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Fan Fic Is back!

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- Scene in Castle, Gryffindor Tower, an Unknown Actour Appears from out the window -

Hermione, being the only one around as Ron and Harry were back, gasped.

"Oh wow!," Hermione freaked, and squealed like one of those girls that freaks out when they see the hottest dude alive.

Harry and Ron gaped. What was this person?

"DUDE! You mean 'who' was the person!,"Said Ron to the authour.

"Someday Ron, we will take over the world of fanfics and control them ourselves...," Harry Cackled, then coughed since he was no good at it and admitted Voldemort was best.

Albus Dumbledore ran his hands through his -er- beard thingy, "Looks like we've got ourselves Justin Timberlake...," He said in that old tone of his.


Harry grabbed a torch and lit it," Lets light fire!"

Ron strangled Harry and tied him up with the shoelaces of Hermiones shoes that were not on her feet but on the floor as she ran around in her socks.

Grunting and moving, Justin Timberlake opened his eyes, blinked five times and stood up," Yo, where am I?," He blinked at everyone looking at him, "What are you little people looking at?," he directed to Harry and Ron, as he enjoyed watching Hermione prancing around him.

"We tried to bur--," Harry was then gagged by Ron who stuffed a smelly sock into his mouth, making Harry faint.

"What my fainted friend tried to say was-," Ron was then cut off by Dumbledore.

"My my, you are a muggle who has goten lost in the Wizarding World. The Ministry of Magic will not like this...," Dumbledore headed for the Portrait Hole, "Follow me Mr Timberlake as I take you to your way to leave..."

Justin did not move, he stood there watching Hermione continuously, Ron growled and pulled Hermione by the hair, tied her up and gagged her with a different smelly sock making her faint too. Hearing screaming, Ron looked to the window to see Gilderoy Lockhart flying in, Ron's eyes went wide open and before he could get away Gilderoy smashed Ron as he landed.

Twitching under Gilderoy, Ron Pushed Lockhart off him and growled.

"Dear me... So Sorry... Didn't see you Mr. Red head boy," Gilderoy said apologetically.

Justin Timberlake, with no attention at all, was taken by a warlock and vanished in a bowl.

"Well, there went Justin Timberlake..,"Dumbldore said, "Now, you all best be changing, we have Michael Jackson here... I feel so sorry that the octopus didn't think of him as handsome," Dumbledore whistled as he merrily skipped out being followed by Snape and McGonagall.

-authour plays the Macarena Song-

In the Great Hall, Harry threw a corn piece at the authour and the readers reading the fanfic," WHY MUST YOU ---"

Before Harry could finish speaking, the news came on the Big Screen Tele that stood proudly near the staff table, "Breaking news," Said reporter Hya Chang, "Today, Dr Dre was found in a water fountain, drinking himself silly for some reason, while Mr Croc Dundle found Justin Timberlake working with an Italian mafia. Apparently when the bobbies found him, he had no clue who he was."

Harry snorted into his pudding. Ron lit a lighter only to light Seamus Finnigan's cloths who went crazy and bumped into Lavender Brown who fell down tripping Parvati Patil who grabbed a hold of Dean Thomas, Who then bumped into a wall that made him bounce and fly smack into Draco Malfoy's face.

Everyone laughed , even Malfoy. Only to be screaming in shock as Hillary Duff came in. All the boys drooled and fought to go over to her. Yet, they were beaten by Oliver Wood, who was standing by her. Every boy lit a lighter and chased the poor boy out.

Harry and Draco lifted Hilary Duff up and shouted "HEADMISTRESS... HEADMISTRESS!" With the rest of the boys. Albus Dumbledore screamed like a girl and flew out the window, and then, it was official! Hilary Duff ruled the school of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which she renamed Hogwarts Scottish Castle of Ruling.

"HEY! AUTHOUR DUDE! What about Lockhart? We never got around him!," Malfoy whined.

-authour gets poked at by crows of doom-

BAck to Lockhart...

In the Gryffindor Common Room, Lockhart rocked back and fourth," Well, just me and you sock...."

Apparently this sock was Harry's son...

"AHHHH! DADDY! HELP MEE HELP MEE AND CRAZY MEEN!," Shouted the sock.

Lockhart started to shake it madly, "FReAKING SOCK SHUT IT!"


The sock screamed like a girl, or like NEd Flanders on the Simpson show.

Later, Harry and Ron appeared in men in black cloths.

"Yo yo, were Agents H and R so back away from the sock ... crazy man...," Agent H, Harry Potter, said.

Gilderoy screamed and threw himself out the window, only be eaten by a dragon that flew by with Charlie Weasley for no reason.

"Wow Agent R, your bro just came by," Harry said.

Ron answered, "Yeah... Stop 'n go! Should'a taken us with him yo!"

"Bling Bling... Fo Shizzle mah Nizzle," Came a voice from in back.

"RON! Its Snoop Doggy Dogg!," Harry gasped. Ron almost wet his pants.

"Yo, whad up my little homies? Can yah tell a brutha how to get back to LA yo?," Snoop Asked.

"Er... Go out, way out, follow the dirt trail north, get to train station, Big steam engine will come and take you to London train station, from there you on your own," Ron answered.

"Thanks homies," He gave them Snoop Dogg Style Sunglasses, "Peace out yo!," And with that he flew out the window. Wow... Snoop flying... *blink* Wasnt talkin about that... lets continue...

Heading for bed, Harry fell off the stairs, hit Seamus who got locked into a kiss with him.

Ron gaped, Hermione went nuts and hit a chair and slept there.

"SEAMUS!," Harry pushed away from him and ran up to his dorm with Ron following and heading to bed.

Seamus blinked, "What I do?"

Seamus went to sleep with Hermione on the chair and slept there.

In the boys Dorm...

"Harry... that was NASTY fool...," Ron said.

Harry spit out his fifth time of mouth wash the authour let him use, "I know that... not nasty dude, since when are you so feminine? Its totally wrong..."

Ron fell asleep after talking on and on about carrots, Harry and his sock chincho fell asleep soundlessly together. But what about Seamus and Hermione in the common room? They are sleeping together!! Oh well... Harry's fault...