I was on break, so I apologise for not updating. Either way, I'm back now so enjoy the -em- fourth chapter of :
Harry Potter and the Oddest World

Midnight, and Harry was rolling around in bed like a lunatic. Clearly he was not insane as proven in his fifth year, but still, it was normal to move around insanely on one's bed. Curling up in a ball under his blanket, he cried and screamed out :


"HELP MEEEEEEE!"


With that, Ron, Neville and Dean crowded around his bed and watched him. Ron, being the red headed boy he was, shook Harry and lifted him up.


"HEY! Four eyes, wake up!"


Harry woke up, and blinked at the boy's around his bed.


"Well, he's alive...," Neville replied, looking big and brave with his GI Joe Figurine.


Harry arched a brow at Neville, "Dude... back away from the bed..."


"What?... It's my GI Joe Figure isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!," Neville roared, spitting added as he stomped out of the common room.


Wiping the spit away with his pajama shirt, Ron shook his head at Neville leaving and now that left him, Dean and Harry. What a blast. Three boy's in a common room by the same bed together alone with no one else around. The horror!


Enter Gilderoy Lockhart


Cursing, Ron ducked under his bed while Dean threw himself into his open trunk before his bed. All but Harry, who couldn't even find his own glasses. Enter cursing Here from Harry's mouth. Bad Harry. Needs a bar of soap in his mouth he does...


"Hello little boy..." Lockhart said to Harry.


Harry blinked once, "Er... Hello... Lockhart."


WTF!


The scene grew darker as Lockhart began to have these glowing eyes that made Harry dizzy.


"HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!"


".. I ISN'T NOBODY'S ... Boyfriend!," Harry replied, in a girly like voice.


"Oh.. .Right..."


"Seamus? That you man?," came a voice from the trunk. Obviously Dean's voice.


"Si... Sept I'm here... facin' a weird lookin' Lockhart," Seamus said staring at Lockhart. Eyeing him. Both had their wand's out in their hands so you could think they were ready to perform spell's on each other.


Wait a minute... Lockhart don't have a one. Erase that! Ahem... Rewrite ~ Seamus had his wand out in his hand ready to perform a spell any second now. What was his problem? Someone wake him up? Harry said in his head to himself 'Bloody Longbottom...'


.... Silence in the boy's dorm.


Ron peeked from under the bed. Suddenly, the whole scene to how the beginning of South Park look's. Ron was Kyle. Harry as Stan. Seamus as Kenny. And Dean as Cartman. As for Lockhart, he was the Chef. Who just passes by.


~ mwahahaha. IF You haven't watched South Park yet, I suggest if you are over 14 ask your parents for permission. I know I watched some episodes when I was younger... ~


~ Enter South Park Theme. With a few... Adjustments ~


Les: I'm goin' down to Hogwarts. Gonna have myself a time.
Kyle (Ron) & Stan (Harry): Scary faces here and there. Humble folks acting F*ing rich.
Les: Goin' down to Hogwarts. Gonna leave the muggles behind.
Cartman (Dean): Crazy Creatures Everywhere. Wizards spouting Stupid Bloody Spells!
Stan (Harry): Heading on up to Hogwarts. Gonna see if I can curse you!
Kenny (muffled) (Seamus): I'm a nice hot Irish guy. So come kiss me since I'm an Irish!
Les: So come on down to Hogwarts, and meet the rest of my kind.


~ heh. Sorry if it isn't the best. x_X Blame the St Patrick's day comin up! I'm heading to Ireland! Irish Pride! ... and my other pride! ~


Back to the normal scene, Ron stood in shock standing up on his bed, "That felt so bloody awesome!!"


Seamus still hums the song in the background, liking his part.


All eyes on Seamus.


Harry was the first to speak, "BEFORE this scene goes any further, the authour put you to sleep with Hermione. You ... Didn't do anything did you?"


Seamus arched a brow, "Sod off. I did nothin you bum. The authour did that to piss you off. And it worked!"


"Er... No. I foiled the authour's plan's just like I do Voldemort's." enter Harry's bad cackling - again.


And now that smelly, awful scented sock back into Harry's mouth from Ron's hand, causing Harry to faint.


... Seven Hour's later ...


Harry found himself in a hallway that was crowded with people in their robes and looking at him with a humoured face. Looking down at himself, Harry noticed he had short's on with Rubber duckies and a rubber ducky t-shirt. It was his pajamas. Scratching his head, he ran back to the common room passing some girl's along the way who snorted in laughter. Kinda sounding like pig's if you want to know.


"One of these day's... AUTHOUR! Come here!!," Harry yelled.


Since the authour cant come in person, he made a character named Ebenezer Kiernan, which he shall play on the HP board's soon, and sends him in.


"I been waiting for you - you freakin authour dude!"


Ebenezer blinked. Blink blink. Silence. Send in Ebenezer's friend - Russell the Insane - kidding, Russell Orrick. And that left Harry blinking repeatedly in a fast motion.


"There's TWO of you?!," Harry yelled out in question.


"Er... No...," Ebenezer replied.


Russell blinked, "Just two friends. Here to help you with any questions you need answers to."


Harry blinked, "Oh, okay. Make a better fanfic and stop making me funny! x) It drives me insane!"


Ebenezer smirked, "The irony, my man. Leave it be. We need the humour here."


Harry screamed like a little girl, and with a dress on he stormed out of the common room, with an actual storm floating above him.


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And that's all for the day. I don't got all day. School's in the way. ^_^