Hey, c'est moi! Well, this is a random story, written mainly by my mate Fluffy Toes. Yay.

Disclaimer: We own none of these people. At all. Shame, really..........

The Fellowship are in a huge hall in Moria. Darkness surrounds them, and the huge, emptiness of the place is oppressing all of them. All of them, apart from the hobbits, that is................. 'I like cheese,' said Frodo. 'Really?' said Merry. 'Yeah!' 'WOW! I love cheese too!' yells Merry. 'Which cheese do you like best?' asks a very excited Pippin. 'Will you please just SHUT UP!' yells Aragorn suddenly, 'We are in the middle of Moria, and trying to go unnoticed, and all you stuuuuuuuupid hobbits can talk about is goddamn CHEESE!' 'Like, oh my gosh, Aragorn,' says Legolas while brushing his hair, 'You totally just, like, woke up, like, the whole of Moria.' Drums and hideous yelling are heard coming towards them through the darkness. 'Ooopssss.' Aragorn grins sheepishly. 'Shut up, you lot!' Gandalf stands up thoughtfully, 'I'm trying to think!' 'I'm hungry,' moans Merry loudly. 'Ha ha ha!' laughs Frodo suddenly. 'What,' says Merry curiously. 'Gandalf can't think!' 'Only cos of you stupid hobbits!' yells Gandalf. The hideous screeches get louder. 'Ooopssss,' Gandalf grins sheepishly. Sam and Pippin start to cry. 'What's the matter, little hobbits?' says Boromir kindly. 'We don't want to fight!' cries Sam. 'We're scared!' cries Pippin. 'Okay,' says Gandalf, 'I've thought now. We are going to....... RUN!' The Fellowship run blindly down the hall.

Well, you don't have to love it if you don't want to, but review it anyway. Tell me what's good, what's crap, and give me ideas as what you want to happen in later chapters. Ciao 4 now!