Another Fanfic
A DBZ/GT Fic, because I can't decide.
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Standing on the edge of a cliff, staring off into the horizon, Trunks Briefs had a sudden thought. "Hey, Pan…"
A young girl, standing nearby, responded, "Yes?"
"Haven't you wondered why we're here?" Trunks continued to stare into the horizon for dramatic effect.
Pan, however, didn't feel the need for dramatics. "No, not really."
Turning his head, and shooting back a typical over-the-shoulder glare, he asked, "Would you like me to tell you?"
There was something odd about his behavior today, which is strange, as he was the only normal one when compared to the general weird behavior exhibited by….every single person she ever met. She decided it was for the best to play along with his little game. "Sure, go ahead and tell me."
Looking back towards the sunset, Trunks resumed his brooding appearance. "It's another fanfic…"
Okay, now I know he's nuts…thought the girl.
"Even Toriyama had run out of ideas for us, but still we're being placed into new and bizarre situations everyday."
Pan was getting worried. "Um…what are you talking about?"
"And they don't even give us situations that happen in the future, either. They throw stuff in our pasts…"
Backing away slowly, she tried not to make any noise, lest she drew his attention.
"Then there's the pairings," continued the purple-haired Saiyin. "If someone is single, they'll give them a 'love interest'..."
She checked to make sure that he didn't have his sword on him. Last thing she needed was a crazy Super Saiyin with a sword.
"It seems that this one isn't an exception to that, either. I bet he'll make seven years pass, and then we'll fall in love…"
Sure, a lot of the stuff he had said before was weird, but that? Great, now he's a pedophile! Fight or flight instincts were brewing, that's for sure.
"Another romantic fic…I can sense it." With that, he lowered his head, folded his arms, and closed his eyes in meditation.
It was unfortunate that he was concentrating too hard, or else he would have noticed her running up behind him. By the time he felt the footsteps, she had already delivered a flying kick to his head, knocking him over the edge.
As he fell to his death, apparently forgetting he could fly, he thought Damn, looks like this is a one-shot, too…
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A/N:
I hope I haven't offended anyone with this, as I didn't mean too. I just had a funny little idea, so I had to put it in writing. It feels…strange, writing for this section….