HPTV
This is just like my HMTV (Harvest Moon TV) but it's HPTV (Harry Potter TV). Enjoy!
As sad as it is I do NOT own any Harry Potter Characters, the only character in this story I own is...myself...::hangs head:: that's not fair. Oh well...have funnnnn.
~*~WaRnInG~*~ This is your last chance...if you are NOT prepared to read something totally twisted andhas no plot...well...it might, I just don't wanna disappoint you in case there isn't...then please read something else UNTIL you are prepared to read this :-D.
Harry Potter TV
Lindsay: ::sitting at host desk:: Welcome to HPTV! I'm your host Lindsay the Great!
::applause::
Lindsay: Thank you, thank you. Now, we have a great show for you today. Who knows who is going to be here! Now...
::grabs cards on desk::
Lindsay: Our first guess is a quite handsome young man. Harry Potter!
::the intro music plays and Harry Potter walks out onto the stage and over to the host's desk. He sits down in a chair.::
Lindsay: Wow, Harry Potter. It's great for you to be here with us today!
Harry: ::British accent:: Yes, I'm happy to be as well.
Lindsay: Is that real.
::Points at him::
Harry: What?
Lindsay: That accent.
Harry: Yes...
Lindsay: That's cool...I wish I could have a British accent...
Harry: That's nice.
Lindsay: Isn't it though? So, tell us a little about yourself.
Harry: Doesn't everyone already know everything about me already?
Lindsay: DON'T QUESTION ME!
Harry: ...
Lindsay: I'm waiiiiting.
Harry: Well...I'm going on 15 years old until the next book comes out, even if it takes another five years. I go to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
Lindsay: You're a wizard?
Harry: Yes...
Lindsay: Wow...I didn't know THAT...see, Mr. Smarty-pants, everyone doesn't know everything about you.
Harry: Uh-huh...I like to play Quidditch, I'm seeker on my house team, Gryffindor.
Lindsay: That's a funny name.
::Harry thinks about it.::
Harry: Hmm...Gryffindor is a funny name...
Lindsay: No, silly. Harry. It's a funny name. Harry...Harry...
Harry: What?
Lindsay: It's a funny name.
Harry: Gryffindor?
Lindsay: No! Harry.
Harry: What!?
Lindsay: IT'S FUNNY!
Harry: Gryffindor?
Lindsay: NO! Your name!
Harry: How is it funny?
Lindsay: It remind the word "hairy".
Harry: You're strange.
Lindsay: I know, anyway...you are going to be here for the rest of the show am I correct?
Harry: Yes, I'll be sitting in this chair...
:;points to chair next to him::
Harry: ...away from you.
Lindsay That's great, so, what do you say we call out another guest?
Harry: That sounds great!
::Harry moves into the next chair and sighs a sigh of relief.::
Lindsay: Alrighty! When we come back, Ronald Weasley!
Ron: ::Off stage:: IT'S RON!!
Lindsay: Whatever! We'll be back, after these messages!!
A/N: Yeah, I know, not THAT funny...but I'm so bored! I have nothing to do so I gotta do something! Please read and review...um...yes, if you want to leave a flame, sure, but you gotta tell me what was wrong with it! As I see it, even if it is a flame...it's a review...and that means you read it!! Hehehe...
This is just like my HMTV (Harvest Moon TV) but it's HPTV (Harry Potter TV). Enjoy!
As sad as it is I do NOT own any Harry Potter Characters, the only character in this story I own is...myself...::hangs head:: that's not fair. Oh well...have funnnnn.
~*~WaRnInG~*~ This is your last chance...if you are NOT prepared to read something totally twisted andhas no plot...well...it might, I just don't wanna disappoint you in case there isn't...then please read something else UNTIL you are prepared to read this :-D.
Harry Potter TV
Lindsay: ::sitting at host desk:: Welcome to HPTV! I'm your host Lindsay the Great!
::applause::
Lindsay: Thank you, thank you. Now, we have a great show for you today. Who knows who is going to be here! Now...
::grabs cards on desk::
Lindsay: Our first guess is a quite handsome young man. Harry Potter!
::the intro music plays and Harry Potter walks out onto the stage and over to the host's desk. He sits down in a chair.::
Lindsay: Wow, Harry Potter. It's great for you to be here with us today!
Harry: ::British accent:: Yes, I'm happy to be as well.
Lindsay: Is that real.
::Points at him::
Harry: What?
Lindsay: That accent.
Harry: Yes...
Lindsay: That's cool...I wish I could have a British accent...
Harry: That's nice.
Lindsay: Isn't it though? So, tell us a little about yourself.
Harry: Doesn't everyone already know everything about me already?
Lindsay: DON'T QUESTION ME!
Harry: ...
Lindsay: I'm waiiiiting.
Harry: Well...I'm going on 15 years old until the next book comes out, even if it takes another five years. I go to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
Lindsay: You're a wizard?
Harry: Yes...
Lindsay: Wow...I didn't know THAT...see, Mr. Smarty-pants, everyone doesn't know everything about you.
Harry: Uh-huh...I like to play Quidditch, I'm seeker on my house team, Gryffindor.
Lindsay: That's a funny name.
::Harry thinks about it.::
Harry: Hmm...Gryffindor is a funny name...
Lindsay: No, silly. Harry. It's a funny name. Harry...Harry...
Harry: What?
Lindsay: It's a funny name.
Harry: Gryffindor?
Lindsay: No! Harry.
Harry: What!?
Lindsay: IT'S FUNNY!
Harry: Gryffindor?
Lindsay: NO! Your name!
Harry: How is it funny?
Lindsay: It remind the word "hairy".
Harry: You're strange.
Lindsay: I know, anyway...you are going to be here for the rest of the show am I correct?
Harry: Yes, I'll be sitting in this chair...
:;points to chair next to him::
Harry: ...away from you.
Lindsay That's great, so, what do you say we call out another guest?
Harry: That sounds great!
::Harry moves into the next chair and sighs a sigh of relief.::
Lindsay: Alrighty! When we come back, Ronald Weasley!
Ron: ::Off stage:: IT'S RON!!
Lindsay: Whatever! We'll be back, after these messages!!
A/N: Yeah, I know, not THAT funny...but I'm so bored! I have nothing to do so I gotta do something! Please read and review...um...yes, if you want to leave a flame, sure, but you gotta tell me what was wrong with it! As I see it, even if it is a flame...it's a review...and that means you read it!! Hehehe...