I like to mention before starting this chapter that I have somethings mixed
up. I don't remember every single thing that's in Dodongo's Cavern. It may
be a bit off but it should be fine.
Chapter 8: Dodongo's Cavern
(Link and Navi finally makes it to Donongo's cavern to fight the vicious dinosaur that has taken over the Goron's cave).
Link: Hey. There's a dead end!
Navi: Hmm.you're right. There's just a wall in front of us and the only doorway is the one we came in.
Link: Aww. That's too bad. Guess we can't do this after all. (starts to walk away).
Navi: (grabs Link's shirt/tunic). Hold on a sec. The wall directly in front of us is lighter in color then the rest of the walls.
Link: So?
Navi: Why don't you use a bomb flower to see if you can blow it up.
Link: Navi, navi, navi. What an imagination you have! There is no way this little bomb flower can blow up a strong wall.
Navi: It blew that boulder up!!!
Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaand your point is?
Navi: Just try to blow the damn wall up already.
Link: Alright alright. Sheesh.
(Link places a bomb flower in front of the wall. It explode and what do you know, the wall comes crumbling down).
Link: Wow. There's a cave inside! I told you that this would work Navi.
Navi: (mouth drops open).
Link: You never listen to me! I'm afraid I'm going to have to record this into the notebook. (gets out his notebook and begins writing in it).
Navi: I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!
Link: You shouldn't lie Navi. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to put down that you like to lie too.
Navi: How many things do you have in there?
Link: Several. In chapter 1 I got ran over by a rolling rock that you didn't warn me about. In chapter 2, you forced me to climb a ladder even though it was decaying. I ended up hurting myself after the ladder broke.
Navi: (sighs) Are you done yet?
Link: NO! Also in chapter 2, you made me jump off the ledge onto that giant spider web. I landed in the water and got the breath knocked out of me PLUS I almost drowned.
Navi: (begins to fly off)
Link: HEY! Where are you going?
Navi: Into the cave idiot.
(The main room in the cavern is has several platforms and floors. Right in the middle, is an "island." On the "island" is a beamos [a robot]).
Link: Lets go over to that platform in the middle of the room.
Navi: Be careful Link. There's a beamos on that platform.
Link: What's a beamos?
Navi: It's a metal thing that shoots laser beams at you.
Link: That's funny Navi.
Navi: (puzzled) What do you mean?
Link: EVERYBODY knows that laser beams haven't been invented yet.
Navi: Fine Link. Don't believe me.
Link: I won't! (gets hit in the ass by a laser beam) OUCH!
Navi: (smug) I told you so.
Link: Lets not speak of this ever again. (jumps onto a platform and jumps onto the first floor).
Navi: There's a door there.
Link: Common sense will tell you that Navi.
Navi: I have more common sense then you do laser boy.
Link: (glares at Navi and enters a door nearby).
(A while later, Navi and Link make it to the room that has the large steps. The one where you blow up all those bombs to create the steps).
Link: Ohhhh! Look at all those bomb flowers. Can I blow them all up Navi?
Navi: Knock yourself out kid.
Link: YAY! (grabs a bomb flower and throws it next to another).
Navi: Stand back Linky boy. I think this is going to be quite some show.
(The bomb flower explodes and causes a chain reaction. In other words, causing all of the bomb flowers to explode. Afterwards, the steps column in the middle of the room turns into large steps).
Navi: Wow! That was pretty cool.
Link: (begins to climb the stairs). Why do they have to be so darn big? (grunts).
(A few minutes later, Link and Navi arrive in the room with the blades that slide across the floor).
Navi: Be careful Link. You never know what's on the other side of the corner.
Link: (dodges the blades and makes it to the other side). I guess I better climb that ladder.
Navi: There's a problem. You need to blowup that wall that's on top.
Link: No problem. (climbs the ladder). There's a bomb flower at that other ledge. Next to that treasure chest.
Navi: Jump over there then.
(After jumping and falling many times, Link finally makes it to the other ledge).
Link: Lets see what is inside this chest. (opens it) MONEY!! (pockets it). I'M RICH RICH!!
Navi: Yea. Nice. Now blow up that fake wall on the other side.
Link: Alright Navi. (grabs the bomb flower and throws it to the other ledge. It falls off).
Navi: Hmm. It fell off. Try again.
Link: Alright. (throws the BF again. It falls off). Grr.
Navi: Third times a charm.
Link: Of course. (tries again. It stays on) GOODIE (The BF is about to explode. It falls off again).
Navi: (blinks) Wow.
Link: (eye twitches)
(For the next couple of hours all we hear are the sounds of swearing and bombs exploding. It isn't a pretty site).
Navi: Okay Link. Lets try this one more time. If it doesn't work then we will find another way.
Link: (throws the bomb again and this time it doesn't fall) GOOD! TAKE THAT YOU DAMN WALL!! (jumps to the other side and walks through the door).
Navi: Yea Link. You show that wall who is boss.
Link: Of course I did!
(A few minutes later they are in the room where there is a giant treasure chest).
Link: That treasure chest on the other side of the room looks pretty big. It must be pretty important.
Navi: Lets see what it is.
Link: (opens the chest) They're bombs!! Ones that I can actually carry around without them going off on me!
Navi: That's great Link. But I think that we should continue on and look for Dodongo.
(A few minutes later, they find themselves back in the mainroom. They see a scripture on a large stone in front of them).
Link: What does that scripture say?
Navi: Something about that dead dodongo seeing red and a new way will open.
Link: That doesn't make sense. It's dead. It can't see.
Navi: Well lets get going. We can jump on that platform right in front of us and hitch a ride up.
Link: How come that platform is going much higher then it was when we came in?
Navi: Remember when you trip over that switch?
Link: Oh yea. (jumps onto the platform and falls off). AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Navi: Oh dear. He's going to have a burned bottom after he lands in that magma.
Link: (lands) uh oh.I'm sitting on magma. OUCH!! (flies back up into the air holding his butt).
Navi: Welcome back.
Link: My poor little pink bum. (sniffles)
Navi: Can you try to get back on the platform without killing yourself?
Link: I'll try. (jumps towards the platform and succeeds!)
Navi: Good. Now lets ride to the top and see what is up there.
Link: (jumps off the platform onto the floor) There's a bridge over there Navi!
Navi: Then walk to the other side of it.
Link: Hey! We're standing over that giant dodongo skull.
Navi: Hmm. Throw a bomb into the eyes of it Link.
Link: Why?
Navi: Remember the scripture we read a few minutes ago?
Link: The one about the dead dodongo?
Navi: Yea! That's the one. I think it means that you should throw a bomb in its eyes.
Link: Won't that hurt the poor thing though?
Navi: It's dead Link.
Link: What if its spirit comes to haunt us.
Navi: (rolls eyes) You get to blow something up.
Link: GREAT!! (throws a bomb into each eye).
(The ground begins to rumble and the mouth of the giant dodongo opens).
Navi: Cool! Lets enter its mouth.
(Together they enter the mouth. They come upon that room where you have to move several blocks. They complete everything they need to do and finally make it to an empty room).
Link: Great. A dead end.
Navi: Maybe not Link. Bomb that pile of dirt in the middle of the room.
Link: (bombs it and an opening shows up).
Navi: Now. Drop through.
Link: Okay. Here we go. (begins to slowly slip down the hole).
Navi: Quicker buddy. The faster you do this, the quicker you can go home and sleep.
Link: (falls down the hole). AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Navi: There we go. (giggles)
Link: Where do we go now?
Navi: Do you hear something? It sounds like something big is walking towards us.
Link: I hear it too. It is most undoubtedly standing behind us.
Navi: Shall we turn around and act surprised?
Link: Might as well. We should give the reader SOME excitement.
(The two slowly turn around and behind them is standing a large FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR! AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!)
Link: Oh. Wow. That's big.
King Dodongo: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Navi: Loud too.
Link: Uh oh. We're screwed.
Navi: hmm. When I was in high school I learned that dodongos dislike bombs.
Link: Really? I think they are rather fun to play with.
Navi: No you idiot. They do not like to eat them. Throw a bomb into his mouth and see what happens.
Link: (throws a bomb into dodongo's mouth as he opens it to spit out fire).
Navi: good aim.
Link: Thank you. (the bomb explodes in the king's mouth).
Navi: HACK HIM WITH YOUR SWORD!!!!
Link: (starts hacking like a crazy man at dodongo) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Dodongo gets annoyed and slowly crawls to his feet. He then curls up into a tight ball and begins rolling around).
Navi: Use your shield to protect yourself link!!
Link: (hides under his shield while dodongo runs him over) Hey I'm still alive.
Navi: Great! He stopped rolling. I suggest you hurry. He's about to
KD: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! (breathes out fire at Link).
Link: Ouchie.
Navi: (winces) You're burnt to a crisp!
Link: I think I'm going to need some medicine afterwards.
Navi: I suggest you hide under your shield again.
Link: Why? (gets ran over my dodongo).
Navi: Oh goddesses Link. He isn't THAT hard to beat.
Link: (jumps up and gives a war cry)
Navi: That's the spirit!
Link: (rushes towards with Dodongo with a bomb) Eat smoke you ass! (throws the bomb into KD's mouth).
Dogongo: Hrmph? (bomb explodes).
Link: (runs up to Dodongo and beats him with the sword).
Navi: (In a cheerleader outfit with pompoms) GO LINK GO!!
Link: (crazy look in his eyes) heehehehehe. Come and get me!
KD: Grrr. (begins to roll towards Link).
Link: (hides under his shield).
KD: (stands back up and begins to storm over to Link).
Link: (throws another bomb into KD's mouth) How many bomb's does it take to bring this guy down???
Navi: He's a big dinosaur. It's going to take a while. (gets out a book).
Link: Ah ha! The bomb just exploded. (hacks away).
KD: GRAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRR!!! (rolls into the magma in the center of the room and dies).
Link: I killed him! I killed him!
Navi: Already?? Wow! That's great.
Link: I'm so proud. (sniffles).
Navi: Lets head on back to Goron city to get the second spiritual stone.
Link: (walks into the warp hole that has opened up nearby) Lets see what happens.
Navi: I juse hope that Daurnia will keep his promise.
Chapter 8: Dodongo's Cavern
(Link and Navi finally makes it to Donongo's cavern to fight the vicious dinosaur that has taken over the Goron's cave).
Link: Hey. There's a dead end!
Navi: Hmm.you're right. There's just a wall in front of us and the only doorway is the one we came in.
Link: Aww. That's too bad. Guess we can't do this after all. (starts to walk away).
Navi: (grabs Link's shirt/tunic). Hold on a sec. The wall directly in front of us is lighter in color then the rest of the walls.
Link: So?
Navi: Why don't you use a bomb flower to see if you can blow it up.
Link: Navi, navi, navi. What an imagination you have! There is no way this little bomb flower can blow up a strong wall.
Navi: It blew that boulder up!!!
Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaand your point is?
Navi: Just try to blow the damn wall up already.
Link: Alright alright. Sheesh.
(Link places a bomb flower in front of the wall. It explode and what do you know, the wall comes crumbling down).
Link: Wow. There's a cave inside! I told you that this would work Navi.
Navi: (mouth drops open).
Link: You never listen to me! I'm afraid I'm going to have to record this into the notebook. (gets out his notebook and begins writing in it).
Navi: I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!
Link: You shouldn't lie Navi. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to put down that you like to lie too.
Navi: How many things do you have in there?
Link: Several. In chapter 1 I got ran over by a rolling rock that you didn't warn me about. In chapter 2, you forced me to climb a ladder even though it was decaying. I ended up hurting myself after the ladder broke.
Navi: (sighs) Are you done yet?
Link: NO! Also in chapter 2, you made me jump off the ledge onto that giant spider web. I landed in the water and got the breath knocked out of me PLUS I almost drowned.
Navi: (begins to fly off)
Link: HEY! Where are you going?
Navi: Into the cave idiot.
(The main room in the cavern is has several platforms and floors. Right in the middle, is an "island." On the "island" is a beamos [a robot]).
Link: Lets go over to that platform in the middle of the room.
Navi: Be careful Link. There's a beamos on that platform.
Link: What's a beamos?
Navi: It's a metal thing that shoots laser beams at you.
Link: That's funny Navi.
Navi: (puzzled) What do you mean?
Link: EVERYBODY knows that laser beams haven't been invented yet.
Navi: Fine Link. Don't believe me.
Link: I won't! (gets hit in the ass by a laser beam) OUCH!
Navi: (smug) I told you so.
Link: Lets not speak of this ever again. (jumps onto a platform and jumps onto the first floor).
Navi: There's a door there.
Link: Common sense will tell you that Navi.
Navi: I have more common sense then you do laser boy.
Link: (glares at Navi and enters a door nearby).
(A while later, Navi and Link make it to the room that has the large steps. The one where you blow up all those bombs to create the steps).
Link: Ohhhh! Look at all those bomb flowers. Can I blow them all up Navi?
Navi: Knock yourself out kid.
Link: YAY! (grabs a bomb flower and throws it next to another).
Navi: Stand back Linky boy. I think this is going to be quite some show.
(The bomb flower explodes and causes a chain reaction. In other words, causing all of the bomb flowers to explode. Afterwards, the steps column in the middle of the room turns into large steps).
Navi: Wow! That was pretty cool.
Link: (begins to climb the stairs). Why do they have to be so darn big? (grunts).
(A few minutes later, Link and Navi arrive in the room with the blades that slide across the floor).
Navi: Be careful Link. You never know what's on the other side of the corner.
Link: (dodges the blades and makes it to the other side). I guess I better climb that ladder.
Navi: There's a problem. You need to blowup that wall that's on top.
Link: No problem. (climbs the ladder). There's a bomb flower at that other ledge. Next to that treasure chest.
Navi: Jump over there then.
(After jumping and falling many times, Link finally makes it to the other ledge).
Link: Lets see what is inside this chest. (opens it) MONEY!! (pockets it). I'M RICH RICH!!
Navi: Yea. Nice. Now blow up that fake wall on the other side.
Link: Alright Navi. (grabs the bomb flower and throws it to the other ledge. It falls off).
Navi: Hmm. It fell off. Try again.
Link: Alright. (throws the BF again. It falls off). Grr.
Navi: Third times a charm.
Link: Of course. (tries again. It stays on) GOODIE (The BF is about to explode. It falls off again).
Navi: (blinks) Wow.
Link: (eye twitches)
(For the next couple of hours all we hear are the sounds of swearing and bombs exploding. It isn't a pretty site).
Navi: Okay Link. Lets try this one more time. If it doesn't work then we will find another way.
Link: (throws the bomb again and this time it doesn't fall) GOOD! TAKE THAT YOU DAMN WALL!! (jumps to the other side and walks through the door).
Navi: Yea Link. You show that wall who is boss.
Link: Of course I did!
(A few minutes later they are in the room where there is a giant treasure chest).
Link: That treasure chest on the other side of the room looks pretty big. It must be pretty important.
Navi: Lets see what it is.
Link: (opens the chest) They're bombs!! Ones that I can actually carry around without them going off on me!
Navi: That's great Link. But I think that we should continue on and look for Dodongo.
(A few minutes later, they find themselves back in the mainroom. They see a scripture on a large stone in front of them).
Link: What does that scripture say?
Navi: Something about that dead dodongo seeing red and a new way will open.
Link: That doesn't make sense. It's dead. It can't see.
Navi: Well lets get going. We can jump on that platform right in front of us and hitch a ride up.
Link: How come that platform is going much higher then it was when we came in?
Navi: Remember when you trip over that switch?
Link: Oh yea. (jumps onto the platform and falls off). AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Navi: Oh dear. He's going to have a burned bottom after he lands in that magma.
Link: (lands) uh oh.I'm sitting on magma. OUCH!! (flies back up into the air holding his butt).
Navi: Welcome back.
Link: My poor little pink bum. (sniffles)
Navi: Can you try to get back on the platform without killing yourself?
Link: I'll try. (jumps towards the platform and succeeds!)
Navi: Good. Now lets ride to the top and see what is up there.
Link: (jumps off the platform onto the floor) There's a bridge over there Navi!
Navi: Then walk to the other side of it.
Link: Hey! We're standing over that giant dodongo skull.
Navi: Hmm. Throw a bomb into the eyes of it Link.
Link: Why?
Navi: Remember the scripture we read a few minutes ago?
Link: The one about the dead dodongo?
Navi: Yea! That's the one. I think it means that you should throw a bomb in its eyes.
Link: Won't that hurt the poor thing though?
Navi: It's dead Link.
Link: What if its spirit comes to haunt us.
Navi: (rolls eyes) You get to blow something up.
Link: GREAT!! (throws a bomb into each eye).
(The ground begins to rumble and the mouth of the giant dodongo opens).
Navi: Cool! Lets enter its mouth.
(Together they enter the mouth. They come upon that room where you have to move several blocks. They complete everything they need to do and finally make it to an empty room).
Link: Great. A dead end.
Navi: Maybe not Link. Bomb that pile of dirt in the middle of the room.
Link: (bombs it and an opening shows up).
Navi: Now. Drop through.
Link: Okay. Here we go. (begins to slowly slip down the hole).
Navi: Quicker buddy. The faster you do this, the quicker you can go home and sleep.
Link: (falls down the hole). AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Navi: There we go. (giggles)
Link: Where do we go now?
Navi: Do you hear something? It sounds like something big is walking towards us.
Link: I hear it too. It is most undoubtedly standing behind us.
Navi: Shall we turn around and act surprised?
Link: Might as well. We should give the reader SOME excitement.
(The two slowly turn around and behind them is standing a large FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR! AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!)
Link: Oh. Wow. That's big.
King Dodongo: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Navi: Loud too.
Link: Uh oh. We're screwed.
Navi: hmm. When I was in high school I learned that dodongos dislike bombs.
Link: Really? I think they are rather fun to play with.
Navi: No you idiot. They do not like to eat them. Throw a bomb into his mouth and see what happens.
Link: (throws a bomb into dodongo's mouth as he opens it to spit out fire).
Navi: good aim.
Link: Thank you. (the bomb explodes in the king's mouth).
Navi: HACK HIM WITH YOUR SWORD!!!!
Link: (starts hacking like a crazy man at dodongo) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Dodongo gets annoyed and slowly crawls to his feet. He then curls up into a tight ball and begins rolling around).
Navi: Use your shield to protect yourself link!!
Link: (hides under his shield while dodongo runs him over) Hey I'm still alive.
Navi: Great! He stopped rolling. I suggest you hurry. He's about to
KD: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! (breathes out fire at Link).
Link: Ouchie.
Navi: (winces) You're burnt to a crisp!
Link: I think I'm going to need some medicine afterwards.
Navi: I suggest you hide under your shield again.
Link: Why? (gets ran over my dodongo).
Navi: Oh goddesses Link. He isn't THAT hard to beat.
Link: (jumps up and gives a war cry)
Navi: That's the spirit!
Link: (rushes towards with Dodongo with a bomb) Eat smoke you ass! (throws the bomb into KD's mouth).
Dogongo: Hrmph? (bomb explodes).
Link: (runs up to Dodongo and beats him with the sword).
Navi: (In a cheerleader outfit with pompoms) GO LINK GO!!
Link: (crazy look in his eyes) heehehehehe. Come and get me!
KD: Grrr. (begins to roll towards Link).
Link: (hides under his shield).
KD: (stands back up and begins to storm over to Link).
Link: (throws another bomb into KD's mouth) How many bomb's does it take to bring this guy down???
Navi: He's a big dinosaur. It's going to take a while. (gets out a book).
Link: Ah ha! The bomb just exploded. (hacks away).
KD: GRAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRR!!! (rolls into the magma in the center of the room and dies).
Link: I killed him! I killed him!
Navi: Already?? Wow! That's great.
Link: I'm so proud. (sniffles).
Navi: Lets head on back to Goron city to get the second spiritual stone.
Link: (walks into the warp hole that has opened up nearby) Lets see what happens.
Navi: I juse hope that Daurnia will keep his promise.