Harry Potter Gone Wrong! Chapter Four
By Who Other Than Your Altoid-Addicted Authors Morgan and Shadow Fay!
DISCLAIMER: Nothing that is or is related to Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling, not us!
CHAPTER FOUR: Hagrid and Ron Must TRY to Knock Some Sense into Krum's Head
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Ron: SOMEBODY HELP ME! HARRY! HERMIONE! HAGRID! ANYBODY! *trembling in fear*
Krum: *seductively* Come here, my little Altoid! *waves two Altoid tins in front of him that he stole from the authors-huh?!*
Krum: *drops gay mode for a few seconds* I gotta get paid somehow, you know.
CUT!
*Shadow and Morgan jump onto the scene*
Shadow and Morgan: Hand them over!
Krum: Never!
Shadow and Morgan: FOR THE ALTOIDS! *scream in fury and attack Krum*
Ron: *watches in relief as Krum's attention is distracted and chews a hole through the door*
Amani: *Holds up a sign that says: Cut! Take Two!*
Krum: Okay, okay, I'll give them back! Here! *hands over the Altoids cans*
Shadow: Addiction is contagious.
Morgan: Mwahahahaha!
Smoothie: Meowrrrrrr! Hissssssssss! (Translation: This was NOT Author's Time or whatever the disgusting dog calls it! Back to the ORIGINAL storyline!)
Shadow and Morgan: *walk off grumbling; Morgan is trying to hold an insane Shadow back from ripping Krum's head off*
ANYWAYS . . .
Ron: *comes back with Hagrid*
Hagrid: Krum! What's goin' on in yer 'ead?! If yeh like boys, tha's okay, but yeh c'n do better 'n Ron!
Ron: I should ruddy well think not!
Shadow: *pokes head through now open door* Ron, you have NO idea how wrong that sounded. It sounded like you wanted him . . . Buh-bye! *disappears using her mystical author-powers*
Ron: *blinks* Uhmmmm . . . right. *waltzes awkwardly out the door*
Hagrid, who is still talking to Krum and oblivious to what is happening: Yeh should fin' a boyfrien' at yer own school.
Krum: *sniffing uncontrollably* Good-bye, Ronnie-baby! My Romeo! I love you, and I am torn apart that our vows must be broken-
Ron: *pokes head back through the door, looking disgusted and horrified* THERE WER'NT ANY TO BEGIN WITH!
Krum: YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEEEEEE!
Ron: I'll say! *disappears*
Shadow: *comes in and knocks Krum out* Morgan! Throw him out the window!
Morgan: No problem. *throws Krum beyond Hogwarts grounds* Apparate already!
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Mom: Sorry for all the trouble with our children.
Dad: We would stop them, but it's their story. And Shadow's not her real name. It's Ev-
Shadow: Shut up! *knocks Dad out* Yo, Morgan! Throw him out the window too!
Morgan: *looks up from the ground, suddenly interested* Really? Okay! *throws him out the window* Apparate already!
Dad: *hits ground and groans* Oiyyyyy . . .
Shadow and Morgan: No you live!
Dad: Yuhpppppp . . . *drools*
Mom: Back to the story!
Shadow: There is none of this chapter left to write!
Mom: Well that's a first.
Shadow: *knocks her out too* Throw her out the window too!
Morgan: No! Mom will kill!
Shadow: *rolls eyes* To protect her children.
Morgan: She will also kill her children.
Shadow: Good point. *points wand at Mom* Ennervate!
*Silence*
Mom: *says drunkenly* Okay, we're done, buh-bye.
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Thanks to all of our great reviewers as of May 30-31, 2003! They are: JJ, tackarama, and Sanari! You're great!
LONG LIVE ALTOIDS!
By Who Other Than Your Altoid-Addicted Authors Morgan and Shadow Fay!
DISCLAIMER: Nothing that is or is related to Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling, not us!
CHAPTER FOUR: Hagrid and Ron Must TRY to Knock Some Sense into Krum's Head
_____________
Ron: SOMEBODY HELP ME! HARRY! HERMIONE! HAGRID! ANYBODY! *trembling in fear*
Krum: *seductively* Come here, my little Altoid! *waves two Altoid tins in front of him that he stole from the authors-huh?!*
Krum: *drops gay mode for a few seconds* I gotta get paid somehow, you know.
CUT!
*Shadow and Morgan jump onto the scene*
Shadow and Morgan: Hand them over!
Krum: Never!
Shadow and Morgan: FOR THE ALTOIDS! *scream in fury and attack Krum*
Ron: *watches in relief as Krum's attention is distracted and chews a hole through the door*
Amani: *Holds up a sign that says: Cut! Take Two!*
Krum: Okay, okay, I'll give them back! Here! *hands over the Altoids cans*
Shadow: Addiction is contagious.
Morgan: Mwahahahaha!
Smoothie: Meowrrrrrr! Hissssssssss! (Translation: This was NOT Author's Time or whatever the disgusting dog calls it! Back to the ORIGINAL storyline!)
Shadow and Morgan: *walk off grumbling; Morgan is trying to hold an insane Shadow back from ripping Krum's head off*
ANYWAYS . . .
Ron: *comes back with Hagrid*
Hagrid: Krum! What's goin' on in yer 'ead?! If yeh like boys, tha's okay, but yeh c'n do better 'n Ron!
Ron: I should ruddy well think not!
Shadow: *pokes head through now open door* Ron, you have NO idea how wrong that sounded. It sounded like you wanted him . . . Buh-bye! *disappears using her mystical author-powers*
Ron: *blinks* Uhmmmm . . . right. *waltzes awkwardly out the door*
Hagrid, who is still talking to Krum and oblivious to what is happening: Yeh should fin' a boyfrien' at yer own school.
Krum: *sniffing uncontrollably* Good-bye, Ronnie-baby! My Romeo! I love you, and I am torn apart that our vows must be broken-
Ron: *pokes head back through the door, looking disgusted and horrified* THERE WER'NT ANY TO BEGIN WITH!
Krum: YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEEEEEE!
Ron: I'll say! *disappears*
Shadow: *comes in and knocks Krum out* Morgan! Throw him out the window!
Morgan: No problem. *throws Krum beyond Hogwarts grounds* Apparate already!
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Mom: Sorry for all the trouble with our children.
Dad: We would stop them, but it's their story. And Shadow's not her real name. It's Ev-
Shadow: Shut up! *knocks Dad out* Yo, Morgan! Throw him out the window too!
Morgan: *looks up from the ground, suddenly interested* Really? Okay! *throws him out the window* Apparate already!
Dad: *hits ground and groans* Oiyyyyy . . .
Shadow and Morgan: No you live!
Dad: Yuhpppppp . . . *drools*
Mom: Back to the story!
Shadow: There is none of this chapter left to write!
Mom: Well that's a first.
Shadow: *knocks her out too* Throw her out the window too!
Morgan: No! Mom will kill!
Shadow: *rolls eyes* To protect her children.
Morgan: She will also kill her children.
Shadow: Good point. *points wand at Mom* Ennervate!
*Silence*
Mom: *says drunkenly* Okay, we're done, buh-bye.
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Thanks to all of our great reviewers as of May 30-31, 2003! They are: JJ, tackarama, and Sanari! You're great!
LONG LIVE ALTOIDS!