Harry Potter Gone Wrong!
By MorganShadow
DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter and all other related indicia belong to J.K. Rowling.
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INTRODUCTION: The Insanity Begins!
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Hermione is cheating on Krum with Seamus Finnigan. Krum tries to get jiggly with Ron, and Fleur Delacour comes back to Hogwarts, as promised, and falls in love with Harry. Will this madness never end?!
Professor McGonagall: I have to find the room where I left those chamber pots! I think I'll try this room . . . *hears strange sounds coming from behind the door*
Hermione: Oh Seamus, oh Seamus, you bad boy!
Seamus: Shut up and kiss me, Hermione!
McGonagall: *hears wet, sloppy kissing sounds inside the room* Miss Granger! Mr. Finnigan! I am appalled by your behavior! Ten points each from Gryffindor!
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Shadow: EWWWWWIE! SICKENING!
Morgan: Somebody slap her!
Shadow: *gets slapped* OWNESS!
Morgan: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Shadow: Shut up, you piece of crap!
Morgan: You smell like one!
Shadow and Morgan: *start a catfight*
Mysterious Voice: Long live Altoids!
Mysterious Voice 2: Long live the queen!
Shadow and Morgan: *stop fighting long enough to screech "SHUT UP, YOU IMBECILIC TWITS!" *
MV's: *run off crying while the authors continue to pummel each other*
Shadow and Morgan: Sorry! Back to the story!
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Hermione and Seamus together: NOOOO! Sorry Professor!
McGonagall: Shut up and no making out for the rest of the year!
Hermione: *performs Memory Charm* what was that, Professor? You say you're giving us both one hundred points each and make out privileges?
McGonagall: Yes . . . *drools* that is what I was saying, wasn't it? *ambles out of the room looking for chamber pots, which the thought somehow managed to escape the charm*
Hermione and Seamus *resume making out*
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Morgan and Shadow: How was it? Jinx! Double jinx! Triple jinx! Stop copying me! AAAGGGGHHHHHH!
Morgan: *sigh* Next chapter!
Shadow: Nyukk nyukk honk honk whee!
Morgan: Erm . . . yeah, I am deeply disturbed now.
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PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEEEEZ R/R!
By MorganShadow
DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter and all other related indicia belong to J.K. Rowling.
____________
INTRODUCTION: The Insanity Begins!
____________
Hermione is cheating on Krum with Seamus Finnigan. Krum tries to get jiggly with Ron, and Fleur Delacour comes back to Hogwarts, as promised, and falls in love with Harry. Will this madness never end?!
Professor McGonagall: I have to find the room where I left those chamber pots! I think I'll try this room . . . *hears strange sounds coming from behind the door*
Hermione: Oh Seamus, oh Seamus, you bad boy!
Seamus: Shut up and kiss me, Hermione!
McGonagall: *hears wet, sloppy kissing sounds inside the room* Miss Granger! Mr. Finnigan! I am appalled by your behavior! Ten points each from Gryffindor!
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Shadow: EWWWWWIE! SICKENING!
Morgan: Somebody slap her!
Shadow: *gets slapped* OWNESS!
Morgan: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Shadow: Shut up, you piece of crap!
Morgan: You smell like one!
Shadow and Morgan: *start a catfight*
Mysterious Voice: Long live Altoids!
Mysterious Voice 2: Long live the queen!
Shadow and Morgan: *stop fighting long enough to screech "SHUT UP, YOU IMBECILIC TWITS!" *
MV's: *run off crying while the authors continue to pummel each other*
Shadow and Morgan: Sorry! Back to the story!
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Hermione and Seamus together: NOOOO! Sorry Professor!
McGonagall: Shut up and no making out for the rest of the year!
Hermione: *performs Memory Charm* what was that, Professor? You say you're giving us both one hundred points each and make out privileges?
McGonagall: Yes . . . *drools* that is what I was saying, wasn't it? *ambles out of the room looking for chamber pots, which the thought somehow managed to escape the charm*
Hermione and Seamus *resume making out*
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Morgan and Shadow: How was it? Jinx! Double jinx! Triple jinx! Stop copying me! AAAGGGGHHHHHH!
Morgan: *sigh* Next chapter!
Shadow: Nyukk nyukk honk honk whee!
Morgan: Erm . . . yeah, I am deeply disturbed now.
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PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEEEEZ R/R!