I fixed it! For those who saw this story before and went 'pooy, the entire thing is a block of words' and skipped passed it, you may now rejoice! For it is fixed! I'm sorry it happened but this was my first fanfic but now all is well.

Seeing as you're all reading so intently, I would like to thank those who reviewed, many hugs go out to you!

*showers hugs*

For those who are curious this is based on real people. Said people are now aiming knifes at my back.

On that note I would like to point out that guns, while messy, are more effective and less painful.

Hugs

Oh and here is all the other stuff cause I forget to add it when I fixed this up

Title: Why Television At Midnight Is Bad For You

Rating: PG 13

Pairings: Depends how drunk I am…anything is possible

Disclaimer: alright my alwful secret must come out…I didn't write Lord of the Rings! It belongs to Tolkien but he likes to share with me!

Summery: IT'S FIXED NOW! Sam in a net, Legolas forced into marriage and jokes about Aragorn's, umm, sword size. Okay it's a Mary Sue but it's decent I swear on Legolas's cuteness!