Harry Potter Gone Wrong! Chapter Six
By Your Favorite Authors (A Least We Think So) Shadow and Morgan Fay
DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter stuff belongs to J.K Rowling. No money for us!
CHAPTER SIX: Our Favorite Authors Are Suffering From Writers Block! They Need Magical Help! By the way ^^ is music!
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Shadow and Morgan: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mom: What is it dears?
Shadow and Morgan: We're suffering from the dreaded ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^
Dad: You're suffering from what?
Shadow: We're suffering from . . .
Morgan: . . The dreaded . . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^
Mom and Dad: Okay. *walk off*
Shadow: What is this madness?
Morgan: They're supposed to help!
Shadow: Because we're suffering from . . .
Morgan: The dreaded . . . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^
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Shadow: We're going.
Morgan: Where?
Shadow: To Harry Potter World. We have to get help for our ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^.
Morgan: Magical help?
Shadow: Duh stupid!
Morgan: *growls* Huh!
Shadow: You call that a growl? GRRRRRRRRR!!
Morgan: Meep! *Runs away and comes back with boxing gloves*
Shadow: Uh oh! Run Awaaaaayy!
Morgan: Gr.
Shadow: Can we go now?
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Draco: So. . .you need magical help for you writers block. . .
Shadow and Morgan: Yes!
Draco: And you want me to help you find someone to help you?
Shadow: Yes!
Morgan: Would you?
Draco: Um. . . No. *walks away*
Morgan: Well he was a lot of help. Let's go to Dumbledore!
Shadow: Okies! Er. . .I mean . . .Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Shadow: What's the password?
Morgan: Altoids! Yum! *Eats some altoids*
Shadow: Hmm.Good Thinking! How'd you know? The door opened!
Morgan: What is thinking when you have altoids?
Shadow: Gimme! *Starts to beat up Morgan*
Morgan: OWCHIEKABIBLES!
Dumbledore: Ahem.
Morgan: Hi hi!
Shadow: Dumbledore! We need your help! We have. . .
Morgan: *sticks teeth back in* The dreaded. . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN^ WRITERS BLOCK! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!^
Dumbledore: I see. . .What do you want me to do? Cure you?
Shadow and Morgan: Yes!
Dumbledore: Sorry. Can't help you.
Morgan: What??
Shadow: This was your idea. . .
Morgan: Shuttup.
Dumbledore: Go see Professor Snape. He may have a potion to cure you.
Shadow and Morgan: Ok.
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Snape: Sure I can help you! I just love to help!!!! Children bring me great joy!
Shadow and Morgan: *blink*
Snape: All you need to do, you precious gifts from above, is to give me a sock from Goyle, such a lovely boy, I also need a cinder from the Gryffindor common room fire, a lovely place, and The last item I will need little ones is a blade of grass.
Shadow and Morgan: *blink* Ok. . .
Snape: Off you go you two precious gifts from above.
Morgan: I'm scared.
Shadow: Let's run.
Shadow and Morgan: *run off to find Goyle*
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Goyle: No.
Morgan: *bites Goyle on his hand and won't let go*
Goyle: *winces* Er. . .No.
Shadow: *bites his other hand and won't let go*
Goyle: Gah! Alright! Alright! *Takes off sock and gives it to Morgan*
Morgan: Thanks. And wash your hands once and a while.
Shadow: Yep.
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Shadow: You go.
Morgan: No you.
Shadow: But I insist! *Throws Morgan into the fire*
Morgan: *coughs feebly* Got it.
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Shadow and Morgan: I got one! Mine is better! No it isn't! Stoppit! I said quit! Gr. Forget you.
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Snape: Such marvelous children you are! It was most generous of you to be so brave and get these things! I bet it was so hard!
Shadow and Morgan: *blink*
Snape: *says while throwing ingredients into a pot of water* Such wonderful children. Marvelous! Stupendous! Supercallfracouliciousexpealladocious! *The pot explodes and a clean sock pops out * Here you are! This should ward off those noises you are making! Trumpets!
Morgan: What??
Shadow: we are trying to cure. . .
Morgan: The dreaded. . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!^
Snape: Oh. You already did that you smart little children! See? Look at what you are writing down!
Shadow and Morgan: Oh.
Snape: Now you precious little presents it's time to go back to your own world!
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Our favorite authors are staring at the blank screen of their t.v looking puzzled, confused, and addicted.
Shadow: Wow. We cured ourselves . . .
Morgan: Yeah. Altoids . . .
Shadow: What?? Give me those! That's from my stash! It has my name on it!
Morgan: Yum!
Shadow and Morgan: *begin to fight*
Amani: ROOOOO! (Translation: and this is the dog, signing off)
Shadow and Morgan: STUPID DOG! *Attack Amani*
Smoothie: Meow mreeeow! (Translation: Have pity on me folks! I live with them!)
Lizzy: Scritchy (Translation: So do I but I don't care as long as I'm fed. Bye yall)
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SORRY SORRY SORRY! We didn't have any time to write this. I swear we didn't man anything by making you all wait! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
By Your Favorite Authors (A Least We Think So) Shadow and Morgan Fay
DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter stuff belongs to J.K Rowling. No money for us!
CHAPTER SIX: Our Favorite Authors Are Suffering From Writers Block! They Need Magical Help! By the way ^^ is music!
_____________
Shadow and Morgan: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mom: What is it dears?
Shadow and Morgan: We're suffering from the dreaded ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^
Dad: You're suffering from what?
Shadow: We're suffering from . . .
Morgan: . . The dreaded . . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^
Mom and Dad: Okay. *walk off*
Shadow: What is this madness?
Morgan: They're supposed to help!
Shadow: Because we're suffering from . . .
Morgan: The dreaded . . . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^
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Shadow: We're going.
Morgan: Where?
Shadow: To Harry Potter World. We have to get help for our ^DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK!!!! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!^.
Morgan: Magical help?
Shadow: Duh stupid!
Morgan: *growls* Huh!
Shadow: You call that a growl? GRRRRRRRRR!!
Morgan: Meep! *Runs away and comes back with boxing gloves*
Shadow: Uh oh! Run Awaaaaayy!
Morgan: Gr.
Shadow: Can we go now?
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Draco: So. . .you need magical help for you writers block. . .
Shadow and Morgan: Yes!
Draco: And you want me to help you find someone to help you?
Shadow: Yes!
Morgan: Would you?
Draco: Um. . . No. *walks away*
Morgan: Well he was a lot of help. Let's go to Dumbledore!
Shadow: Okies! Er. . .I mean . . .Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Shadow: What's the password?
Morgan: Altoids! Yum! *Eats some altoids*
Shadow: Hmm.Good Thinking! How'd you know? The door opened!
Morgan: What is thinking when you have altoids?
Shadow: Gimme! *Starts to beat up Morgan*
Morgan: OWCHIEKABIBLES!
Dumbledore: Ahem.
Morgan: Hi hi!
Shadow: Dumbledore! We need your help! We have. . .
Morgan: *sticks teeth back in* The dreaded. . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN^ WRITERS BLOCK! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!^
Dumbledore: I see. . .What do you want me to do? Cure you?
Shadow and Morgan: Yes!
Dumbledore: Sorry. Can't help you.
Morgan: What??
Shadow: This was your idea. . .
Morgan: Shuttup.
Dumbledore: Go see Professor Snape. He may have a potion to cure you.
Shadow and Morgan: Ok.
____________
Snape: Sure I can help you! I just love to help!!!! Children bring me great joy!
Shadow and Morgan: *blink*
Snape: All you need to do, you precious gifts from above, is to give me a sock from Goyle, such a lovely boy, I also need a cinder from the Gryffindor common room fire, a lovely place, and The last item I will need little ones is a blade of grass.
Shadow and Morgan: *blink* Ok. . .
Snape: Off you go you two precious gifts from above.
Morgan: I'm scared.
Shadow: Let's run.
Shadow and Morgan: *run off to find Goyle*
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Goyle: No.
Morgan: *bites Goyle on his hand and won't let go*
Goyle: *winces* Er. . .No.
Shadow: *bites his other hand and won't let go*
Goyle: Gah! Alright! Alright! *Takes off sock and gives it to Morgan*
Morgan: Thanks. And wash your hands once and a while.
Shadow: Yep.
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Shadow: You go.
Morgan: No you.
Shadow: But I insist! *Throws Morgan into the fire*
Morgan: *coughs feebly* Got it.
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Shadow and Morgan: I got one! Mine is better! No it isn't! Stoppit! I said quit! Gr. Forget you.
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Snape: Such marvelous children you are! It was most generous of you to be so brave and get these things! I bet it was so hard!
Shadow and Morgan: *blink*
Snape: *says while throwing ingredients into a pot of water* Such wonderful children. Marvelous! Stupendous! Supercallfracouliciousexpealladocious! *The pot explodes and a clean sock pops out * Here you are! This should ward off those noises you are making! Trumpets!
Morgan: What??
Shadow: we are trying to cure. . .
Morgan: The dreaded. . .
Shadow and Morgan: ^DUN DUN DUN!!!^ WRITERS BLOCK! ^DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!^
Snape: Oh. You already did that you smart little children! See? Look at what you are writing down!
Shadow and Morgan: Oh.
Snape: Now you precious little presents it's time to go back to your own world!
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Our favorite authors are staring at the blank screen of their t.v looking puzzled, confused, and addicted.
Shadow: Wow. We cured ourselves . . .
Morgan: Yeah. Altoids . . .
Shadow: What?? Give me those! That's from my stash! It has my name on it!
Morgan: Yum!
Shadow and Morgan: *begin to fight*
Amani: ROOOOO! (Translation: and this is the dog, signing off)
Shadow and Morgan: STUPID DOG! *Attack Amani*
Smoothie: Meow mreeeow! (Translation: Have pity on me folks! I live with them!)
Lizzy: Scritchy (Translation: So do I but I don't care as long as I'm fed. Bye yall)
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SORRY SORRY SORRY! We didn't have any time to write this. I swear we didn't man anything by making you all wait! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!