Harry Potter Gone Wrong!
By MorganShadow
DISCLAIMER: We shouldn't have to tell you by now, but we'll tell you anyway. HP belongs to J.K. Rowling. And the little poem at the end belongs to Shakespeare from A Midsummer Night's Dream. The last line of it belongs to us, though! We made it
up! Well, some of it. And also, don't mind us changing a few words (like Fays with Puck).
Morgan and Shadow: Read it or else you dumb mortal!
Chapter Seven: Switching Bodies is Not Fun . . . Not at All!
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Harry: I'm bored. Who wants to sing Christmas carols?
Ron and Hermione: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! MEEEEEEE!
Ron: *puzzled* But it's Halloween . . . ?
Harry: So what?
Hermione: I know this is against the rules, but oh well. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of meeeee?
Harry: It would be funny if we switched bodes.
Hermione: This is totally irrelevant to the subject.
Ron: So what? This story has no plot.
*Suddenly lightning flashes and Morgan and Shadow Fay appear sitting next to them*
Shadow: We can make you switch bodies.
Morgan: We took a class.
*More lightning flashes and Harry, Ron and Hermione are chained to stone chairs in a dark room in a secret laboratory and there are also many sharp pointy things sticking at them*
Hermione: What's all this for?
Morgan and Shadow: Oh, nothing. We just felt like scaring you.
*Blue light comes from their fingertips and hits the trio*
Ron: *loudly and high-pitched* Why am I in a dark room? I have no time for this, I have to study, I have to pass!
Hermione: I have a sudden urge to break rules and prance around naked like an idiot in my Invisibility Cloak.
Harry: I need to go shopping, but I have no money! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Morgan and Shadow: *laugh evilly and disappear*
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Amani: Ruffy arfy arroooofyywoof! (Translation: Now for Author's Time, yet again!)
Morgan: Why do I have the sudden urge to prance around naked like an idiot in my Invisibility Cloak?
Shadow: Because you are an idiot and you do like to prance around in your birthday suit during the full moon on the front lawn.
Morgan: *dreamily* I know . . . Aren't I perfectly proportional?
Shadow: I don't look unless I'm throwing water balloons and your bathrobe at you from the window when you do that.
Morgan: Oh, so YOU were the one doing that! I just thought I was getting a free bath.
Shadow: Right . . . so can we move on to another subject?
Morgan: Well, how about the time when you were singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T in your bike shorts and 'Gothic Chick' tank top into your pink Barbie hairbrush?
Shadow: Hey! You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that! Now it's all over the Internet! Crap!
Morgan: *continuing* and now you do that every other half-moon in front of the mirror.
Shadow: What about the time you almost married our cousin Max?
Morgan: It was an honest mistake that anyone could have made!
Shadow: Oh, sure . . . YOU TRIED TO MARRY OUR COUSIN!
Morgan: What about the time that you stole Mom's best lipstick and covered Amani with it?
Shadow: *shrugging* So? Everybody knows I did that.
Morgan: Ah, foiled again! Back to HP-
Lizzy: Scritch Scrootch Scriiiiich (Translation: Wow! They went through a whole Author's Time without eating a single Altoid!)
Morgan and Shadow: Crap! Oh well. Back to HPGW!
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Snape: I'm so very happy to see all you wonderful little children!
Draco: And I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say that we are ever so glad to see you as well, Professor!
Harry, Ron and Hermione: *shake heads in amazement*
Lavender: *whispering* No we aren't!
Snape: *drops happy and extremely gay mode* What did you say?
Lavender: I mean, we are so happy to see you, sir! *gives very forced smile*
Snape: Good! Today's subject will be the magical properties of dragon pee. I will give a large bar of Honeydukes' best chocolate to the first person who can tell me the properties of this substance.
Ron: *raises hand* Dragon pee is used to burn the skin and bones away from hands. It is also used as poison. However, if mixed with unicorn poo, the drinker will be healed of all ailments.
Ron: *continues talking* The mixer of this powerful potion will then get his/her hands dirty. *continues talking for half the class period*
Snape: *beams* Good! Good, good, good, good! Here's your chocolate.
Ron: Thank you ever so much! *sits down and tries to flip hair *
Class: *grumbles*
Snape: What's that disgusting smell?
Class: *shrugs*
Ron: Sir, I've brought an example to class with me.
Class: EEEEEWWIIIIIEEEEE!
Snape: *impressed* Shut up, class. Mr. Weasley has now earned twenty extra- credit points on his quiz!
Class: *in one mutter* Shit.
Seamus: *whispering* Who the hell wants to learn about dragon piss anyway?
Ron: Ooh! Ooh! I do!
Seamus: Why? You already know everything there is to know about dragon piss!
Ron: No I don't! Dragon urine is an ever so interesting a subject!
*Morgan and Shadow suddenly appear using their super author powers*
Morgan: *who, by the way, is wearing a blue polka dot bathing suit and waving a striped umbrella* Singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain, what a glorious feeling I'm happy again . . .
Shadow: *appears behind Snape (wearing a checkerboarded bathing suit) and starts whacking the hell out of him with a starry umbrella*
Morgan: Yee-haw! *joins in*
Class: *runs out screaming while Snape is getting the living daylights whacked out of him*
Snape: *cross-eyed* Ooh, look at the pretty birdies! *falls to the ground dazedly*
Shadow: *leans down and knocks him out* Throw him out the window, Morgan!
Morgan: *throws him beyond Hogwarts grounds* Apparate already!
*Mom walks in*
Mom: Girls, you shouldn't be here.
Morgan and Shadow: *impudently* Why?
Mom: *shows teeth* BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Morgan and Shadow: Ma'am Yes ma'am! *salute and hightail it out the door*
Mom: *laughs evilly* Let's see what I can do with this stuff . . .
*Mom begins throwing in random potion ingredients*
Mom: A bit of this, a dash of that, this little doohickey here . . .
Potion: *blows up and sends Mom screaming out the window*
Morgan: *pops head in* Apparate already!
Smoothie: Mreowrrrierowrrr. (Translation: Their mom is supposed to be TEACHING them, not LEARNING from their bad examples!)
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Ron, who is actually Hermione: *panting* Must . . . go . . . pee! Must . . . go . . . pee! *running to the girl's bathroom*
Ron/Hermione: *reaches door* There! Let me in!
Door: No!
Ron/Hermione: *pleading and dancing around* But WHYYYY?
Door: You perv! You're a GUY, estupido!
Ron/Hermione: No I'm not! And I can prove it!
Door: PERVERT IN THE LAVATORY HALL! PERVERT IN THE LAVATORY HALL! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
*Snape, McGonagall, and Dumbledore come rushing in*
Dumbledore: *looks at Ron/Hermione sternly* You're not Ron, are you?
Ron/Hermione: What do you mean, of course I-*looks at feet* I have big feet.
Morgan and Shadow: *appear and chime in*
Morgan: Don't forget those freckles!
Shadow: *adding on* And a big nose and that freaky red crew cut!
Ron/Hermione: Whaddaya mean?! I have a bunch of bushy hair and long front teeth!
Morgan and Shadow: Don't you remember that we made you, Ron, and Harry switch bodies?
Ron/Hermione: You DID?
Shadow: I'll take that as a no.
Morgan: Me too . . .
*Harry/Ron and Hermione/Harry enter lavatory hall*
Dumbledore: Okay, I'll let you three sort this all out. *leaved with other teachers*
Seamus: *comes in and walks up to Hermione/Harry* Kiss me, Hermione!
*Hermione/Harry backs away as Ron/Hermione elbows in front*
Ron/Hermione: OKAY! *lays lips all over Seamus, and, strangely, Seamus does nothing to stop this act*
Hermione/Harry: Ick, Ron, you gay person!
Harry/Ron: What? I'm not gay!
Hermione/Harry: *confused* But . . . Ron's over there . . . ?
Ron/Hermione: What do you mean? I'm Hermione!
*Cho Chang walks in on their . . . erm . . . verrrry interesting conversation*
Cho: Harry, will you go out with me?
Harry/Ron: *grins evilly* Oh yes, I'm Harry, aren't I? Yes, of COURSE I'll go out with you!
Hermione/Harry: NOOOOO! Cho, I'M Harry! That's Ron!
Cho: *eyes widen* Hermione . . . *sniff* I never knew you felt this way about me . . .
Hermione/Harry: What?! No! I'm HARRY! HERMIONE'S OVER THERE! *points to Ron/Hermione*
Cho: *still sniffing* Hermione, I've been holding this back for so long, but . . . I'M GAY TOO!
Seamus: Really?! *rips off boy costume* WOW! ME TOO!
Ron/Hermione: WHAT THE?! D'YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN DATING A GIRL ALL THIS TIME?!
Random Girl Who Used To Be Seamus: Yuperdoodle!
Morgan: *whining* Awww, why do our ideas all turn out to be sick and twisted?
Shadow: Hey, this was your idea. There is no 'our' in this.
Morgan: Darn! I was hoping to place the blame on someone else! *points to Dumbledore* It was him!
Dumbledore: *pulls out wand* You wanna start somethin'?
Morgan: *grows reeeeeeeally tall* YEAH!
Dumbledore: *shoots spell*
Morgan: OWWWWWWW! THAT WAS MY FRIGGING NOSE, YOU #(%*#&%!
Dumbledore: *grins evilly and disappears*
Shadow: *shoots Morgan with her flaming/icy Altoid cannon*
Morgan: OWWWW! THAT WAS MY EFFING ARM!
Shadow: *creeps away giggling madly while eating Altoids*
Morgan: MY ALTOIDS! *shrinks to normal size, steals some from Shadow and runs*
Shadow: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! *chases Morgan cross- country*
Cho: That was weird . . .
R. G. W. U. T. B. S: *starts talking like valley girl* Yeah! Like, tell me about it!
Cho: *also talking like valley girl* Like, omigod! Like, I like, totally agree with you!
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Amani: ARFARFARFARFFFFFFFY! (HIDE ME! I don't wanna get killed by the Fay twins again!)
Morgan and Shadow: *see Amani running like hell's denizens were after her*
Morgan: Should we chase her?
Shadow: Nah, let 'em go for now.
Smoothie: Mroew mro? (They let her go?)
Amani: Roo!! (Saved!!)
Lizzy: Scriiiiiiiiitchy Scratch SCRACH *tears hole through glass cage* Scrooch. (Translation: CAN WE LEAVE NOW?! Oops.)
Morgan and Shadow: *drool* Strongness . . . *EAT A WHOLE PILE OF ALTOIDS AND ICECUBES TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME*
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CONTEST!!!! If you don't reply to this on a review then we can't continue. THIS IS CRUCIAL! All we need you to do is type (in a review) whether or not you people want them to have their bodies still switched or not. With either turn out we will comply. WE ARE THE PEOPLE'S AUTHORS. What you want is very important to us so if you could do this small thing then we'll be very grateful. But we must get at least three reviews of the same opinion from three different people before we can make another chapter!
Oh! And you also have to tell us in the review whether you want us to reveal our deep dark secret about this story in the next review. Believe us, it's not something to laugh at.
SO REVIEW AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK! THIS STORY IS A DEMOCRACY! THE REVIEWERS DECIDE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*A stage w/red curtain appears. As the curtains are pulled up, you see the Fay twins dressed like Robin Goodfellow 'Puck' from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream*
Morgan and Shadow: *bow and begin reciting Puck's soliloquy*
Shadow: If we shadows have offended
Morgan: Think but this, and all is mended-
Shadow: That you have but slumbered here
Morgan: While these visions did appear.
Shadow: And this weak and idle theme
Morgan: No more yielding but a dream.
Shadow: Gentles, do not reprehend
Morgan: If you pardon, we will mend.
Shadow: And as we are two honest Fays
Morgan: If we have unwanted sani-tay
Shadow: Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue
Morgan: We will make amends ere long.
Shadow: Else the Fays two liars call
Morgan: So good night unto you all.
Shadow: Give us your hands if we be friends
Morgan and Shadow: *screaming hysterically* AND THE EVIL FAY TWINS OF DOOM SHALL RESTORE AMENDS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - *breath* - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Smoothie: Mrieoww. Meowwpurrmrieowwrrrr (Translation: I knew something was wrong with them the day they bought me from the pet store).
Amani: AROOF ARRFY ROOF WOOFYARF?! ARF WOOF ARFY! (Translation: WE ACTUALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING?! IT'S A MIRACLE!) *faints*
Morgan and Shadow: *shake heads sadly*
Shadow: Something is SERIOUSLY wrong with that dog . . .
By MorganShadow
DISCLAIMER: We shouldn't have to tell you by now, but we'll tell you anyway. HP belongs to J.K. Rowling. And the little poem at the end belongs to Shakespeare from A Midsummer Night's Dream. The last line of it belongs to us, though! We made it
up! Well, some of it. And also, don't mind us changing a few words (like Fays with Puck).
Morgan and Shadow: Read it or else you dumb mortal!
Chapter Seven: Switching Bodies is Not Fun . . . Not at All!
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Harry: I'm bored. Who wants to sing Christmas carols?
Ron and Hermione: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! MEEEEEEE!
Ron: *puzzled* But it's Halloween . . . ?
Harry: So what?
Hermione: I know this is against the rules, but oh well. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of meeeee?
Harry: It would be funny if we switched bodes.
Hermione: This is totally irrelevant to the subject.
Ron: So what? This story has no plot.
*Suddenly lightning flashes and Morgan and Shadow Fay appear sitting next to them*
Shadow: We can make you switch bodies.
Morgan: We took a class.
*More lightning flashes and Harry, Ron and Hermione are chained to stone chairs in a dark room in a secret laboratory and there are also many sharp pointy things sticking at them*
Hermione: What's all this for?
Morgan and Shadow: Oh, nothing. We just felt like scaring you.
*Blue light comes from their fingertips and hits the trio*
Ron: *loudly and high-pitched* Why am I in a dark room? I have no time for this, I have to study, I have to pass!
Hermione: I have a sudden urge to break rules and prance around naked like an idiot in my Invisibility Cloak.
Harry: I need to go shopping, but I have no money! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Morgan and Shadow: *laugh evilly and disappear*
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Amani: Ruffy arfy arroooofyywoof! (Translation: Now for Author's Time, yet again!)
Morgan: Why do I have the sudden urge to prance around naked like an idiot in my Invisibility Cloak?
Shadow: Because you are an idiot and you do like to prance around in your birthday suit during the full moon on the front lawn.
Morgan: *dreamily* I know . . . Aren't I perfectly proportional?
Shadow: I don't look unless I'm throwing water balloons and your bathrobe at you from the window when you do that.
Morgan: Oh, so YOU were the one doing that! I just thought I was getting a free bath.
Shadow: Right . . . so can we move on to another subject?
Morgan: Well, how about the time when you were singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T in your bike shorts and 'Gothic Chick' tank top into your pink Barbie hairbrush?
Shadow: Hey! You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that! Now it's all over the Internet! Crap!
Morgan: *continuing* and now you do that every other half-moon in front of the mirror.
Shadow: What about the time you almost married our cousin Max?
Morgan: It was an honest mistake that anyone could have made!
Shadow: Oh, sure . . . YOU TRIED TO MARRY OUR COUSIN!
Morgan: What about the time that you stole Mom's best lipstick and covered Amani with it?
Shadow: *shrugging* So? Everybody knows I did that.
Morgan: Ah, foiled again! Back to HP-
Lizzy: Scritch Scrootch Scriiiiich (Translation: Wow! They went through a whole Author's Time without eating a single Altoid!)
Morgan and Shadow: Crap! Oh well. Back to HPGW!
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Snape: I'm so very happy to see all you wonderful little children!
Draco: And I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say that we are ever so glad to see you as well, Professor!
Harry, Ron and Hermione: *shake heads in amazement*
Lavender: *whispering* No we aren't!
Snape: *drops happy and extremely gay mode* What did you say?
Lavender: I mean, we are so happy to see you, sir! *gives very forced smile*
Snape: Good! Today's subject will be the magical properties of dragon pee. I will give a large bar of Honeydukes' best chocolate to the first person who can tell me the properties of this substance.
Ron: *raises hand* Dragon pee is used to burn the skin and bones away from hands. It is also used as poison. However, if mixed with unicorn poo, the drinker will be healed of all ailments.
Ron: *continues talking* The mixer of this powerful potion will then get his/her hands dirty. *continues talking for half the class period*
Snape: *beams* Good! Good, good, good, good! Here's your chocolate.
Ron: Thank you ever so much! *sits down and tries to flip hair *
Class: *grumbles*
Snape: What's that disgusting smell?
Class: *shrugs*
Ron: Sir, I've brought an example to class with me.
Class: EEEEEWWIIIIIEEEEE!
Snape: *impressed* Shut up, class. Mr. Weasley has now earned twenty extra- credit points on his quiz!
Class: *in one mutter* Shit.
Seamus: *whispering* Who the hell wants to learn about dragon piss anyway?
Ron: Ooh! Ooh! I do!
Seamus: Why? You already know everything there is to know about dragon piss!
Ron: No I don't! Dragon urine is an ever so interesting a subject!
*Morgan and Shadow suddenly appear using their super author powers*
Morgan: *who, by the way, is wearing a blue polka dot bathing suit and waving a striped umbrella* Singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain, what a glorious feeling I'm happy again . . .
Shadow: *appears behind Snape (wearing a checkerboarded bathing suit) and starts whacking the hell out of him with a starry umbrella*
Morgan: Yee-haw! *joins in*
Class: *runs out screaming while Snape is getting the living daylights whacked out of him*
Snape: *cross-eyed* Ooh, look at the pretty birdies! *falls to the ground dazedly*
Shadow: *leans down and knocks him out* Throw him out the window, Morgan!
Morgan: *throws him beyond Hogwarts grounds* Apparate already!
*Mom walks in*
Mom: Girls, you shouldn't be here.
Morgan and Shadow: *impudently* Why?
Mom: *shows teeth* BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Morgan and Shadow: Ma'am Yes ma'am! *salute and hightail it out the door*
Mom: *laughs evilly* Let's see what I can do with this stuff . . .
*Mom begins throwing in random potion ingredients*
Mom: A bit of this, a dash of that, this little doohickey here . . .
Potion: *blows up and sends Mom screaming out the window*
Morgan: *pops head in* Apparate already!
Smoothie: Mreowrrrierowrrr. (Translation: Their mom is supposed to be TEACHING them, not LEARNING from their bad examples!)
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Ron, who is actually Hermione: *panting* Must . . . go . . . pee! Must . . . go . . . pee! *running to the girl's bathroom*
Ron/Hermione: *reaches door* There! Let me in!
Door: No!
Ron/Hermione: *pleading and dancing around* But WHYYYY?
Door: You perv! You're a GUY, estupido!
Ron/Hermione: No I'm not! And I can prove it!
Door: PERVERT IN THE LAVATORY HALL! PERVERT IN THE LAVATORY HALL! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
*Snape, McGonagall, and Dumbledore come rushing in*
Dumbledore: *looks at Ron/Hermione sternly* You're not Ron, are you?
Ron/Hermione: What do you mean, of course I-*looks at feet* I have big feet.
Morgan and Shadow: *appear and chime in*
Morgan: Don't forget those freckles!
Shadow: *adding on* And a big nose and that freaky red crew cut!
Ron/Hermione: Whaddaya mean?! I have a bunch of bushy hair and long front teeth!
Morgan and Shadow: Don't you remember that we made you, Ron, and Harry switch bodies?
Ron/Hermione: You DID?
Shadow: I'll take that as a no.
Morgan: Me too . . .
*Harry/Ron and Hermione/Harry enter lavatory hall*
Dumbledore: Okay, I'll let you three sort this all out. *leaved with other teachers*
Seamus: *comes in and walks up to Hermione/Harry* Kiss me, Hermione!
*Hermione/Harry backs away as Ron/Hermione elbows in front*
Ron/Hermione: OKAY! *lays lips all over Seamus, and, strangely, Seamus does nothing to stop this act*
Hermione/Harry: Ick, Ron, you gay person!
Harry/Ron: What? I'm not gay!
Hermione/Harry: *confused* But . . . Ron's over there . . . ?
Ron/Hermione: What do you mean? I'm Hermione!
*Cho Chang walks in on their . . . erm . . . verrrry interesting conversation*
Cho: Harry, will you go out with me?
Harry/Ron: *grins evilly* Oh yes, I'm Harry, aren't I? Yes, of COURSE I'll go out with you!
Hermione/Harry: NOOOOO! Cho, I'M Harry! That's Ron!
Cho: *eyes widen* Hermione . . . *sniff* I never knew you felt this way about me . . .
Hermione/Harry: What?! No! I'm HARRY! HERMIONE'S OVER THERE! *points to Ron/Hermione*
Cho: *still sniffing* Hermione, I've been holding this back for so long, but . . . I'M GAY TOO!
Seamus: Really?! *rips off boy costume* WOW! ME TOO!
Ron/Hermione: WHAT THE?! D'YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN DATING A GIRL ALL THIS TIME?!
Random Girl Who Used To Be Seamus: Yuperdoodle!
Morgan: *whining* Awww, why do our ideas all turn out to be sick and twisted?
Shadow: Hey, this was your idea. There is no 'our' in this.
Morgan: Darn! I was hoping to place the blame on someone else! *points to Dumbledore* It was him!
Dumbledore: *pulls out wand* You wanna start somethin'?
Morgan: *grows reeeeeeeally tall* YEAH!
Dumbledore: *shoots spell*
Morgan: OWWWWWWW! THAT WAS MY FRIGGING NOSE, YOU #(%*#&%!
Dumbledore: *grins evilly and disappears*
Shadow: *shoots Morgan with her flaming/icy Altoid cannon*
Morgan: OWWWW! THAT WAS MY EFFING ARM!
Shadow: *creeps away giggling madly while eating Altoids*
Morgan: MY ALTOIDS! *shrinks to normal size, steals some from Shadow and runs*
Shadow: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! *chases Morgan cross- country*
Cho: That was weird . . .
R. G. W. U. T. B. S: *starts talking like valley girl* Yeah! Like, tell me about it!
Cho: *also talking like valley girl* Like, omigod! Like, I like, totally agree with you!
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Amani: ARFARFARFARFFFFFFFY! (HIDE ME! I don't wanna get killed by the Fay twins again!)
Morgan and Shadow: *see Amani running like hell's denizens were after her*
Morgan: Should we chase her?
Shadow: Nah, let 'em go for now.
Smoothie: Mroew mro? (They let her go?)
Amani: Roo!! (Saved!!)
Lizzy: Scriiiiiiiiitchy Scratch SCRACH *tears hole through glass cage* Scrooch. (Translation: CAN WE LEAVE NOW?! Oops.)
Morgan and Shadow: *drool* Strongness . . . *EAT A WHOLE PILE OF ALTOIDS AND ICECUBES TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME*
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CONTEST!!!! If you don't reply to this on a review then we can't continue. THIS IS CRUCIAL! All we need you to do is type (in a review) whether or not you people want them to have their bodies still switched or not. With either turn out we will comply. WE ARE THE PEOPLE'S AUTHORS. What you want is very important to us so if you could do this small thing then we'll be very grateful. But we must get at least three reviews of the same opinion from three different people before we can make another chapter!
Oh! And you also have to tell us in the review whether you want us to reveal our deep dark secret about this story in the next review. Believe us, it's not something to laugh at.
SO REVIEW AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK! THIS STORY IS A DEMOCRACY! THE REVIEWERS DECIDE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
____________
*A stage w/red curtain appears. As the curtains are pulled up, you see the Fay twins dressed like Robin Goodfellow 'Puck' from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream*
Morgan and Shadow: *bow and begin reciting Puck's soliloquy*
Shadow: If we shadows have offended
Morgan: Think but this, and all is mended-
Shadow: That you have but slumbered here
Morgan: While these visions did appear.
Shadow: And this weak and idle theme
Morgan: No more yielding but a dream.
Shadow: Gentles, do not reprehend
Morgan: If you pardon, we will mend.
Shadow: And as we are two honest Fays
Morgan: If we have unwanted sani-tay
Shadow: Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue
Morgan: We will make amends ere long.
Shadow: Else the Fays two liars call
Morgan: So good night unto you all.
Shadow: Give us your hands if we be friends
Morgan and Shadow: *screaming hysterically* AND THE EVIL FAY TWINS OF DOOM SHALL RESTORE AMENDS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - *breath* - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Smoothie: Mrieoww. Meowwpurrmrieowwrrrr (Translation: I knew something was wrong with them the day they bought me from the pet store).
Amani: AROOF ARRFY ROOF WOOFYARF?! ARF WOOF ARFY! (Translation: WE ACTUALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING?! IT'S A MIRACLE!) *faints*
Morgan and Shadow: *shake heads sadly*
Shadow: Something is SERIOUSLY wrong with that dog . . .