Battle Royale: VIII
Disclaimer: Nini and Mimi do not own anything. They are just a couple of messed up teens with no imagination to write their own plot. Battle Royale originated as a book in Japan, and soon became a movie. We've written our own story with final fantasy VIII characters instead, and we hope you enjoy it. ^^
**April 24 – I've re-posted B.R! It happened to be a bit on the violent side, and was underrated. But its back up and running now at rated R. ^^;; I swear it's not that bad! Tehe... well that means 26 reviews gone, I hope I can get them all back... =( I'll try getting chapter 5 up soon, but it is playoff season in Calgary, so really sorry for the slowness... well, enjoy reading!***
Cast List
Boys: Squall Zell Seifer Irvine Rajin Cid Laguna Kiros Ward Biggs Wedge Zone Watts Chocoboy Nida
Girls: Rinoa Ellone Quistis Selphie Fujin Edea Julia Raine Adel Ultimecia Flo Xu Pig tail girl Dr. Kadowaki Card Queen
Chapter One: The Plan
Two fifteen year old teens, by the names of Nini and Mimi stood still
wrapped up in strait jackets in the Insane Asylum in Dollet. They were
tired of those kursed SeeDs always bringing them back in. They didn't
understand what was wrong with kidnapping Zell and tying him to a pole in
their basement in their small cottage planted on the Island Closest to
Hell.
After many hours of pouting silently during their Chinese water
torture, Nini sprouted with an idea. They talked about this plan for
hours, and a grin spread on each of their faces. This was their plan:
Battle Royale.
+++
Irvine, a well known pimp from Galbadia Garden was flirting happily
with Pig tail girl. {Which she surprisingly, didn't draw away, and yes,
that is her real name.} They were hanging out flirtatiously in the Quad.
Suddenly a flying chicobo flew into Irvine's head, knocking his cowboy
hat off.
"Huh?" He said dumbly. He picked up his hat to find a small letter
with the words, "You're Invited!" running across the envelope. The pig
tail girl looked around and spotted a letter poking out from her purse,
with her name on it. They opened it and read it together aloud:
YOU ARE INVITED TO:
A Uniting of all SeeD members and other acquaintances.
Meet at the Esthar Air Station at 12:00 pm this Friday!
Be there or we will send out our army of chicobos after you.
Good day,
- Headmaster Cid (Yes... that's it...)
The two stared blankly at each other.
"Hey, doesn't the writing look awfully familiar, Irvy?"
"Yeah, isn't it like those two insane --"
"Ahem."
Selphie and Zell came up from behind them. Selphie's face was blood
red, while Zell looked as if he was about to break down and cry.
"Since when did you call Irvine, Irvy? Huh? Punk!?" Selphie jumped up
and down while squealing in a high pitched voice. Zell hiccoughed while
his eyes were welling up. Selphie patted his shoulder in comfort.
"So" –sniff sniff- "I guess" –sniff sniff- "It's... it's..." –hiccough-
"it's..."
"Over." The pig tail girl said sternly. Zell burst into tears and ran
out of the Quad bawling while an opened invitation flew out of his back
pocket.
"You too, cowboy." Selphie's face was flustered as she slowly walked
off after Zell, while picking up the invitation from the ground.
"Aw shit." Irvine and the pig tail girl said together, completely
forgetting about the familiar writing on the invitation.
AN: Tehe! Zell is now single... muahaha... well, we'll be updating soon,
please review! Aren't we smart criminals... haha... Zell's such a baby in our
story... but we love him anyway. :D
Disclaimer: Nini and Mimi do not own anything. They are just a couple of messed up teens with no imagination to write their own plot. Battle Royale originated as a book in Japan, and soon became a movie. We've written our own story with final fantasy VIII characters instead, and we hope you enjoy it. ^^
**April 24 – I've re-posted B.R! It happened to be a bit on the violent side, and was underrated. But its back up and running now at rated R. ^^;; I swear it's not that bad! Tehe... well that means 26 reviews gone, I hope I can get them all back... =( I'll try getting chapter 5 up soon, but it is playoff season in Calgary, so really sorry for the slowness... well, enjoy reading!***
Cast List
Boys: Squall Zell Seifer Irvine Rajin Cid Laguna Kiros Ward Biggs Wedge Zone Watts Chocoboy Nida
Girls: Rinoa Ellone Quistis Selphie Fujin Edea Julia Raine Adel Ultimecia Flo Xu Pig tail girl Dr. Kadowaki Card Queen
Chapter One: The Plan
Two fifteen year old teens, by the names of Nini and Mimi stood still
wrapped up in strait jackets in the Insane Asylum in Dollet. They were
tired of those kursed SeeDs always bringing them back in. They didn't
understand what was wrong with kidnapping Zell and tying him to a pole in
their basement in their small cottage planted on the Island Closest to
Hell.
After many hours of pouting silently during their Chinese water
torture, Nini sprouted with an idea. They talked about this plan for
hours, and a grin spread on each of their faces. This was their plan:
Battle Royale.
+++
Irvine, a well known pimp from Galbadia Garden was flirting happily
with Pig tail girl. {Which she surprisingly, didn't draw away, and yes,
that is her real name.} They were hanging out flirtatiously in the Quad.
Suddenly a flying chicobo flew into Irvine's head, knocking his cowboy
hat off.
"Huh?" He said dumbly. He picked up his hat to find a small letter
with the words, "You're Invited!" running across the envelope. The pig
tail girl looked around and spotted a letter poking out from her purse,
with her name on it. They opened it and read it together aloud:
YOU ARE INVITED TO:
A Uniting of all SeeD members and other acquaintances.
Meet at the Esthar Air Station at 12:00 pm this Friday!
Be there or we will send out our army of chicobos after you.
Good day,
- Headmaster Cid (Yes... that's it...)
The two stared blankly at each other.
"Hey, doesn't the writing look awfully familiar, Irvy?"
"Yeah, isn't it like those two insane --"
"Ahem."
Selphie and Zell came up from behind them. Selphie's face was blood
red, while Zell looked as if he was about to break down and cry.
"Since when did you call Irvine, Irvy? Huh? Punk!?" Selphie jumped up
and down while squealing in a high pitched voice. Zell hiccoughed while
his eyes were welling up. Selphie patted his shoulder in comfort.
"So" –sniff sniff- "I guess" –sniff sniff- "It's... it's..." –hiccough-
"it's..."
"Over." The pig tail girl said sternly. Zell burst into tears and ran
out of the Quad bawling while an opened invitation flew out of his back
pocket.
"You too, cowboy." Selphie's face was flustered as she slowly walked
off after Zell, while picking up the invitation from the ground.
"Aw shit." Irvine and the pig tail girl said together, completely
forgetting about the familiar writing on the invitation.
AN: Tehe! Zell is now single... muahaha... well, we'll be updating soon,
please review! Aren't we smart criminals... haha... Zell's such a baby in our
story... but we love him anyway. :D