There's only one thing to do at a time like this! Sorry I am tired and bored and thought I'd update my story after like a year.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh as a matter of fact the damn show pretty much owns me, I'm addicted! SAVE ME!
When last we left off everyone was in awkward pant less situations, let's see what we can do from here… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I suppose I'll go in order from the first problem through to the end.
Kaiba's New Invention
Chapter 3: Revenge is bitter-sweet… well it is pretty damn sweet anyway
~Yugi's House~
Grandpa: I just put a paper on the door and was leaving when I realized I forgot my wallet so I came back to get it! Don't change the subject!
Yugi: Well, uhh, I hmm how do I say this… Mai was trying a new invention of Kaiba's and…
Grandpa: WOAH! I have heard about enough of this. Yugi it is time we had a chat, you can't just go around taking your pants off for girls like that…You could end up with little Yugis!
Yugi: No grandpa, It isn't like that…
Grandpa: No Yugi I know what it is like but you have to try to resist such urges…
~~At Isis's house~~
Isis chases Marik into his room where he slams the door on her and locks her out and him in.
Isis (banging on the door): You can't hide in there forever!
Marik: No but I can sure scan and email this picture to everyone for a little while!
Isis runs outside and tries to get in through the window, only to find that it is also locked, and on her way back in realizes that Marik has locked her out of the house completely and still pant less. She decided to turn to Yugi for help and started walking
~~At Tea's House~~
(a/n: maybe this one will turn out alright)
Tea is able to grab a branch above her and start to pull herself up… As she does the branch snaps dropping her again and ripping her shirt clean off, also making a large thud. Her parents/guardians run out to see what happened, along with a bunch of their friends, one of which happens to be Tea's favorite teacher!
Tea's dad: TEA! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!
Tea explains the whole thing to her parents… who are completely understanding and believe every word of it.
YEAH RIGHT! Her dad completely freaks out, talking about how her "friends" should not be so mean as to scare each other's pants off, and how it isn't very good of her to walk around town almost naked!
~~Ryou and Tristan (in jail)~~
Cop: Ok since you two didn't actually commit any crimes, I have to let you go… but I will be keeping my eyes on you two, so watch it… and for goodness sake put some pants on.
Tristan: Yes sir, we won't cause any more trouble!
Ryou: No, I apologize for my earlier statement…
Cop: Shut up and get out, before I change my mind!
Bakura steps out
Bakura (mumbling): Or lack there of!
Cop: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Tristan: His slacks are rough… That is why we aren't wearing any, they were rough on our skin (grabs bakura by the arm and pulls him out)
They both go home and get new cloths on
~~At Joey and Serenity's house~~
Serenity: HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR KEY!?
Joey: I left it in my pants that Marik took, but I always leave the back window unlocked in case of such an emergency!
Serenity: You always leave the window unlocked in case Mai gets your pants off and the freak Marik runs away with them?
Joey: You say it like it is the first time it has ever happened to you!
They climb in through the window and get into the house
~Back to Yugi's~
Yugi's grandpa is well into his lecture on the birds and the bees when the door bell rings, his grandpa opens it to find himself face to face with a pant less Isis.
Isis: Is Yugi home?
Grandpa: I think you had better come in and have a seat missy!
After Grandpa is done lecturing the two pant less teens he decides he needs a vacation, packs up and leaves to some far off place (hey I wanted to get rid of him). Yami comes out of the puzzle and Isis explains her situation, they decide they need revenge on either Marik and/or Mai, for what they had to go through so they call everyone excluding those two and tell them to meet at Yugi's house. Tea has some problems getting out of the house, but finally everyone shows up.
Yami: Joey what are you doing still wearing no pants?
Joey: Oh yeah I knew I forgot something!
Everyone sweat drops
Isis: Ok let's get to plotting our revenge
Tea: You know it isn't very friendly to…
Serenity: If you say that word one more time!
Everyone looks at her oddly
Yami: Now does anyone have any ideas?
Joey: I dunno but it needs to be good!
After going through a billion crappy ideas they are about to give up hope when…
Kaiba: We could always __________________________ (the blank will be filled when I figure it out myself)
Isis: Perfect!
Tristan: For Sure!
Serenity: Definitely
Ryou: I Like It!
Tea: Ok it is good
Joey: I don't get it!
Yami: Where the heck did you come from Kaiba, and why are you trying to help us
Kaiba: Would you believe that I don't really know?
Yami: Anyway that is a good idea!
So they start preparing to put the plan into action ( that is if the plan needs preparing f not don't ask me how they wasted the rest of this chapter)
The End… For Now
K now reviews, I obviously need a plan, so write some in, and criticism is good, ideas for more pairings is good, anything. I haven't written in a long time don't let my sudden inspiration die! Anyway I am off to bed so good night all! Ps: Forgive me it is late and I had the chicken pox so I haven't slept much in days!