed them all. Now just get rid of their mother.
Gohma: (jumps down in front of Link). ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!
Navi: Her eye is red!! Use the slingshot to fire your Deku Nuts at it!!!
Link: (strikes Gohma's eye with a deku nut and hits her eye with the sword after she falls to the ground.stunned).
Navi: You're doing great Link! Keep up the good work!!
Gohma: (jumps back up and retreats to the ceiling).
Navi: I think she is about to lay more eggs.
Link: (strikes Gohma's now red eye with a nut and watches her fall to the ground). HAH! I think I'm getting the hang of this! (Runs over and strikes her eye with the sword several times).
Gohma: (cries out in pain and falls to the ground.defeated).
Navi: Link! You did it! You beat Gohma!!
Link: (proudly) Yup! Lets get out of here. (Starts heading for the door).
Navi: Um Link. Why don't we just exit through there? (Points to a warp hole that had just opened up nearby),
Link: Oh.(walks into the warp hole and vanishes)
Link: Wow.the inside of the tree looks different then I expected.
Navi: In what way?
Link: Well.I wasn't expecting there to be doors in here.
Navi: I see. Well we better get started. Lets climb that ladder nearby.
Link: It looks like it is decaying.
Navi: Eh? Oh you'll be fine.
Link: What if it breaks while I'm climbing it.
Navi: Then you will fall.
Link: But I don't wanna fall.
Navi: JUST GO!!
Link: Going!! (Starts to climb up the ladder) It feels like it is going to fall apart any second. I hope I don't'.
Link: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!
Link: Ouch. That hurt. (Gets out his notebook and starts to write in it while shaking his head). That's TWO things you made me do that was stupid Navi.
Navi: Oh Link.
(After walking around for a few minutes, Link and Navi stumble upon some vines that Link can climb to get to the top of the Deku Tree. After getting to the top, they come upon a door)
Link: Hmm.should we go through the door?
Navi: That would probably be wise.
Link: Shouldn't we know what is behind there first?
Navi: That's why we have to open the door and go in.that way we can check it out.
Link: That's a great idea Navi!! (opens the door) Nothing really in here except for a Deku Scrub.
Navi: Watch out.they throw deku nuts.
Link: Awww.what a cute little guy. (tries to pet it).
Navi: Link.I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Link: And why not? (Gets hit by a deku nut) OUCH! That hurt. (Starts to cry).
Navi: Stop crying Link. You're supposed to be a hero not a crybaby.
Link: (sniffles) But that hurt.(picks up the deku nut and throws it at the deku scrub).
Deku Scrub: (gives out a cry of pain and runs off)
Navi: See.was that so hard?
Link: (sniffles and shakes his head).
(The two of them leave the room and continue on through the Deku Tree. A few hours later they stumble upon a giant treasure chest).
Navi: What is this.
Link: It's a treasure chest.
Navi: I know Link.
Link: Then why did you ask?
Navi: Because.nevermind. Just open the damn chest and see what is inside.
Link: (opens the chest) ooohh.It's a slingshot.
Navi: A SLINGSHOT?! We traveled all that way for a SLINGSHOT?
Link: Why not? It's very cool. (Shoots a deku nut at Navi).
Navi: HEY! Watch it! You're going to injure somebody with that.
Link: Lets go test it out on some bad guys.
(Link and Navi find their way back to the main room and encounters aGold Sculltula)
Navi: SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!
Link: (shoots the Skulltula and watches as it vanishes leaving a gold mask behind). Wow! A gold skulltula mask! I heard that you can make some money off of these!
Navi: Oh really now. It's too bad that you'll be too busy saving Hyrule and won't have time to sell it.
Link: What?
Navi: Nothing. Um Link. There is a giant spider web on the floor of this room.
Link: So I see.
Navi: Well.looking down beyond the spider web I can see a room full of water.I think we need to go down there.
Link: How are we going to do that? The web looks incredibly thick.
Navi: Well.you can probably break through it if you jump on it.
Link: Okay. Lets go down there and jump on it until it breaks.
Navi: Link.I don't think you understand. You have to jump on it from a great height.
Link: ...
Navi: But it will be like a trampoline. You like trampolines don't you?
Link: What's a trampoline?
Navi: It's a thing you bounce on. It's quite fun.
Link: Navi, when I jump on the spider web it will break and I will fall down the hole.
Navi: Errr.yes. That is a problem. But we'll have to do it anyways. (Pushes Link off the ledge).
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Link makes it manages to break through the spider web and make it down to the bottom of the tree.in the water.unconscious. Navi on the other hand, is just dandy and didn't get hurt).
Navi: Are you okay Link?
Link: (is face down in the water)
Navi: Errr.Link?
Link: (gurgles).
Navi: LINK! (gets on Link's back and starts jumping on him trying to revive him). LINK WAKEUP!!!
Link: (gurgles).
Navi: Grrr..(screaming in his ear) HEY! WAKEUP!!
Link: (lifts his head and gasps for air).
Navi: Link! You're alive! Are you okay?
Link: I think so. Lets never do that again.
Navi: Lets go sit by that unlit torch so you can rest.
(Navi and Link swim for the nearest dry spot and rest for a few minutes and continue their journey through the tree. Later they approach a large block).
Link: I wonder what this is for.
Navi: Well push it. It's in our way.
Link:Why? How do we know that this isn't just a dead end?
Navi: Well.in order to find out.you need to push it.
Link: FINE!
(Link begins to push the block and a few minutes later, he finds himself in the room where he almost drowned).
Link: How did we get back here???
Navi: Well, we must be going in circles.
Link: (groans) I can't believe this.
Navi: Link. There is a ledge on the other side of the room. It has a door that we have not been through yet.
Link: The ledge is too high. We'll never be able to climb it.
Navi: Push the block into the water and use it to get up onto the ledge.
Link: But I'm sooooo tired. I just want to go to sleep.
Navi: Who cares! Just push the damn block into the water! The sooner we get done.the sooner you can go to sleep.
Link: (sighs loudly and pushes the block into the water). THERE! I did what you told me? Happy?
Navi: Of course I'm happy. My brilliant plan worked.
Link: Oh shutup.
(The two of them go through the door and a few minutes later find themselves near the bosses groom).
Navi: I feel something. There is something big here.
Link: It's probably a mosquito.
Navi: That's not what I mean. I can sense something nearby. Something evil. It may be the source of the curse.
Link: I see.where shall we go?
Navi: (points to a door nearby).
(Link and Navi go through the only door in the room and find themselves at the root of the tree. It is a large area filled with darkness and something else).
Navi: The feeling is getting stronger. Whatever is causing it, is close by.
Link: (face goes pale)
Navi: What's wrong Link?
Link: N..n.n
Navi: What's wrong? Are you ill?
Link: T..turn.around.
Navi: (turns around) Eek!
(Queen Gohma is standing behind them. She is a huge spider-like creature with one eye and she looked pissed).
Link: Spiders scare me Navi!!
Navi: Just shutup and do something.
Link: LIKE WHAT!!
Gohma: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!!
Navi: Erm.those Deku Scrubs we ran into a few minutes ago said to hit her eye when it turns red.
Link: WITH WHAT?! I CAN'T SLASH HER EYE WITH MY SWORD BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH IT!
Navi: THE SLINGSHOT! USE THE SLINGSHOT!
(by this time, Gohma had retreated to the ceiling and started to lay her eggs. The eggs landed directly in front of Link, almost crushing him).
Link: Oooh.I can go for some scrambled eggs right about now.
Navi: How can you be thinking about eating at a time like this?!
Link: I haven't eaten anything in a while. (Pouts).
(The eggs begin to hatch and smaller versions of Gohma pops out. They are hungry and want to have Link and Navi for dinner).
Navi: I think we're about to become THEIR dinner. Slash them with your sword!
Link: (starts hacking like a psychopath at the baby gohmas).
Navi: Good job Link. You killed them all. Now just get rid of their mother.
Gohma: (jumps down in front of Link). ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!
Navi: Her eye is red!! Use the slingshot to fire your Deku Nuts at it!!!
Link: (strikes Gohma's eye with a deku nut and hits her eye with the sword after she falls to the ground.stunned).
Navi: You're doing great Link! Keep up the good work!!
Gohma: (jumps back up and retreats to the ceiling).
Navi: I think she is about to lay more eggs.
Link: (strikes Gohma's now red eye with a nut and watches her fall to the ground). HAH! I think I'm getting the hang of this! (Runs over and strikes her eye with the sword several times).
Gohma: (cries out in pain and falls to the ground.defeated).
Navi: Link! You did it! You beat Gohma!!
Link: (proudly) Yup! Lets get out of here. (Starts heading for the door).
Navi: Um Link. Why don't we just exit through there? (Points to a warp hole that had just opened up nearby),
Link: Oh.(walks into the warp hole and vanishes)