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Yu-Gi-Oh!
This is my first yu-gi fanfic, I have written some other shows though in the past though so I'm not completely new to the fanfic writing world, This is a Joey/Mai fanfic, and I probably will bash Tea in it, because she is such a jack-ass! There may also be some other romances, review me with suggestions (try n be original) in it but no homosexualism! One more thing, this fic takes place in the summer so no school!
Kaiba's new invention!
Part 1: IT WORKS!
Seto Kaiba had just finished his newest and greatest invention, the only problem was he had no guinea pigs to test it, so he went for a walk, thinking about who he could use, plus if it didn't work it could be very dangerous, when suddenly
CRASH!!
He ran right into his solution…
Mai: Hey jerk, watch where your goin!
Kaiba: Oh, I'm so sorry, let me help you up!
Mai: That's better…Hey, wait, what's with you being nice to me?
Kaiba: I guess I'm just in a good mood today.
Mai: You're never in a good mood!
Kaiba: I finished my new invention today!
Mai: Oh really? Can I see?
Kaiba: Better than that Mai, my good friend, why don't you be the Beta Tester!
Mai (still uncomfortable by Kaiba's overly niceness): Really you want me to test it!! What's it do?
Kaiba (thinking) huh, that sucker, she can be my guinea pig and since she is friends with Yugi and gang she will use it on them and if there is any danger… Well, better them than me!
Mai (waving hand in front of Kaiba's face): Hello? I said what does it do?
Kaiba: Oh sorry I was just deep in thought, well you're not going to believe this but it brings the cards in duel monsters to life!!! By the way here's some cards you can use in it if you want.(hands a deck of cards to Mai)
Mai: Really, won't that be a little dangerous if the monsters turn against us… Kaiba?, Kaiba?
Mai can just see Kaiba running off in the distance
Mai: Weird!
Joey: What's weird?
The Yugi gang shows up behind Mai
Mai: Oh, nothing, Kaiba was just acting nice to me for a minute
Joey: PFFFF, yeah right, Seto Kaiba NICE, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yugi: What did he do that was so nice?
Mai: Well he's letting me try out his new invention.
Tea: That is nice, maybe Kaiba has finally learned to value of the amazing relationship of friends… BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Joey (whispering to Tristan): With gay speeches like that, It's a wonder SHE has any friends!
Tea: I HEARD THAT WHEELER, YOU'RE GONNA BE A DEAD FRIEND IN A MINUTE!
Tea starts chasing Joey in circles around the group
(A/N: Help, Purple and Pink flying needle monkeys are after me, save me toilet curds! Save me!) Ps. I dunno either it seemed like a good idea at 3:00 in the morning!
Yugi: So what does the new invention do Mai?
Mai: (wanting it to be a secret for now) Umm, I'm not really sure, I gotta go, I'll see you guys later!
Yugi and Tristan: See ya Mai
That night when Mai got home she summoned a few of her harpy lady friends, and they all listened very well, so she figured that the invention was fine.
The Next Day
Mai is waiting at the restaurant her and the gang were supposed to meet at for breakfast.
Mai (thinking): hehehehehe, I'm gonna scare the pants off of Yugi and the gang (thoughts drifting) I wonder what kind of boxer Joey will be wearing when I scare the pants off him… What am I thinking, I don't care about that puppy… I bet they are white with red hearts… no he is a puppy and don't wanna know what boxers he's wearing… although puppy's ARE cute… NOOOOOO, what am I thinking.
Just then Joey walks in the restaurant, causing Mai to blush a little bit.
Joey: Hey Mai, what's up?
Mai uses a "mind control" card on Joey
Joey: I am yours to command!
Mai (thinking) WOAH! It works (slips card out of machine and into pocket) I better save that one for later!
Joey: Whoa, what happened?
Mai: Oh you just sorta spaced out.
Joey: Oh, so the rest of the gang isn't here yet?
Mai: What does it look like mutt? (summons a harpy lady right behind Joey)
Joey looks behind him and sees the harpy lady
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He jumps up, and it literally scares the pants off him, sure enough he has white boxers with red hearts. Mai stares at the boxers, while pulling the harpy lady card out of the device. Joey starts to clue in.
Joey: MAI HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?
Mai is still staring at boxers
Yugi and Tea walk in and see Mai staring at Joey, who has no pants and just at the wrong time Mai says…
Mai: What's the matter Joey, I was just playing with you!
Yugi: AHHHHH, my virgin eyes and ears, AHHHHHHHHHH
Tea: It looks like they became more than just friends.
Joey: Wait I can explain.
Yugi is running around the restaurant covering his ears and closing his eyes. While Tea is mumbling something about friendship.
This seems like a fun place to end the chapter, how'd you like it. Review's please, criticism is welcome as long as it's constructive. By the way Tristan fans (hah, that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one) he just hasn't shown up at the restaurant yet I didn't forget him, I will probably have evil people and Bakura in other chapters. I also wouldn't mind ideas, I'm writing as I go can't you tell?
Killer_Kariboh