Chapter 11: Sleepy time!
[Link and Navi find themselves back at Zora's Fountain where Jabu Jabu is located].
Link: Hopefully Ruto will give us the third stone.
Ruto: (pops up out of nowhere) Hi Link!
Link: Ahhhh! (falls off the rock he is standing on and into the water).
Ruto: You were so cool back there! (gets close to Link). Can I reward you in anyway?
Link: Hmmm. I can use a cookie.
Navi: (smacks Link on the head) The spiritual stone! Remember?
Link: Oh. Yea. I want the spiritual stone.
Ruto: Oh. Of course. My mother told me to only give it to the man I will marry someday. It's like an engagement ring.
Link: Navi?
Navi: Just take the damn thing.
Link: Okay.
Ruto: (hands link the stone) Oh boy. I have a fiance' now!
Link: (gulps) We'd better get going.
(Link rushes out of Zora's domain like a bat out of hell. A minute later him and Navi are both in Hyrule field).
Navi: I never seen you run so fast Link!
Link: (leans against a tree). I can't believe this.
Navi: I can't either. You made a new record! You should join the Hylian track team.
Link: I'm engaged to a FISH!
Navi: There are things much worse then that!
Link: Hopefully this will be the end to our little adventure.
Navi: Lets go see Zelda now.
Link: Okay. We are almost there.
Navi: Hmm. Why is the weather suddenly stormy?
Link: I don't know. It was sunny a minute ago.
Navi: Hey. I see Zelda riding out of the castle! With Impa!
Link: Where? OOF! (Gets ran over by the horse).
Zelda: Dammit! Why couldn't he come sooner? Link! Think fast! (throws an object towards Link).
Link: (gets hit in the head) Ouch! (the object falls into the moat).
Navi: (gulps) Link. Turn around.
Link: (turns around) Hey! It's that evil guy with the green face!
Ganondorf: Drat! I lost them.
Link: (begins to whistle and walk away).
Ganondorf: (sees Link).
Link: Uh oh.
Ganondorf: (sweetly) Hello little boy.
Link: Hello Mr. Evil guy.
Ganondorf: Perhaps you can do me a favor.
Link: What?
Ganondorf: You can tell me what direction the white horse carrying Zelda went.
Link: (stares blankly).
Ganondorf: I'll give you some candy if you tell me.
Link: Ooh. Candy.
Navi: Link. You can't do that! You are supposed to be preventing her from getting captured.
Link: Awww.
Ganondorf: Shutup you little mosquito!
Navi: I'm a fairy pea face.
Link: I can't tell you where Zelda went. I'm supposed to be the hero of this story. So I'm not allowed to be a traitor.
Ganondorf: Hmph. I am not happy about this.
Link: I wouldn't be either.
Ganondorf: You say you're the hero?
Link: (proudly) Of course!
Ganondorf: You and that wooden sword of yours don't look very threatening.
Link: Wooden sword? (draws his sword) It doesn't look wooden to me.
Ganondorf: Grrr. You dare threaten me with your puny sword?
Link: I was just showing it to you.
Ganondorf: (rolls eyes) I'm sure you were. I am impressed by your bravery but I will not tolerate it. (charges up an energy ball in his hand).
Link: Uh oh. This is going to hurt.
Ganondorf: (throws the energy ball at Link).
Link: OUCH! (curls up into a tight ball on the ground).
Ganondorf: That will teach you. (rides away)
Link: (slowly gets up). That didn't feel too good.
Navi: I don't doubt it.
Link: (sighs) What did Zelda throw into the moat?
Navi: You were supposed to catch it.
Link: How could I? It hit my head!
Navi: She DID tell you to think fast. You should've been much quicker.
Link: Whatever. I'm going to see what it is. (dives into the moat).
Navi: (waits).
(A few minutes later, Link is still in the moat).
Navi: Oh sweet Nayru. What is taking him so long?
Link: (bubbles begin to come up to the surface).
Navi: (pales). I hope he isn't drowning.
Link: (comes up gasping for air) I . . . Got. . . it!
Navi: What is it?
Link: (climbs out of the moat) Just a stupid ocarina.
(Suddenly Link felt himself swoon and everything turned to blackness. Then he heard the sound of Zelda's voice).
Zelda: Link? Can you hear me? This is Zelda. A terrible thing has happened. Ganondorf has taken over the castle. Impa and I had to flee to prevent ourselves from getting captured. He is after the ocarina of time. I couldn't wait for you because you were taking forever. Keep this ocarina and use it to open the door of time. (teaches Link the Song of Time). Use this door to open the door of time. I wish you luck even though you are an idiot.
(Everything goes white and Link finds himself back in Hyrule field in front of the castle).
Navi: LINK?! Are you okay?
Link: Huh? (Shakes head) Whoa. That was weird.
Navi: What happened?
Link: (explains everything).
Navi: Hmmm. I guess we'd better get to the Temple of Time.
Link: I wonder why we have to go there. Zelda did not state what we have to do there.
Navi: Lets hope we don't have to face Ganondorf so soon. I don't think you are ready yet.
Link: (looks darkly at Navi) Why not?
Navi: He just kicked your ass a minute ago!
Link: True. Maybe there is something inside the Door of Time to help us out.
Navi: Hey wait a second! I have an idea!
Link: What is it?
Navi: Well. I have a fairy friend that lives by Hyrule castle. She used to defend me from the fairy that we met earlier.
Link: And?
Navi: She can probably help us out. Lets go pay her a visit.
(They both walk off towards Hyrule castle and a few minutes later, they are standing inside a fountain).
Navi: Here we are. Play Zelda's Lullaby to summon her.
Link: (plays Zelda's Lullaby). Well? Where is she?
Navi: I don't know.
A voice: Hold on! Why must you people always come while I'm in the shower.
Navi: Sounds like her alright.
Great Fairy: (comes up from the fountain and stares at Navi) Navi? Is that you?
Navi: Margaret!!
Margaret: Oh Navi! It's so nice to see you again! (hugs Navi)
Navi: You too! I had to pay that wench a visit earlier.
Margaret: Oh! You poor thing!
Navi: (sighs) She's still a bitch.
Margaret: Once a bitch always a bitch.
Navi: Yes. Margaret? Can you help us out? I'm on a journey with this little boy here.
Margaret: The one standing behind you wearing that green skirt?
Navi: That's the one.
Link: HEY!
Navi: We may need something to help beat a gerudo who practices dark magic.
Margaret: I can give you just the thing! (holds her hands out and a orange sphere appears over her).
Link: What is it?
Margaret: It's Din's Fire. You can surround yourself with fire and kill off your enemies that surround you.
Link: NEAT!
Navi: That will work!
Margaret: Good. I better get going now. I have to finish my shower. I have a date with that hot fairy from High school.
Navi: (giggles) You mean that guy that the great fairy always wanted.
Margaret: That's the one! Bye now. Nice seeing you!
Navi: You too!
(Margaret disappears and Link and Navi walk out of the cave and head for the Temple of Time).
Navi: Well. I hope Din's Fire will help you out Link.
Link: (staring at it with glazed eyes). Shiny. . .
Navi: Errr. Yea.
(By this time the two of them are standing in front of the temple. They enter it and walk up a few stairs and find themselves standing in front of a scripture with three holes in front of it).
Navi: What does it say?
Link: Something about getting the three spiritual stones and playing the song of time.
Navi: Play the song of time and see what happens.
(Link plays the song of time. The three spiritual stones in his pocket float out and align themselves in front of the scripture. An echo of the Song of Time is heard and the wall in front of them opens).
Link and Navi: ooh.
Navi: (stares into the newly opened room) Link? Is that? . . the master sword? (Flies over to a sword that is stuck in a pedestal).
Link: I don't know Navi. Is it?
Navi: Wow. I heard that only the Hero of Time can pull it out of the pedestal and . . . LINK!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Link: (standing in front of Navi with the master sword in his hand). I think I broke it!
Navi: It can't be! Link? The Hero of Time? Impossible!
(Everything becomes white around them and they hear a voice near them. Mocking them).
Ganondorf: Well well well now. What do we have here? The boy opened the door to the sacred realm for me. I knew you were up to something. I thank you! I can now obtain the triforce! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (cough cough) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Everything goes dark).
[Link and Navi find themselves back at Zora's Fountain where Jabu Jabu is located].
Link: Hopefully Ruto will give us the third stone.
Ruto: (pops up out of nowhere) Hi Link!
Link: Ahhhh! (falls off the rock he is standing on and into the water).
Ruto: You were so cool back there! (gets close to Link). Can I reward you in anyway?
Link: Hmmm. I can use a cookie.
Navi: (smacks Link on the head) The spiritual stone! Remember?
Link: Oh. Yea. I want the spiritual stone.
Ruto: Oh. Of course. My mother told me to only give it to the man I will marry someday. It's like an engagement ring.
Link: Navi?
Navi: Just take the damn thing.
Link: Okay.
Ruto: (hands link the stone) Oh boy. I have a fiance' now!
Link: (gulps) We'd better get going.
(Link rushes out of Zora's domain like a bat out of hell. A minute later him and Navi are both in Hyrule field).
Navi: I never seen you run so fast Link!
Link: (leans against a tree). I can't believe this.
Navi: I can't either. You made a new record! You should join the Hylian track team.
Link: I'm engaged to a FISH!
Navi: There are things much worse then that!
Link: Hopefully this will be the end to our little adventure.
Navi: Lets go see Zelda now.
Link: Okay. We are almost there.
Navi: Hmm. Why is the weather suddenly stormy?
Link: I don't know. It was sunny a minute ago.
Navi: Hey. I see Zelda riding out of the castle! With Impa!
Link: Where? OOF! (Gets ran over by the horse).
Zelda: Dammit! Why couldn't he come sooner? Link! Think fast! (throws an object towards Link).
Link: (gets hit in the head) Ouch! (the object falls into the moat).
Navi: (gulps) Link. Turn around.
Link: (turns around) Hey! It's that evil guy with the green face!
Ganondorf: Drat! I lost them.
Link: (begins to whistle and walk away).
Ganondorf: (sees Link).
Link: Uh oh.
Ganondorf: (sweetly) Hello little boy.
Link: Hello Mr. Evil guy.
Ganondorf: Perhaps you can do me a favor.
Link: What?
Ganondorf: You can tell me what direction the white horse carrying Zelda went.
Link: (stares blankly).
Ganondorf: I'll give you some candy if you tell me.
Link: Ooh. Candy.
Navi: Link. You can't do that! You are supposed to be preventing her from getting captured.
Link: Awww.
Ganondorf: Shutup you little mosquito!
Navi: I'm a fairy pea face.
Link: I can't tell you where Zelda went. I'm supposed to be the hero of this story. So I'm not allowed to be a traitor.
Ganondorf: Hmph. I am not happy about this.
Link: I wouldn't be either.
Ganondorf: You say you're the hero?
Link: (proudly) Of course!
Ganondorf: You and that wooden sword of yours don't look very threatening.
Link: Wooden sword? (draws his sword) It doesn't look wooden to me.
Ganondorf: Grrr. You dare threaten me with your puny sword?
Link: I was just showing it to you.
Ganondorf: (rolls eyes) I'm sure you were. I am impressed by your bravery but I will not tolerate it. (charges up an energy ball in his hand).
Link: Uh oh. This is going to hurt.
Ganondorf: (throws the energy ball at Link).
Link: OUCH! (curls up into a tight ball on the ground).
Ganondorf: That will teach you. (rides away)
Link: (slowly gets up). That didn't feel too good.
Navi: I don't doubt it.
Link: (sighs) What did Zelda throw into the moat?
Navi: You were supposed to catch it.
Link: How could I? It hit my head!
Navi: She DID tell you to think fast. You should've been much quicker.
Link: Whatever. I'm going to see what it is. (dives into the moat).
Navi: (waits).
(A few minutes later, Link is still in the moat).
Navi: Oh sweet Nayru. What is taking him so long?
Link: (bubbles begin to come up to the surface).
Navi: (pales). I hope he isn't drowning.
Link: (comes up gasping for air) I . . . Got. . . it!
Navi: What is it?
Link: (climbs out of the moat) Just a stupid ocarina.
(Suddenly Link felt himself swoon and everything turned to blackness. Then he heard the sound of Zelda's voice).
Zelda: Link? Can you hear me? This is Zelda. A terrible thing has happened. Ganondorf has taken over the castle. Impa and I had to flee to prevent ourselves from getting captured. He is after the ocarina of time. I couldn't wait for you because you were taking forever. Keep this ocarina and use it to open the door of time. (teaches Link the Song of Time). Use this door to open the door of time. I wish you luck even though you are an idiot.
(Everything goes white and Link finds himself back in Hyrule field in front of the castle).
Navi: LINK?! Are you okay?
Link: Huh? (Shakes head) Whoa. That was weird.
Navi: What happened?
Link: (explains everything).
Navi: Hmmm. I guess we'd better get to the Temple of Time.
Link: I wonder why we have to go there. Zelda did not state what we have to do there.
Navi: Lets hope we don't have to face Ganondorf so soon. I don't think you are ready yet.
Link: (looks darkly at Navi) Why not?
Navi: He just kicked your ass a minute ago!
Link: True. Maybe there is something inside the Door of Time to help us out.
Navi: Hey wait a second! I have an idea!
Link: What is it?
Navi: Well. I have a fairy friend that lives by Hyrule castle. She used to defend me from the fairy that we met earlier.
Link: And?
Navi: She can probably help us out. Lets go pay her a visit.
(They both walk off towards Hyrule castle and a few minutes later, they are standing inside a fountain).
Navi: Here we are. Play Zelda's Lullaby to summon her.
Link: (plays Zelda's Lullaby). Well? Where is she?
Navi: I don't know.
A voice: Hold on! Why must you people always come while I'm in the shower.
Navi: Sounds like her alright.
Great Fairy: (comes up from the fountain and stares at Navi) Navi? Is that you?
Navi: Margaret!!
Margaret: Oh Navi! It's so nice to see you again! (hugs Navi)
Navi: You too! I had to pay that wench a visit earlier.
Margaret: Oh! You poor thing!
Navi: (sighs) She's still a bitch.
Margaret: Once a bitch always a bitch.
Navi: Yes. Margaret? Can you help us out? I'm on a journey with this little boy here.
Margaret: The one standing behind you wearing that green skirt?
Navi: That's the one.
Link: HEY!
Navi: We may need something to help beat a gerudo who practices dark magic.
Margaret: I can give you just the thing! (holds her hands out and a orange sphere appears over her).
Link: What is it?
Margaret: It's Din's Fire. You can surround yourself with fire and kill off your enemies that surround you.
Link: NEAT!
Navi: That will work!
Margaret: Good. I better get going now. I have to finish my shower. I have a date with that hot fairy from High school.
Navi: (giggles) You mean that guy that the great fairy always wanted.
Margaret: That's the one! Bye now. Nice seeing you!
Navi: You too!
(Margaret disappears and Link and Navi walk out of the cave and head for the Temple of Time).
Navi: Well. I hope Din's Fire will help you out Link.
Link: (staring at it with glazed eyes). Shiny. . .
Navi: Errr. Yea.
(By this time the two of them are standing in front of the temple. They enter it and walk up a few stairs and find themselves standing in front of a scripture with three holes in front of it).
Navi: What does it say?
Link: Something about getting the three spiritual stones and playing the song of time.
Navi: Play the song of time and see what happens.
(Link plays the song of time. The three spiritual stones in his pocket float out and align themselves in front of the scripture. An echo of the Song of Time is heard and the wall in front of them opens).
Link and Navi: ooh.
Navi: (stares into the newly opened room) Link? Is that? . . the master sword? (Flies over to a sword that is stuck in a pedestal).
Link: I don't know Navi. Is it?
Navi: Wow. I heard that only the Hero of Time can pull it out of the pedestal and . . . LINK!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Link: (standing in front of Navi with the master sword in his hand). I think I broke it!
Navi: It can't be! Link? The Hero of Time? Impossible!
(Everything becomes white around them and they hear a voice near them. Mocking them).
Ganondorf: Well well well now. What do we have here? The boy opened the door to the sacred realm for me. I knew you were up to something. I thank you! I can now obtain the triforce! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (cough cough) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Everything goes dark).