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Fake Sir Richard
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Zidane sat on a chair as he waited for Doctor Tot and Sir Richard to arrive. He just can't understand why he needs to learn how to dance. "If the Boss and the others will know this, I'm sure to become the #1 laughing stock of Gaia," he told himself. "He's late, that's strange, he always comes on time," said Zidane as he looked around the room. Suddenly the door opened and a man entered the room. This was the first time Zidane ever saw him. "Who are you?" asked Zidane.
"I am Sir Richard, your dance instructor, " said Sir Richard.
"Oh, but where's Doctor Tot? Isn't he supposed to be with you?" Zidane asked. For
"Well yeah, but he went back because he left something," said Sir Richard. "So, shall we begin?"
Zidane wasn't listening to Sir Richard. He was staring at Sir Richard and observing him at the same time. For some reason, he felt uneasy. He felt that something's wrong and something bad is about to happen. He decided that he'd just play along until he knew what was happening.
"Zidane! Zidane!" said Sir Richard.
Zidane looked at Sir Richard and said, "What?"
"Are you listening to me? I asked you if we could begin now."
Zidane nodded. "Good, now let's start by doing a simple waltz. Show me what you can do and I'll tell you if you're doing it wrong, " said Sir Richard.
"But how can I dance without a partner?" asked Zidane.
"Of course, how silly of me. Just pretend that you're dancing with someone," said Sir Richard.
"You're telling me that I should touch the air and pretend that someone is dancing with me?" asked Zidane.
"That's right," said Sir Richard.
"This is stupid," said Zidane in a very low voice so that only he could hear. "How am I supposed to dance properly by myself?" Whenever Zidane turned around, he would check on Sir Richard and try to see what he was doing. He noticed that Sir Richard's right hand was always in his pocket. "What's in there? What is he trying to hide?" Zidane asked himself. After a few more steps, Zidane saw Sir Richard's shadow and saw something like a dagger. After turning again, he saw the same thing glitter. Zidane started to dance something else. He would frequently step on Sir Richard's foot and purposely bump him.
"No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong," said Sir Richard as he started to walk towards Zidane. He held Zidane's arm and tried to stab Zidane. Luckily, Zidane was able to evade it and punched him at the stomach. The dagger in Sir Richard's hands flew to the other side of the room. Zidane kicked him and tied him up with a rope that was on the corner of the room.
"Lucky they didn't throw the rope which I always use when I try to escape," said Zidane.
"How? Everything was done perfectly according to my plan," said Sir Richard.
"You're plan was perfect alright, but you had a slight mistake which ruined your plan. I remembered that Sir Richard was the one who taught Dagger how to dance. Doctor Tot told me about it yesterday. There's just no way that you could be the one since you looked so young. That's why I decided to play along and when I saw you hiding that dagger, I knew that you were planning something," explained Zidane.
"So you waited until I make my move then you attacked me," said the fake Sir Richard.
"That's right," said Zidane. "Now I want you to answer my question."
"What?" asked the fake Sir Richard.
"I want to know where Doctor Tot and Sir Richard are and why you wanted to kill me," said Zidane.
"They're asleep at the room where there's a moogle. I put some sleeping weed in their tea and left them there. As for the other one, I don't think that a man who is a thief will make a good ruler," he said.
"So you think that I'm not good enough to become a king," said Zidane.
The fake Sir Richard nodded. Zidane sighed and said, "Everyone thinks so too you know. That's the reason why Doctor Tot was asked to teach me. Tell me, are there still people out there who you know are plotting against me?" asked Zidane.
"No, I'm always alone by myself," said the fake Sir Richard.
"Alright, I believe you," said Zidane. He picked up the dagger and went out and asked two guards to follow him. When they were in the room again, Zidane asked the two guards to take him away. Then Zidane went to the room and woke Doctor Tot and Sir Richard up. They asked Zidane what happened and Zidane told them the whole story. Both gentlemen cancelled that day's class and went home. That night, Zidane was talking to himself again. "I hope that this will be the last time that this happens again," he said.
Author's Note: Alright, I'll let Eiko be the villain but I promise to give Mikoto a large role in my fanfic. How about it? Another question: Who do you want to be out of my fanfic and be replaced by another character? I'm planning to replace Amarant with Blank. Only the 7 characters left are in the choices. Thanks also to those who gave me their opinions.