Harry Potter Gone Wrong! Chapter Two
By . . . None Other than MorganShadow! *gong bangs* Duhhhhhh . . .
DISCLAIMER: We own nothing related to Harry Potter. That stuff belongs to Ms. J.K. Rowling over there! *J.K. takes a bow*
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CHAPTER TWO: Krum feels funny on the inside. . .
Krum: Oh Hermy-own! I mean Herm-own-ninny! How could you do this to MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My heart aches for you Herm-own-ninny!
Ron: Shuttup I'm trying to work!
Krum: Sorry Ron.
Ron: Sharing a room with Krum! What was I thinking! Stupid, stupid, stupid! *bangs head against wall*
Krum: *turns head towards Ron* Hey Ron, do you like . . . . boys?
Ron: *blinks* What the . . . *makes fingers into a cross* Stay away! *screams*
Krum: Vhy don't you vrap those strong arms around me? Come here, I vont some of that!
Ron: Oh, bloody HELL! COME OFF IT! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! KRUM'S NOT STRAIGHT ANY MORE! Oh, Hermione, what have you done?
Krum: I know you vont me Ronnie . . . hold me close Meester Veezley!
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Meanwhile, our heroic (and disgustingly sick-minded) authors Morgan and Shadow Fay are locked in a car full of pencils, paper, and sharpeners trying to write this chapter while their mom is shopping at Victoria's.
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Morgan: See, these are the kind of sick ideas that regularly sprout in our minds-especially Shadow's.
Shadow: Most of this nasty dialogue is from me, but Morgan does some *sticks out tongue while eating Altoids*
Morgan: Altoids . . . ALTOIDS! GIVE ME ALTOIDS! ADDITCTION IS OVERWHELMING!
Shadow: *kicks out violently* MY ALTOIDS!
Morgan: PLEASE GIVE ME ONE!
Shadow: *surprisingly, hands one over and has apparently done nothing to it* Here you go.
Morgan: *crazed by addiction* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT? TELL ME NOW!
Shadow: Nothing . . . honestly. You misjudge your dear sister!
Morgan: *glares craftily at Shadow as she gobbles up the Altoid* MORE! JUST ONE, JUST ONE!
Shadow: Nope, that's all you get.
Morgan: *whining pitifully* please?
Shadow: *watches Morgan whine and her eye starts twitching*
Morgan: What?
Shadow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls out of the car window laughing and bangs her head on the concrete for the hundredth time*
Morgan: I am feeling queasy inside. Why?
Shadow, between bursts of insane laughter: THAT WAS THE ALTOID AMANI PISSED ON!
Morgan: Oh well, it's just the dog. THE DOG? WHAT THE HELL?!
Shadow: When she had diarrhea!
Morgan: FOR THE ALTOIDS! *pummels Shadow*
Shadow: YOUR ASS! *dives at Morgan*
MV1: Morgan is a deranged child addicted to Altoids.
MV2: Shadow is an even more deranged child who is also addicted to Altoids, and, more frequently, throttling her sister.
Morgan and Shadow: We thought we got rid of you! SCRAM!
MV's: Run away!
Now back to our well-thought-out (NOT!) story . . .
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Hermione: Seamus dumped me, and now I'm coming back to you, Krummie-babyyy!
Krum: Stay away, Herm-own-ninny! I loved you vonce, but my heart now belongs to another . . .
Hermione: Uhhhhh . . . what?
Krum: I am the Juliet of Durmstrang, and Ronald Veezley is my Romeo!
Ron: NOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, HERMIONE?! I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME!
Hermione (she had been dating him too): *tiptoes out of the room and locks the door* I'll just leave you two loverboys alone, shall I? *walks away, grinning evilly*
Ron: NO YOU SHAN'T! *bangs on door*
Krum: Soundproof, Ronnie, my little goblet of pumpkin juice!
Ron: NOOOO! THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, HERMIONE! *backs into a corner* Stay away from me, Krum!
Krum: *smiles seductively* Come here, my little cabbage!
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Morgan: What will happen to poor Ron? Nah, nah nah nah nahhhhhhhhhh! *sticks out tongue* You won't find out till the fourth chapter!
Shadow: Oh, tell them already!
Morgan: No!
Mysterious Bark: Rufff arfff arfff aroooooo! (Translation: Tune in next time!)
Morgan and Shadow: Shut up you stupid dog! *attacks Amani*
Mysterious Bark, now identified as Amani: Aroooooooowwwwwww! (Translation: What in the name of beef jerky-)
Morgan and Shadow, who are now finished with Amani: *start throttling each other* DIEEEEEEEEEE!
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By . . . None Other than MorganShadow! *gong bangs* Duhhhhhh . . .
DISCLAIMER: We own nothing related to Harry Potter. That stuff belongs to Ms. J.K. Rowling over there! *J.K. takes a bow*
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CHAPTER TWO: Krum feels funny on the inside. . .
Krum: Oh Hermy-own! I mean Herm-own-ninny! How could you do this to MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My heart aches for you Herm-own-ninny!
Ron: Shuttup I'm trying to work!
Krum: Sorry Ron.
Ron: Sharing a room with Krum! What was I thinking! Stupid, stupid, stupid! *bangs head against wall*
Krum: *turns head towards Ron* Hey Ron, do you like . . . . boys?
Ron: *blinks* What the . . . *makes fingers into a cross* Stay away! *screams*
Krum: Vhy don't you vrap those strong arms around me? Come here, I vont some of that!
Ron: Oh, bloody HELL! COME OFF IT! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! KRUM'S NOT STRAIGHT ANY MORE! Oh, Hermione, what have you done?
Krum: I know you vont me Ronnie . . . hold me close Meester Veezley!
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Meanwhile, our heroic (and disgustingly sick-minded) authors Morgan and Shadow Fay are locked in a car full of pencils, paper, and sharpeners trying to write this chapter while their mom is shopping at Victoria's.
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Morgan: See, these are the kind of sick ideas that regularly sprout in our minds-especially Shadow's.
Shadow: Most of this nasty dialogue is from me, but Morgan does some *sticks out tongue while eating Altoids*
Morgan: Altoids . . . ALTOIDS! GIVE ME ALTOIDS! ADDITCTION IS OVERWHELMING!
Shadow: *kicks out violently* MY ALTOIDS!
Morgan: PLEASE GIVE ME ONE!
Shadow: *surprisingly, hands one over and has apparently done nothing to it* Here you go.
Morgan: *crazed by addiction* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT? TELL ME NOW!
Shadow: Nothing . . . honestly. You misjudge your dear sister!
Morgan: *glares craftily at Shadow as she gobbles up the Altoid* MORE! JUST ONE, JUST ONE!
Shadow: Nope, that's all you get.
Morgan: *whining pitifully* please?
Shadow: *watches Morgan whine and her eye starts twitching*
Morgan: What?
Shadow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls out of the car window laughing and bangs her head on the concrete for the hundredth time*
Morgan: I am feeling queasy inside. Why?
Shadow, between bursts of insane laughter: THAT WAS THE ALTOID AMANI PISSED ON!
Morgan: Oh well, it's just the dog. THE DOG? WHAT THE HELL?!
Shadow: When she had diarrhea!
Morgan: FOR THE ALTOIDS! *pummels Shadow*
Shadow: YOUR ASS! *dives at Morgan*
MV1: Morgan is a deranged child addicted to Altoids.
MV2: Shadow is an even more deranged child who is also addicted to Altoids, and, more frequently, throttling her sister.
Morgan and Shadow: We thought we got rid of you! SCRAM!
MV's: Run away!
Now back to our well-thought-out (NOT!) story . . .
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Hermione: Seamus dumped me, and now I'm coming back to you, Krummie-babyyy!
Krum: Stay away, Herm-own-ninny! I loved you vonce, but my heart now belongs to another . . .
Hermione: Uhhhhh . . . what?
Krum: I am the Juliet of Durmstrang, and Ronald Veezley is my Romeo!
Ron: NOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, HERMIONE?! I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME!
Hermione (she had been dating him too): *tiptoes out of the room and locks the door* I'll just leave you two loverboys alone, shall I? *walks away, grinning evilly*
Ron: NO YOU SHAN'T! *bangs on door*
Krum: Soundproof, Ronnie, my little goblet of pumpkin juice!
Ron: NOOOO! THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, HERMIONE! *backs into a corner* Stay away from me, Krum!
Krum: *smiles seductively* Come here, my little cabbage!
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Morgan: What will happen to poor Ron? Nah, nah nah nah nahhhhhhhhhh! *sticks out tongue* You won't find out till the fourth chapter!
Shadow: Oh, tell them already!
Morgan: No!
Mysterious Bark: Rufff arfff arfff aroooooo! (Translation: Tune in next time!)
Morgan and Shadow: Shut up you stupid dog! *attacks Amani*
Mysterious Bark, now identified as Amani: Aroooooooowwwwwww! (Translation: What in the name of beef jerky-)
Morgan and Shadow, who are now finished with Amani: *start throttling each other* DIEEEEEEEEEE!
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