Chapter 4: To Hyrule Castle we go!
(Link and Navi just left the Deku Tree and are heading back to the forest).
Navi: It's too bad about the Deku Tree. Especially at a time like this.
Link: What do you mean?
Navi: Well.the Deku Tree protects the forest and its children from evil. Since so much is happening right now then the forest is in great danger.
Link: So.how long do you think this will take? My favorite tv show is coming on tonight.
Navi: (stares in disbelief) Link.this could take days.
Link: WHAT?! How come I wasn't informed?
Navi: You should've known. It's not going to take 1 day to stop an evil man. It could take years.
Link: YEARS?!
Navi: Errr yea. I doubt it will take that long. But expect it to take several months at least.
Link: Maybe I can get Saria to record it for me.
(The two of them finally reach the forest and notice that Mido is blocking their way).
Link: Move it Mido. I have some important things to do.
Mido:What did the Deku Tree want with you?.
Link: Nothing that concerns you.
Mido: Well I guess I'll have to find out then. (starts to walk towards the meadow).
Link: Um.it's too late for that.
Mido: What is that supposed to mean?
Link: Errr.
Mido: (eyes widen) You killed him! You killed the guardian of the forest! How could you?!
Link: It wasn't my fault! He was done for anyways.
Mido: I'm sure! (turns around and walks away).
Link: (mumbling) Great.the whole forest is going to know now.
Navi: Probably.but don't worry Link. We're about to leave anyways.
Link: You know what I just remembered!
Navi: What?
Link: I can't leave the forest!
Navi: Link.you can record your stupid show.
Link: No.it isn't that. I'll DIE! If any Kokiri leave the forest then they will die.
Navi: I'm sure the Deku Tree isn't sending you out of the forest just so you can drop dead..
Link: I'm sure he wants to get back at me for being late.
Navi: The Deku tree isn't THAT cold blooded.
Link: Alright.I'll try to leave this forest without dropping dead.
Navi: Good boy. Lets go.
(Walk across the forest to a pathway that leads to Hyrule Field and they run into Saria).
Saria: Oh.you're leaving.
Link: Yes.I must.. I have to save the land of Hyrule from the man of the desert.
Saria: I wish you luck.
Link: Thank you Saria.
Saria: Link.I want you to have something. Something to remember me by. (Hands Link her Ocarina).
Link: Your ocarina?
Saria: Yes.whenever you play it, please think of me.
Link: I will.
Saria: Make sure you come and visit.
Link. I will.Saria?
Saria: Yes Link?
Link: Will you.uh?
Saria? What?
Link: Record "Skippy the magic train" for me?
Saria: Um.sure Link.
Link: Thank Saria. Bye now.
Saria: Bye Link.
Navi: (sarcastically) What a sweet and touching good bye.
Link: Wasn't it?
Navi: (rolls eyes) Now once we get to Hyule Field we'll need to decide what direction to go in.
Link: What if we go in the wrong direction?
Navi: Well.then we'll wander the field for days until we die of hunger or exhaustion.
Link: I think I see the field ahead.
Navi: Yea, me too. Well lets get going.
Link: Um.do we even know what we are doing? I don't have a clue where we are supposed to go.
Navi: The Deku Tree said something about someone helping us out.
A Voice: That he did.
Link: What was that??
Voice: Look up here.in the tree you are standing next to.
Link: (looks up) Awww.look at the birdie.
(Above Link and Navi sits an owl by the name of Kaepora Gaebora.)
KG: I am Kaepora Gaebora. I will be helping you on this quest. You need to visit Zelda, the princess of Destiny. She will be able to help you out.
Link: And where can we find this Zelda?
KG: At Hyrule Castle. You can see it from here. But make sure you hurry, for they close their gates at dusk.
Navi: Well.we better get camp setup because there is no way in hell we are going to get there before dusk hits.
KG: Err yes. Anyways.I will be following you around during most of your journey.to make sure you don't screw things up.
Navi: Hey.that's what I'm here for.
KG: I am leaving now. I'll see you both again later.heheheh.(flies off).
Link: What a creepy guy.
Navi: No kidding. (looks at watch). Hey.we better get going. We only have an hour until sunset.
Link: But I'm so tired Navi.
Navi: You can sleep when we get there. Now come on.
(The two of them start off towards the castle and make it onto the bridge just when the sun is setting).
Link: Wow.we made it.
Navi: Surprise surprise.
Link: Shall we go inside?
Navi: That's what we came here for.
(The drawbridge slowly starts to close.while Link is still standing on it).
Navi: You DUMBASS, hurry up and get inside! The bridge is starting to go up.
Link: Hurrying!! (slides down the bridge and into the market place). Ouch.my butt.
Navi: Do you think it's too late to visit Zelda?
Link: Probably.lets find a hotel to stay at.
Navi: Where are we going to find a hotel in a market place?!
Link: Right there. (points to a building with bright neon letters that say "Hotel").
Navi: ...oh
Link: See? I'm not THAT stupid.
Navi: You just got lucky. Do you have enough money?
Link: For what?
Navi: A room!
Link: ..
(Link and Navi just left the Deku Tree and are heading back to the forest).
Navi: It's too bad about the Deku Tree. Especially at a time like this.
Link: What do you mean?
Navi: Well.the Deku Tree protects the forest and its children from evil. Since so much is happening right now then the forest is in great danger.
Link: So.how long do you think this will take? My favorite tv show is coming on tonight.
Navi: (stares in disbelief) Link.this could take days.
Link: WHAT?! How come I wasn't informed?
Navi: You should've known. It's not going to take 1 day to stop an evil man. It could take years.
Link: YEARS?!
Navi: Errr yea. I doubt it will take that long. But expect it to take several months at least.
Link: Maybe I can get Saria to record it for me.
(The two of them finally reach the forest and notice that Mido is blocking their way).
Link: Move it Mido. I have some important things to do.
Mido:What did the Deku Tree want with you?.
Link: Nothing that concerns you.
Mido: Well I guess I'll have to find out then. (starts to walk towards the meadow).
Link: Um.it's too late for that.
Mido: What is that supposed to mean?
Link: Errr.
Mido: (eyes widen) You killed him! You killed the guardian of the forest! How could you?!
Link: It wasn't my fault! He was done for anyways.
Mido: I'm sure! (turns around and walks away).
Link: (mumbling) Great.the whole forest is going to know now.
Navi: Probably.but don't worry Link. We're about to leave anyways.
Link: You know what I just remembered!
Navi: What?
Link: I can't leave the forest!
Navi: Link.you can record your stupid show.
Link: No.it isn't that. I'll DIE! If any Kokiri leave the forest then they will die.
Navi: I'm sure the Deku Tree isn't sending you out of the forest just so you can drop dead..
Link: I'm sure he wants to get back at me for being late.
Navi: The Deku tree isn't THAT cold blooded.
Link: Alright.I'll try to leave this forest without dropping dead.
Navi: Good boy. Lets go.
(Walk across the forest to a pathway that leads to Hyrule Field and they run into Saria).
Saria: Oh.you're leaving.
Link: Yes.I must.. I have to save the land of Hyrule from the man of the desert.
Saria: I wish you luck.
Link: Thank you Saria.
Saria: Link.I want you to have something. Something to remember me by. (Hands Link her Ocarina).
Link: Your ocarina?
Saria: Yes.whenever you play it, please think of me.
Link: I will.
Saria: Make sure you come and visit.
Link. I will.Saria?
Saria: Yes Link?
Link: Will you.uh?
Saria? What?
Link: Record "Skippy the magic train" for me?
Saria: Um.sure Link.
Link: Thank Saria. Bye now.
Saria: Bye Link.
Navi: (sarcastically) What a sweet and touching good bye.
Link: Wasn't it?
Navi: (rolls eyes) Now once we get to Hyule Field we'll need to decide what direction to go in.
Link: What if we go in the wrong direction?
Navi: Well.then we'll wander the field for days until we die of hunger or exhaustion.
Link: I think I see the field ahead.
Navi: Yea, me too. Well lets get going.
Link: Um.do we even know what we are doing? I don't have a clue where we are supposed to go.
Navi: The Deku Tree said something about someone helping us out.
A Voice: That he did.
Link: What was that??
Voice: Look up here.in the tree you are standing next to.
Link: (looks up) Awww.look at the birdie.
(Above Link and Navi sits an owl by the name of Kaepora Gaebora.)
KG: I am Kaepora Gaebora. I will be helping you on this quest. You need to visit Zelda, the princess of Destiny. She will be able to help you out.
Link: And where can we find this Zelda?
KG: At Hyrule Castle. You can see it from here. But make sure you hurry, for they close their gates at dusk.
Navi: Well.we better get camp setup because there is no way in hell we are going to get there before dusk hits.
KG: Err yes. Anyways.I will be following you around during most of your journey.to make sure you don't screw things up.
Navi: Hey.that's what I'm here for.
KG: I am leaving now. I'll see you both again later.heheheh.(flies off).
Link: What a creepy guy.
Navi: No kidding. (looks at watch). Hey.we better get going. We only have an hour until sunset.
Link: But I'm so tired Navi.
Navi: You can sleep when we get there. Now come on.
(The two of them start off towards the castle and make it onto the bridge just when the sun is setting).
Link: Wow.we made it.
Navi: Surprise surprise.
Link: Shall we go inside?
Navi: That's what we came here for.
(The drawbridge slowly starts to close.while Link is still standing on it).
Navi: You DUMBASS, hurry up and get inside! The bridge is starting to go up.
Link: Hurrying!! (slides down the bridge and into the market place). Ouch.my butt.
Navi: Do you think it's too late to visit Zelda?
Link: Probably.lets find a hotel to stay at.
Navi: Where are we going to find a hotel in a market place?!
Link: Right there. (points to a building with bright neon letters that say "Hotel").
Navi: ...oh
Link: See? I'm not THAT stupid.
Navi: You just got lucky. Do you have enough money?
Link: For what?
Navi: A room!
Link: ..