Disclaimer: Despite the fact that it's obvious by now that whoever owns the wonderful show I like to write about by now, here I am making an ass of myself again by stating the obvious, If I did in fact own Yu-gi-oh (which I don't) then why would I be sitting here in front of a POS computer typing away hoping that the next letter won't be my computers last?

Thanks for the reviews everyone I'm glad you like it. I was so tired I hardly knew I was even writing it. We left off with Tea in her friendship speech, Yugi covering his ears and closing his eyes running around screaming "MY VIRGIN EYES AND EARS", Mai was accidentally making inappropriate comments, and Joey had no pants! By the way Bakura will be Ryou and Yami Bakura will be Bakura!

Kaiba's New Invention

Part 2: Pants, Who needs em?

Tea: So in conclusion Mai, It is very inappropriate for you and Joey to do such things on the basis that it might ruin your friendship!

Yugi: DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT STUFF IN PUBLIC!?!?!?!?!?

Mai: No no, you don't understand, I was just trying to get Joey's pants off!

Yugi: EWWWW, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!

Joey: Mai, maybe you should stop talking now!

Tristan, Serenity, and Ryou walk in. Just as Yugi says…

Yugi: Tea, Is Mai done playing with Joey's "Millennium rod"?

Tea: Yep, I hope so, but Joey still hasn't put his pants on! Oh, hi guys, you just missed Mai and Joey doing horrible things to each other!

Mai: Wait a second what's with this "to each other" thing I thought it was just ME playing with his "millennium rod"! Wait! What am I saying, all that happened was…

Joey (interrupting): You sure you can tell them without digging us into a deeper hole this time?

Mai: Shut up, of coarse I can, all that happened was I used Kaiba's new invention to literally scare the pants off of Joey!

Yugi: You shouldn't lie, you said, and I quote "I was just playing with you!" to Joey, admit it.

Tea: Friends don't lie Ma-

Everyone: Shut it Tea!

Tea: There are so many things unfriendly about that phrase. First BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Joey: Oh no not again.

Just then Marik and Isis walked in as Tristan said… (no they aren't here to meet with the gang, it's just a coincidence)

Tristan: You guys if Mai and Joey want to do some stuff that involves Joey being pant less leave them be, it's none of our business!

Ryou: And we want it to stay that way from now on! So Mai and Joey next time please GET A ROOM!

Marik: YOU BRATS SICKEN ME, now I'll kill you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Yugi's puzzle glows and Yami comes out.

Isis: grow up Marik!

Marik: NO I'M SICK OF YOU ORDERING ME AROUND YOU STUPID PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A nice, pretty sister. I love you!

Isis: What the hell happened there?

Mai: Simple I used Kaiba's invention to activate the "Change of Heart" card on Marik!

Isis: Cool how does it work?

Mai: It converts duel monster cards to real life!

Isis: COOL!

Yami: WICKED! By the way Mai just so you know (whispers something in Mai's ear)

Mai: Oh, really?! I should try that an him next time- HEY WAIT! (slaps Yami) I TOLD YOU THAT'S NOT WHY HIS PANTS WERE OFF!!!

Yami: *ouch* And I never believed you, (then sarcastically) maybe if you keep on saying it though we'll all believe you!

Mai: I didn't do THAT to Joey, that's sick!

Joey: I'm so confused I don't even know what she did to me anymore!

Ryou: Come on we all know you have got the hots for each other it was only a matter of time!

Mai: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Tristan then prove it!

Mai: FINE I WILL!

Mai summons a "Giant Soldier of Stone" in front of them!

Sure enough they all jump from being startled and all their pants fall off. The jump also activated Yugi's puzzle making him come out again. They continue talking unaware that the "Change of Heart" had worn off. Marik grabs everybody's pants and takes off with them.

Marik: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Then a waiter comes up to them.

Waiter: We are now ready to take your order, wait (looks disgusted) YOU AREN'T WEARING PANTS, GET OUT!

Everyone: *groan* but that man who just ran out of here stole them!

Waiter: You're telling me that somehow that man got all your pants off except one persons, and got away, YEAH RIGHT! GET OUT OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!

The group is about to leave when Mai summons a monster in front of the waiter who sure enough jumps out of his pants, then she grabs them and runs, it takes everyone a moment to register what happened then the bolt with an angry waiter yelling after them!

Then they hear from outside the restaurant: YOU AREN'T WEARING PANTS?! YOU'RE FIRED!

Serenity: That'll teach him!

Joey: SERENITY, don't be mean. And I think all of you owe me and Mai an apology!

Mai: Yeah, that's for sure!

Yugi: You're right (then notices Tea and serenity aren't wearing pants and has the first impure thought in his short little brain)

Tea: Yugi, why are you blushing?

Ryou (also blushing): Well, think about it there are girls in front of him wearing no pants!

Tea: Oh I forgot! I gotta go home and put some pants on!

Everyone decides to go home and put some pants on.

In order to get into the house with no people seeing them they have a little trouble.

~~At Yugi's house~~

Yugi gets up to the door and realizes he can't let his grandpa see him, then he notices a note on the door saying: Yugi, I had to go out grocery shopping I'll be back soon, Grandpa. Yugi not worrying just walks into the house, then comes face to face with his grandpa!

Grandpa: Yugi where are your pants!?

Yugi: Uh, I thought you were grocery shopping!

Grandpa: I just put a paper on the door and was leaving when I realized I forgot my wallet so I came back to get it! Don't change the subject!

~~At Isis's house~~

Since she and her brother lived alone she didn't worry about a thing, she just walked in.

SNAP! FLASH!

Marik: HAHAHAHAH (holding up the picture he took) Can you say blackmail?

Isis: MARIK!!!!

~~At Tea's House~~

Tea gets home and there seems that there is a get together going on in her living room (don't ask me who the host is Tea's parents or caretakers or something), so instead of going through it to get to her room, she decides to try and climb the tree and go through her window, however when she gets up with trouble she notices that the window is locked so she jumps down, however her shirt gets caught on the branch she jumps off of, and she is stuck hanging there (still with no pants)

~~Ryou and Tristan~~

As Ryou and Tristan are walking home (they walked together cause they live close to each other) a cop stops them and asks them why they aren't wearing any pants, at this time Ryou's ring glows and Bakura takes over and starts making fun of the cop!

Bakura: Hey Jackass, Do you smell Bacon? Oink! Oink!

Tristan: SHUT UP AND STOP BEING AN ASS BAKURA!

Cop: That's it you're both under arrest!

~~At Joey and Serenity's house~~

Joey gets to the door first and goes to turn the knob

Joey: Oh Shit!

Serenity: What?

Joey: Well sis…

Serenity: What?

Joey: We're locked out! And I'm hungry!

Serenity: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joey: Yes I am!

Serenity: *sweat drop*

~~Mai's house~~

Mai is sitting on the couch, watching T.V. relaxing. Yeah that's about it, not everyone can have something bad happen in that short a time span.

So, how was it? Did you guys like it? Got any ideas for me? I need some! Please review, and I like criticism too! Thanks again to everyone who reviewed my last chapter and good night all! This is five pages on Microsoft work, I think that's more than I've ever wrote even for school. By the way I don't actually know of anyones housing arrangements, I just guessed so don't sue if I'm wrong.