Hojo awoke with a start to see Inuyasha in his face, growling
fiercely. He gasped, but being the manly man he is, he stifled the scream
that tried to get out. He got up, and ran away from him. Inuyasha was still
angry, though, and ran after him. Of course, Inuyasha, is a lot faster then
Hojo, but luckily, he ran smack into a tree, and Hojo managed to get away.
He kept running away, and stumbled across a hot spring. He peeked behind the rocks, to see a naked lady. He (of course, being a guy) stopped to stare at her, and saw the spider burn mark on her back. He gasped, and she turned and saw him. Her red-rimmed eyes burned into his. He gasped again, and she grinned. She moved to turn around, but this being public broadcasting, we can't see anything. His jaw dropped, because I can only imagine how beautiful Kagura is, but before he could say anything, he heard a 'drip drip drip' sound. He turned to look what it was, and there stood Miroku staring at the still naked Kagura. The 'drip drip drip' sound was his drool by the way. Suddenly, Sango appeared behind Miroku, and the air around her was all scary and black and dangerous looking. Hojo emitted a teeny 'EEP' sound. Not enough, however to awaken our beloved pervert monk.
"Mi-ro-kuuuu!!!"
She took out her Hiraikotsu and was about to whack him on the head, but he ducked, and appeared behind HER, and groped her bottom.
"Don't worry, Sango. You'll always be the one for me! ^_^"
"HENTAI!!" WHACK
"If you don't want me to love you, then why won't you let me look at other women?"
"Its not so much the other women part, so much as its HER!"
At this, we find that Kagura is fully dressed, and is flying away on her feather. Hojo is watching after her, entranced by her beauty. Meanwhile, Miroku and Sango are still arguing.
At this point, the sun has risen, and a Big Pink Bubble Shippo is dragging Inuyasha to the scene. The bubble pops, and Shippo stands on Inuyasha's head.
"What's goin' on?"
Miroku and Sango move to cover the view, and start sputtering.
"Nothing! Just, uh, looking for Hojo!"
"Oh, well, stupid-head over here, scared him off!"
He indicates Inuyasha's clearly indisposed head. That tree REALLY did a number on him. (Poor Inuyaska)
Just then, a huge bird pops up. In fact, calling it a bird is NOT doing it justice. In fact, it's more like a giant dwarf in a tuxedo. If you think the demon bunnies freaked Hojo out, then you've got another thing coming. He jumped over the rocks separating them and the rock pool. He then dived into the pool, and ran across to the other side. He ran off in the direction that Kagura flew.
The gang watched after him, shrugged, and got out their weapons to defeat this new monstrosity. Inuyasha then wakes up, and screams.
"What the hell is that thing???"
He then faints. Yes. He faints. I don't know WHAT Kagome sees in that coward. The others shrug, again, and run after the giant penguin.
Hojo stumbles into a clearing, to see Kagura standing facing into the woods. He stops to stare after her; she is smiling, and talking, but about WHAT?
We pan to see Sesshoumaru (Sesshy!!!) standing in front of Jaken who is giving Rin the evil eye, who in turn is giving it to Kagura.
"Sesshy, Oh, my Dear Sesshy. When will you come and ravish me in my own private cave? I promise, I can time it so that Daddy Naraku doesn't find us?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, what was your name? I don't like you! Go away!"
Just then, Kagura spots 'The Boy From Before'.
"It's the boy from before!!"
She pulls out her feather, and flies away to a low hanging branch. Hojo storms on the scene, suddenly incredibly angry and jealous.
"Who are you?? And what are you doing talking to my future wife??"
(Because we all know how thick a head this poor boy's got.)
Sesshoumaru looks down his nose at him, and sneers.
"A HUMAN!"
Hojo THEN picks up a branch and whacks him on the knee with it.
"Oww!! My knee! My knee!"
He glares at Hojo, and he starts to use his Poison Flower Claw, but Hojo whacks him a good one, upside the head. He flies backwards, unconscious. Jaken starts jumping from one foot to the other, very angry, squawking on about something, but he IS rather difficult to understand, and in his indignance accidentally set his dear master on fire. Well. There goes Sesshy, and his evil ways. Jaken freaked out, and committed Hara Kiri right there, but seeing as how he didn't have a knife handy, he whacked himself on the head with his staff. Of course, that didn't get him anywhere far, so Rin took over for him, and whacked him VERY hard, because of what he did to her poor Sesshy, and then set her eyes on Hojo. Just then Kagura flies up, and hits Rin with her Wind Blades. She croaks out a VERY long and gurgly moan, and STILL managed to stay cute. Then, she fell down in a heap onto her crispy Sesshy.
Hojo turned to look at Kagura, and gulped. He didn't know she was capable of THAT.
"What is your name, boy?"
He kept running away, and stumbled across a hot spring. He peeked behind the rocks, to see a naked lady. He (of course, being a guy) stopped to stare at her, and saw the spider burn mark on her back. He gasped, and she turned and saw him. Her red-rimmed eyes burned into his. He gasped again, and she grinned. She moved to turn around, but this being public broadcasting, we can't see anything. His jaw dropped, because I can only imagine how beautiful Kagura is, but before he could say anything, he heard a 'drip drip drip' sound. He turned to look what it was, and there stood Miroku staring at the still naked Kagura. The 'drip drip drip' sound was his drool by the way. Suddenly, Sango appeared behind Miroku, and the air around her was all scary and black and dangerous looking. Hojo emitted a teeny 'EEP' sound. Not enough, however to awaken our beloved pervert monk.
"Mi-ro-kuuuu!!!"
She took out her Hiraikotsu and was about to whack him on the head, but he ducked, and appeared behind HER, and groped her bottom.
"Don't worry, Sango. You'll always be the one for me! ^_^"
"HENTAI!!" WHACK
"If you don't want me to love you, then why won't you let me look at other women?"
"Its not so much the other women part, so much as its HER!"
At this, we find that Kagura is fully dressed, and is flying away on her feather. Hojo is watching after her, entranced by her beauty. Meanwhile, Miroku and Sango are still arguing.
At this point, the sun has risen, and a Big Pink Bubble Shippo is dragging Inuyasha to the scene. The bubble pops, and Shippo stands on Inuyasha's head.
"What's goin' on?"
Miroku and Sango move to cover the view, and start sputtering.
"Nothing! Just, uh, looking for Hojo!"
"Oh, well, stupid-head over here, scared him off!"
He indicates Inuyasha's clearly indisposed head. That tree REALLY did a number on him. (Poor Inuyaska)
Just then, a huge bird pops up. In fact, calling it a bird is NOT doing it justice. In fact, it's more like a giant dwarf in a tuxedo. If you think the demon bunnies freaked Hojo out, then you've got another thing coming. He jumped over the rocks separating them and the rock pool. He then dived into the pool, and ran across to the other side. He ran off in the direction that Kagura flew.
The gang watched after him, shrugged, and got out their weapons to defeat this new monstrosity. Inuyasha then wakes up, and screams.
"What the hell is that thing???"
He then faints. Yes. He faints. I don't know WHAT Kagome sees in that coward. The others shrug, again, and run after the giant penguin.
Hojo stumbles into a clearing, to see Kagura standing facing into the woods. He stops to stare after her; she is smiling, and talking, but about WHAT?
We pan to see Sesshoumaru (Sesshy!!!) standing in front of Jaken who is giving Rin the evil eye, who in turn is giving it to Kagura.
"Sesshy, Oh, my Dear Sesshy. When will you come and ravish me in my own private cave? I promise, I can time it so that Daddy Naraku doesn't find us?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, what was your name? I don't like you! Go away!"
Just then, Kagura spots 'The Boy From Before'.
"It's the boy from before!!"
She pulls out her feather, and flies away to a low hanging branch. Hojo storms on the scene, suddenly incredibly angry and jealous.
"Who are you?? And what are you doing talking to my future wife??"
(Because we all know how thick a head this poor boy's got.)
Sesshoumaru looks down his nose at him, and sneers.
"A HUMAN!"
Hojo THEN picks up a branch and whacks him on the knee with it.
"Oww!! My knee! My knee!"
He glares at Hojo, and he starts to use his Poison Flower Claw, but Hojo whacks him a good one, upside the head. He flies backwards, unconscious. Jaken starts jumping from one foot to the other, very angry, squawking on about something, but he IS rather difficult to understand, and in his indignance accidentally set his dear master on fire. Well. There goes Sesshy, and his evil ways. Jaken freaked out, and committed Hara Kiri right there, but seeing as how he didn't have a knife handy, he whacked himself on the head with his staff. Of course, that didn't get him anywhere far, so Rin took over for him, and whacked him VERY hard, because of what he did to her poor Sesshy, and then set her eyes on Hojo. Just then Kagura flies up, and hits Rin with her Wind Blades. She croaks out a VERY long and gurgly moan, and STILL managed to stay cute. Then, she fell down in a heap onto her crispy Sesshy.
Hojo turned to look at Kagura, and gulped. He didn't know she was capable of THAT.
"What is your name, boy?"