I Me My! Strawberry Eggs (Chapter 3)
Disclaimer: I do not own this anime or any further developments of this anime. I don't wish to make a profit from this story, however I like to think I have made a personal gain from writing this story. Please read and enjoy! (
N.B.: This chapter may be very long, because there will be quite a lot of things going on. Since my English isn't too good, this chapter may not reach its full potential, so if you don't understand any parts of this or feel it was been written badly, feel free to drop me an email or address this issue in review. Constructive and Critical comments are gladly welcome. Thank you all for reading my stories.
Chapter 3: The New Sensei From Hell
"Hey, wait up Kuzuha!" shouted Fujio
Having heard; Kuzuha slowed down. Today again was a very nice day, cloudless again. It seems that whenever Kuzuha is in a good mood, the day is usual good.
"Hello, how are ya feeling today?" said Kuzuha in her usual happy and optimistic tone.
Panting heavily, Fujio replied, "Did ya hear about the new female athletics teacher the school hired recently?"
Kuzuha raised an eyebrow and then shook her head, she is usually always the last to hear any gossip and information concerning her schoolmates or school related information. Again this is due to her clumsiness.
"Well she is starting today and also I heard that she is gonna replace Amawa-sensei's class. The boys overheard this when they wired up the principle's office. Like the last time when we were doing physical examinations."
A pissed off looked crossed her face as she recalled that event, however it was quickly overtaken by a mild blush.
For the next few minutes both girls walked in silence staring at the ground hugging their folders tightly.
Finally, Kuzuha broke the silence, "I wondering what this new athletics teacher will be like?"
"Apparently, I heard that from the boys, the principal gave her the job straight away without any form of detailed interview and/or test. Personally I think she'll be really similar to the Principal." Replied Fujio in a worried voice.
"I am really worried about that fact, I have a gut feeling that this is part of principle's plan in making Seitou Sannomiya School an all girls scho..." Continued Fujio.
"Ah! I've finally managed to catch up with you guys," interrupted Akira.
Akira is the typical athletic type, in most sport classes; everyone would be tired out, except Akira. He would still be running and running. Likewise today, he caught up with Fujio and Kuzuha without breaking sweat or any signs of panting.
"Hi, guys!" Said Akira again in a pleasant tone.
Impulsively Fujio looked down at her feet and started to blush. Kuzuha feeling that the air around them has become tense; elbowed Fujio to say something to Akira who also has stopped talking and now also was inspecting his shoes.
Finally gathered enough courage, Fujio asked,"umm.... so, what's the new athletics teacher like, I heard mixed gossip regarding her."
Akira now suddenly looked very pissed off replied," well from the tape we recorded while ears dropping on her interview, she seems to resemble the vice principal the most." Akira now red with rage tried to continue.
"We heard her say that she we'll do her best to suppress the animal instinct in males and do her best to protect her divine females from getting corrupting by male students.
A Slight pause occurred, where all three looked at their shoes. It seems they are going downhill now.
"The principle has given her special powers to kick out any male student which she suspect is plotting anything nasty..." finished Akira.
"Hmm...that doesn't sound to good for you guys, but it might provide a peace of mind for us," joked Fujio.
Attempting to match that lame joke, Akira continued, "well we gotta think of something that will save our own skin, we are still humans you know, but you girls are out of this world," countered Akira.
"God! I hate her propaganda she should be shot. Maybe if we hired a hitman that would solved the problem."
Continued Akira in a jokingly tone. However he realised that there was a half-truth to it, he thought that would be probably the last resort if all else fails.
Now reaching the shortcut to school sign, the trio turned right and entered the place where the two annoying perverts lives and one special pervert used to live.
"What'cha what?" Said Ba-chan, the resident's landlord.
Kuzuha replied in a worrying tone, "any news on sensei?"
Ba-chan, now sitting crossed legged on a nearby sofa rubbed her temple gently and replied,
"He is doing well...apparently the news was quickly censored out and his reputation was not damaged extensively. Hence I was able to find a job at Tokyo University for him teaching athletics. Cause I knew a professor long time ago that also taught Engineering." A slight pause, before Ba-chan continued.
"However he might he shunned here for a long time, if he decides to come back...If he does decide to comeback he'll have to face Chieko Sannomiya again."
"Who is Chieko Sannomiya?" asked the trio simultaneously
"Chieko Sannomiya, is the name of the currently principal." Replied Ba- chan.
"Anyways, you students better get to school quickly else ya going to be late. Anyways have fun meeting your new teacher." With that Ba-chan winked and hopped off.
Leaving the trio to the wrath of Mori and Tofu, who are smirking in their usual way. Fujio now really pissed off by Mori's hungry eyes decided to send them into orbit around the moon.
"Where are we going?" shouted both of them as they flew out of the house, making a hole in the roof in the process, disappearing a second later with a wink of a star.
Kuzuha now looking genuinely scared said in a tiny voice, "umm.... we are late again guys"
"Sorry sensei! We got hold up on the way here," said all three of them simultaneously in a frightened voice while bowed down to the new teacher, who has not revealed her identity to them.
Scared to lookup they stared down at their shoes, until the sensei said," Well explain yourselves Kuzuha, Akira and Fujio" in a sadistic tone.
All three of them looked up. The instant they looked up, they wish they had not. The lady, if you can call it a lady was short, dressed in a rather disgusting way that revealed the rolls of fat underneath her large shirt that seem to roll over each other as she spoke.
Her face seemed like it has been the aftermath of a battle and her hair smelled like it hasn't being washed for a very long time. Akira began to turn green, while Kuzuha and Fujio were beyond green and were on the edge of throwing up.
Since they came late, they were forced to sit in the front row, because all the other rows away from her was occupied by people who has turned equally green as Akira. All three of them sat down and stared at their empty desks.
"Now today we will be learning the theory behind how the human body operates when you exercise. This knowledge is necessary since it will give you an understanding of the basic concepts on the anatomy of the human body and also methods to reduce stress on your body as well when you exercise. Said Motoki-sensei in a high-pitched tone, which just happens to be her normal voice.
Everyone replied, "yes, Motoki-sensei," however inside they are really wanted her to get out of room. Her voice hurts their ears and the smell seems to making them delirious and also looking at her; hurts their eyes.
The lesson went by extremely slowly, with many mishaps and also a few outbursts among the male portion of students, whom were promptly sent out to the principles office to be punished for disobeying Motoki-sensei.
*** "Hey Mori, did ya hear about the new sensei at the Seitou Sannomiya school. You wanna go check out whether she has potential?" said Tofu in a desperate way.
"Umm...would I be able to check out the girls in school uniforms?" replied Mori over the phone, his tone unreadable to Tofu
"I heard the school have released a new school uniform for girls and they are gonna parade like today; cat walk style." Lied Tofu with a smirk.
Tofu shouted over the obvious noise of nose bleeding, "Yah Serious! God! I just love girls in uniform, so cute and sexy. They make my world go round and round...I coming home right now, prepare the digital camera and camcorder."
"I going to make you guys go round and round soon, but after you guys see the new sensei" said Ba-chan after tapping into Tofu's conversation with Mori. Ba-chan chuckled in an evil way.
***
"Hey Kuzuha!" shouted Seiko while shaking her at the same time.
"Wake you, you feel asleep in Motoki-sensei's class," shouted Seiko still shaking her, but now harder.
"Huh?? Where am I...oh! Hello Seiko...did I fall asleep?" said a confused Kuzuha.
"Yes, you feel asleep and that's good...listening to that old hag...probably killed the majority of my brain cells. Now I feel like I can't add two numbers together now." Replied Seiko with a small laugh.
"Anyways...where is Akira?" said Kuzuha again.
"Ummm...he got sent to the principals office, because he threw a paper aeroplane at sensei...I don't blame him...he was bored out of brains. That baka always seems to be asking for trouble." Replied Seiko with a fist in the air and gritting teeth.
"Anyways...he'll be okay," Seiko quickly asserted.
*** "Did you know why you are here Akira?" said the principal monotonously with her hands propped against her chin.
Akira standing tall and looking seriously is a sharp contrast to the person standing beside him, who happens to be Motoki-sensei. Her face has an evil look and she is leaning against the table, which takes her seem a lot shorter than she was originally.
"Yes Chieko-sensei, I am terrible sorry for this morning behaviour." Said Akira defiantly. Even though he is apologetic, his eyes however say otherwise.
"Boys like you should be expelled from this high school, you (boys) are the core problem to the ailing reputation of this school. Since the debacle of Amawa-sensei, I am under a lot of stress to raise the reputation of this school to the outstanding reputation we had before. If not for the justice system of this school...I would've have expelled you without hesitation...since I can't do that, you are going to do clean up duties for the rest of this term. UNDERSTAND!!" shouted Chieko-sensei.
Akira boiling with rage and is about to explode any second acknowledged his punishment without any comment and then walked out.
"STOP! I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!" screeched Chieko-sensei.
"STOP!! I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT AGAIN!!" she screeched again.
The door closed with a loud bang, Motoki-sensei said, "That kid is fairly stubborn, I break him soon or later," She chuckled deviously.
"You do that Motoki! I want him to kiss my shoes next time without hesitation...Anyways you're dismissed, good work. I give you a bonus on top of your already high salary."
Motoki-sensei's eyes lit up and she shook her head with joy and bowed then exited.
Chieko-sensei paced round the room and then said to herself, "I will succeeded in turning this place into a all girls high and get rid of those devils forever, yes forever!! Along with the superintendent!"
*** "Hey Tofu, where is the uniform parade gonna be held?" Asked Mori as he crept through the ventilation system to the female stuff bathroom.
"Ummm...actually...I heard it was cancelled due to strong wind," Came a reply somewhere ahead of him.
"What!! You serious!!...I came here for nothing!" moaned Mori.
"Well, we do get to see the new sensei...Ba-chan told me she looks really hot." Replied Tofu with drools falling about of mouth.
"I guess that makes up for it then." Replied Mori in a sad tone.
"Anyways we are here...get the equipment ready," said Tofu drooling with anticipation.
"I stole Ba-chan's invisible cloak, so we can look on without getting caught." Replied Mori.
"Good work Mori! We can now enjoy the pleasure," said Tofu. The thought made his nose have a major haemorrhage.
They sat there silently; soon they heard the noise of the door creak open, the sound sent shivers down their spines. As a result they started to drool and nose bleed.
Motoki-sensei stepped in and both Mori and Tofu's mouth crashed to the ground, their nose are now really bleeding.
All of a sudden they started screaming and rolling on the ground shouting, "Ah!! My eyes!!" as she took off her pants and shirt in front of them slowly, the layers of fat and also the ugliness of her face are permanently branded into their eyes as they looked on in absolute horror, scarring them for life.
The invisibility cloak also was made from soundproof materials; hence she can't hear them scream. A second later both of them passed out from shock and also lack of oxygen.
After Motoki-sensei finished doing her business she left. Suddenly the front window opened and Ba-chan hopped in. Pressing a button on her remote both Mori and Tofu appeared before his eyes. They were hugging each other, with a look that can freak anyone out. Ba-chan sighed and shook her head and said in a sad tone
"You guys will never learn right?"
*** "Kuzuha! Kuzuha! Kuzuha!" shouted Fujio as she ran up to catch her best friend, who was walking home.
"Huh? Wassup Fujio?" Akira got into deep trouble with the principal and I am afraid that he might do something that he regrets later. He is not talking to me." Cried Fujio hugging Kuzuha.
"Ummm...lets call him when we get h...." Replied Kuzuha soothing her friend.
"They is no need," interrupted a voice behind them. It was voice of Akira's. Fujio looked up and cried.
"I am sorry for ignoring you today...forgive me okay." Before Fujio could react Akira bent over and kissed Fujio on the lips. Fujio in a state of shock and speechlessness stared at him with her mouth open.
"I promise I won't get expelled, you can have my word," continued Akira. With that last comment, he walked off towards his dormitory.
Disclaimer: I do not own this anime or any further developments of this anime. I don't wish to make a profit from this story, however I like to think I have made a personal gain from writing this story. Please read and enjoy! (
N.B.: This chapter may be very long, because there will be quite a lot of things going on. Since my English isn't too good, this chapter may not reach its full potential, so if you don't understand any parts of this or feel it was been written badly, feel free to drop me an email or address this issue in review. Constructive and Critical comments are gladly welcome. Thank you all for reading my stories.
Chapter 3: The New Sensei From Hell
"Hey, wait up Kuzuha!" shouted Fujio
Having heard; Kuzuha slowed down. Today again was a very nice day, cloudless again. It seems that whenever Kuzuha is in a good mood, the day is usual good.
"Hello, how are ya feeling today?" said Kuzuha in her usual happy and optimistic tone.
Panting heavily, Fujio replied, "Did ya hear about the new female athletics teacher the school hired recently?"
Kuzuha raised an eyebrow and then shook her head, she is usually always the last to hear any gossip and information concerning her schoolmates or school related information. Again this is due to her clumsiness.
"Well she is starting today and also I heard that she is gonna replace Amawa-sensei's class. The boys overheard this when they wired up the principle's office. Like the last time when we were doing physical examinations."
A pissed off looked crossed her face as she recalled that event, however it was quickly overtaken by a mild blush.
For the next few minutes both girls walked in silence staring at the ground hugging their folders tightly.
Finally, Kuzuha broke the silence, "I wondering what this new athletics teacher will be like?"
"Apparently, I heard that from the boys, the principal gave her the job straight away without any form of detailed interview and/or test. Personally I think she'll be really similar to the Principal." Replied Fujio in a worried voice.
"I am really worried about that fact, I have a gut feeling that this is part of principle's plan in making Seitou Sannomiya School an all girls scho..." Continued Fujio.
"Ah! I've finally managed to catch up with you guys," interrupted Akira.
Akira is the typical athletic type, in most sport classes; everyone would be tired out, except Akira. He would still be running and running. Likewise today, he caught up with Fujio and Kuzuha without breaking sweat or any signs of panting.
"Hi, guys!" Said Akira again in a pleasant tone.
Impulsively Fujio looked down at her feet and started to blush. Kuzuha feeling that the air around them has become tense; elbowed Fujio to say something to Akira who also has stopped talking and now also was inspecting his shoes.
Finally gathered enough courage, Fujio asked,"umm.... so, what's the new athletics teacher like, I heard mixed gossip regarding her."
Akira now suddenly looked very pissed off replied," well from the tape we recorded while ears dropping on her interview, she seems to resemble the vice principal the most." Akira now red with rage tried to continue.
"We heard her say that she we'll do her best to suppress the animal instinct in males and do her best to protect her divine females from getting corrupting by male students.
A Slight pause occurred, where all three looked at their shoes. It seems they are going downhill now.
"The principle has given her special powers to kick out any male student which she suspect is plotting anything nasty..." finished Akira.
"Hmm...that doesn't sound to good for you guys, but it might provide a peace of mind for us," joked Fujio.
Attempting to match that lame joke, Akira continued, "well we gotta think of something that will save our own skin, we are still humans you know, but you girls are out of this world," countered Akira.
"God! I hate her propaganda she should be shot. Maybe if we hired a hitman that would solved the problem."
Continued Akira in a jokingly tone. However he realised that there was a half-truth to it, he thought that would be probably the last resort if all else fails.
Now reaching the shortcut to school sign, the trio turned right and entered the place where the two annoying perverts lives and one special pervert used to live.
"What'cha what?" Said Ba-chan, the resident's landlord.
Kuzuha replied in a worrying tone, "any news on sensei?"
Ba-chan, now sitting crossed legged on a nearby sofa rubbed her temple gently and replied,
"He is doing well...apparently the news was quickly censored out and his reputation was not damaged extensively. Hence I was able to find a job at Tokyo University for him teaching athletics. Cause I knew a professor long time ago that also taught Engineering." A slight pause, before Ba-chan continued.
"However he might he shunned here for a long time, if he decides to come back...If he does decide to comeback he'll have to face Chieko Sannomiya again."
"Who is Chieko Sannomiya?" asked the trio simultaneously
"Chieko Sannomiya, is the name of the currently principal." Replied Ba- chan.
"Anyways, you students better get to school quickly else ya going to be late. Anyways have fun meeting your new teacher." With that Ba-chan winked and hopped off.
Leaving the trio to the wrath of Mori and Tofu, who are smirking in their usual way. Fujio now really pissed off by Mori's hungry eyes decided to send them into orbit around the moon.
"Where are we going?" shouted both of them as they flew out of the house, making a hole in the roof in the process, disappearing a second later with a wink of a star.
Kuzuha now looking genuinely scared said in a tiny voice, "umm.... we are late again guys"
"Sorry sensei! We got hold up on the way here," said all three of them simultaneously in a frightened voice while bowed down to the new teacher, who has not revealed her identity to them.
Scared to lookup they stared down at their shoes, until the sensei said," Well explain yourselves Kuzuha, Akira and Fujio" in a sadistic tone.
All three of them looked up. The instant they looked up, they wish they had not. The lady, if you can call it a lady was short, dressed in a rather disgusting way that revealed the rolls of fat underneath her large shirt that seem to roll over each other as she spoke.
Her face seemed like it has been the aftermath of a battle and her hair smelled like it hasn't being washed for a very long time. Akira began to turn green, while Kuzuha and Fujio were beyond green and were on the edge of throwing up.
Since they came late, they were forced to sit in the front row, because all the other rows away from her was occupied by people who has turned equally green as Akira. All three of them sat down and stared at their empty desks.
"Now today we will be learning the theory behind how the human body operates when you exercise. This knowledge is necessary since it will give you an understanding of the basic concepts on the anatomy of the human body and also methods to reduce stress on your body as well when you exercise. Said Motoki-sensei in a high-pitched tone, which just happens to be her normal voice.
Everyone replied, "yes, Motoki-sensei," however inside they are really wanted her to get out of room. Her voice hurts their ears and the smell seems to making them delirious and also looking at her; hurts their eyes.
The lesson went by extremely slowly, with many mishaps and also a few outbursts among the male portion of students, whom were promptly sent out to the principles office to be punished for disobeying Motoki-sensei.
*** "Hey Mori, did ya hear about the new sensei at the Seitou Sannomiya school. You wanna go check out whether she has potential?" said Tofu in a desperate way.
"Umm...would I be able to check out the girls in school uniforms?" replied Mori over the phone, his tone unreadable to Tofu
"I heard the school have released a new school uniform for girls and they are gonna parade like today; cat walk style." Lied Tofu with a smirk.
Tofu shouted over the obvious noise of nose bleeding, "Yah Serious! God! I just love girls in uniform, so cute and sexy. They make my world go round and round...I coming home right now, prepare the digital camera and camcorder."
"I going to make you guys go round and round soon, but after you guys see the new sensei" said Ba-chan after tapping into Tofu's conversation with Mori. Ba-chan chuckled in an evil way.
***
"Hey Kuzuha!" shouted Seiko while shaking her at the same time.
"Wake you, you feel asleep in Motoki-sensei's class," shouted Seiko still shaking her, but now harder.
"Huh?? Where am I...oh! Hello Seiko...did I fall asleep?" said a confused Kuzuha.
"Yes, you feel asleep and that's good...listening to that old hag...probably killed the majority of my brain cells. Now I feel like I can't add two numbers together now." Replied Seiko with a small laugh.
"Anyways...where is Akira?" said Kuzuha again.
"Ummm...he got sent to the principals office, because he threw a paper aeroplane at sensei...I don't blame him...he was bored out of brains. That baka always seems to be asking for trouble." Replied Seiko with a fist in the air and gritting teeth.
"Anyways...he'll be okay," Seiko quickly asserted.
*** "Did you know why you are here Akira?" said the principal monotonously with her hands propped against her chin.
Akira standing tall and looking seriously is a sharp contrast to the person standing beside him, who happens to be Motoki-sensei. Her face has an evil look and she is leaning against the table, which takes her seem a lot shorter than she was originally.
"Yes Chieko-sensei, I am terrible sorry for this morning behaviour." Said Akira defiantly. Even though he is apologetic, his eyes however say otherwise.
"Boys like you should be expelled from this high school, you (boys) are the core problem to the ailing reputation of this school. Since the debacle of Amawa-sensei, I am under a lot of stress to raise the reputation of this school to the outstanding reputation we had before. If not for the justice system of this school...I would've have expelled you without hesitation...since I can't do that, you are going to do clean up duties for the rest of this term. UNDERSTAND!!" shouted Chieko-sensei.
Akira boiling with rage and is about to explode any second acknowledged his punishment without any comment and then walked out.
"STOP! I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!" screeched Chieko-sensei.
"STOP!! I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT AGAIN!!" she screeched again.
The door closed with a loud bang, Motoki-sensei said, "That kid is fairly stubborn, I break him soon or later," She chuckled deviously.
"You do that Motoki! I want him to kiss my shoes next time without hesitation...Anyways you're dismissed, good work. I give you a bonus on top of your already high salary."
Motoki-sensei's eyes lit up and she shook her head with joy and bowed then exited.
Chieko-sensei paced round the room and then said to herself, "I will succeeded in turning this place into a all girls high and get rid of those devils forever, yes forever!! Along with the superintendent!"
*** "Hey Tofu, where is the uniform parade gonna be held?" Asked Mori as he crept through the ventilation system to the female stuff bathroom.
"Ummm...actually...I heard it was cancelled due to strong wind," Came a reply somewhere ahead of him.
"What!! You serious!!...I came here for nothing!" moaned Mori.
"Well, we do get to see the new sensei...Ba-chan told me she looks really hot." Replied Tofu with drools falling about of mouth.
"I guess that makes up for it then." Replied Mori in a sad tone.
"Anyways we are here...get the equipment ready," said Tofu drooling with anticipation.
"I stole Ba-chan's invisible cloak, so we can look on without getting caught." Replied Mori.
"Good work Mori! We can now enjoy the pleasure," said Tofu. The thought made his nose have a major haemorrhage.
They sat there silently; soon they heard the noise of the door creak open, the sound sent shivers down their spines. As a result they started to drool and nose bleed.
Motoki-sensei stepped in and both Mori and Tofu's mouth crashed to the ground, their nose are now really bleeding.
All of a sudden they started screaming and rolling on the ground shouting, "Ah!! My eyes!!" as she took off her pants and shirt in front of them slowly, the layers of fat and also the ugliness of her face are permanently branded into their eyes as they looked on in absolute horror, scarring them for life.
The invisibility cloak also was made from soundproof materials; hence she can't hear them scream. A second later both of them passed out from shock and also lack of oxygen.
After Motoki-sensei finished doing her business she left. Suddenly the front window opened and Ba-chan hopped in. Pressing a button on her remote both Mori and Tofu appeared before his eyes. They were hugging each other, with a look that can freak anyone out. Ba-chan sighed and shook her head and said in a sad tone
"You guys will never learn right?"
*** "Kuzuha! Kuzuha! Kuzuha!" shouted Fujio as she ran up to catch her best friend, who was walking home.
"Huh? Wassup Fujio?" Akira got into deep trouble with the principal and I am afraid that he might do something that he regrets later. He is not talking to me." Cried Fujio hugging Kuzuha.
"Ummm...lets call him when we get h...." Replied Kuzuha soothing her friend.
"They is no need," interrupted a voice behind them. It was voice of Akira's. Fujio looked up and cried.
"I am sorry for ignoring you today...forgive me okay." Before Fujio could react Akira bent over and kissed Fujio on the lips. Fujio in a state of shock and speechlessness stared at him with her mouth open.
"I promise I won't get expelled, you can have my word," continued Akira. With that last comment, he walked off towards his dormitory.