Again I DON'T own the Harry Potter characters...as much as I like to think
I do, I don't. I only own myself.
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Commercial One:
::Ron walks into the girls bathroom::
Ron: Hey, Hermione, wutcha got there?
Hermione: It's...
::Hermione turns toward the camera and a big smile comes across her face.::
Hermione: Polyjuice potion. Made by me, for sale only to the first fifty callers so call today, out assistances are waiting...
::Hermione points over to the sink and we see Harry, Ron, and Myrtle waiting anxiously by the phones.::
Hermione: So call today for your polyjucie potion to turn into a person to spy on that special someone!
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Commercial Two:
Voldie: Hello. My name is Voldie. Most of you know me as "He-who-must-not- be-named" or "You-know-who". I thought I'd take this time to announce to everyone that my new CD "Puppes, Kitties, and Butterflies" will be going on sale this Friday and if you don't...I WILL BLAST YOU ALL INTO OBLIVION!! Thanks and have a great day!
::He walks away humming "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows."::
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Lindsay: Weeeeee're back!
Harry: Joy...
Lindsay: Shush up you, for the rest of my show you shall be my slave.
Harry: What!
Lindsay: Silence! ::snaps fingers and a pair of shackles and cuffs come on Harry's writs and ankles::
Harry: Err...
Lindsay: Much better...now, on this segment on the show we will have...::looks at card:: Ronald...
Ron: IT'S RON!!
Lindsay: Ron Weasley.
::The music comes on and Ron walks out on stage and plops himself down in the chair next to Harry and the host's desk.::
Lindsay: ::very sweetly:: Hello, Ron, how are you?
Harry: ::whispers to Ron:: Don't fall for it, she's not sweet.
Lindsay: Hush you! Don't make me gag you, too!
Ron: ::British accent:: I'm good, how are you?
Lindsay: Is that real?
::Points at Ron::
Ron: What?
Harry: Yes! We are British! We live in Britain! We have British accents! Get it in your head.
Lindsay: ::ahem:: I asked Ron...
Ron: Um...yes.
Lindsay: HA! I knew it...
Ron: ...
Lindsay: Yes, anyway...So, I hear that you both have been making a new movie.
Ron: Well, it's not exactly a new movie.
Harry: Just a parody of our other movie.
Lindsay: Yes, yes, let's watch Ron's scene with the Embarasser.
Ron: Do we have to?
Lindsay: YES!
Ron: ::sigh:: Alright then.
::The video TV screen pops up behind them and they turn to watch:
~*~*~*~ "Letter (Mrs. Weasley's Voice): RONALD WEASLEY!
Ron: IT'S RON!!!
::He throws down the letter, but that doesn't matter, considering the letter is floating above him and is like...screaming at him...ahh, again, this is what acting is all about. That look on Ron's face is priceless...::
Letter (Mrs. Weasley's Voice): HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTLY DISGUESTED! YOUR FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRRY AT WORK AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRINGING YOU STRAIGT HOME!! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor...
::The entire Great Hall, who's attention was no focused on Ron, is now staring at Ginny. Ginny looks totally embarrassed.::
Letter (Mrs. Weasley's Voice): ...Your father and I are so proud.
::The letter looks like it is about to bite Ron, but instead it blows a raspberry at him. Then, makes a funny clicking noise and turns into a hologram. Ron is turning bright bright red.::
Ron: Oh, no. NO!
::We see on the hologram a little Ron about three years old. He is with his mummy who is holding a baby Ginny. Little Fred, little George, and little Percy are running around outside chasing each other. Ron runs away from all the little kids a points at an airplane. We hear Mr. Weasley's voice over the..."memory" thingy.::
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Wow. Yes, Ronnie, that's a Muggle airplane. Can we say Muggle airplane?
Three-year-old Ron: MUUGGGGLE AIRPWANE!! AIRPWANE AIRPWANE!!
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Yes, that's right, Muggle airpwane.
::We hear a funny noise...kind of like a poopy noise...Ron looks back and Mr. Weasley (into the "camera" thingy) and burst into tears.::
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Uh-oh...um...Molly! Come here, dear!
::Mrs. Weasley runs over to them.::
Mrs. Weasley: What is it, dear?
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Ronnie, just made a poopie.
Fred: Ewww!!
George: Poopie pants! Poopie pants!
::Fred joins in and they both begin dancing around Ron singing their new song::
Fred and George: Poopie pants! Poopie pants! Poopie pants!
::The camera thing begins to mess up.::
Mrs. Weasley: Fredie! Georgie! That's enough!
::The camera begins to fade out but we can still hear Fred and George singing their song.::
Fred and George: Poopie pants! Poopie pants!" ~*~*~*~
The video ends and we turn to see Ron and Harry laughing like crazy.::
Lindsay: That was brilliant, Ron.
Ron: Thanks, you wrote it...
Lindsay: Well so I did...Ronnie...how would you like to spend the remainder of the show with us as well as Harry?
Ron: Um...sure!
Lindsay: Alright, I'm going to have to ask you to move down on the seat next to Harry.
Ron: Sure!
::Ron moves down and sits next to Harry, who is still chained. Lindsay holds up her hands as if about to snap them.::
Lindsay: ::stops herself:: No, I won't chain you, I like you too much.
Ron: Thanks!
Harry: That's unfair!!
Lindsay: I know! We'll be back after these messages!! Hey, Ron! Let's dance!
::As the music to a commercial begins to play Ron and Lindsay both get up and begin to dance. Harry attemps to but can't get up, so he moves his head back and forth with his arms too.::
A/N: Hope you guys stick with this story to get this far!! Please review!! Thanks!!!
Allllso...the "Embarrasser" scene is from my other fan fiction "The SECOND Rejected Harry Potter Script". If you enjoyed that part of this fan fiction then please check out my rejected scripts...yeah they are long, but the longer you wait to read them the longer you have to read...::giggles:: that's how I see it :-D
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Commercial One:
::Ron walks into the girls bathroom::
Ron: Hey, Hermione, wutcha got there?
Hermione: It's...
::Hermione turns toward the camera and a big smile comes across her face.::
Hermione: Polyjuice potion. Made by me, for sale only to the first fifty callers so call today, out assistances are waiting...
::Hermione points over to the sink and we see Harry, Ron, and Myrtle waiting anxiously by the phones.::
Hermione: So call today for your polyjucie potion to turn into a person to spy on that special someone!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Commercial Two:
Voldie: Hello. My name is Voldie. Most of you know me as "He-who-must-not- be-named" or "You-know-who". I thought I'd take this time to announce to everyone that my new CD "Puppes, Kitties, and Butterflies" will be going on sale this Friday and if you don't...I WILL BLAST YOU ALL INTO OBLIVION!! Thanks and have a great day!
::He walks away humming "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows."::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lindsay: Weeeeee're back!
Harry: Joy...
Lindsay: Shush up you, for the rest of my show you shall be my slave.
Harry: What!
Lindsay: Silence! ::snaps fingers and a pair of shackles and cuffs come on Harry's writs and ankles::
Harry: Err...
Lindsay: Much better...now, on this segment on the show we will have...::looks at card:: Ronald...
Ron: IT'S RON!!
Lindsay: Ron Weasley.
::The music comes on and Ron walks out on stage and plops himself down in the chair next to Harry and the host's desk.::
Lindsay: ::very sweetly:: Hello, Ron, how are you?
Harry: ::whispers to Ron:: Don't fall for it, she's not sweet.
Lindsay: Hush you! Don't make me gag you, too!
Ron: ::British accent:: I'm good, how are you?
Lindsay: Is that real?
::Points at Ron::
Ron: What?
Harry: Yes! We are British! We live in Britain! We have British accents! Get it in your head.
Lindsay: ::ahem:: I asked Ron...
Ron: Um...yes.
Lindsay: HA! I knew it...
Ron: ...
Lindsay: Yes, anyway...So, I hear that you both have been making a new movie.
Ron: Well, it's not exactly a new movie.
Harry: Just a parody of our other movie.
Lindsay: Yes, yes, let's watch Ron's scene with the Embarasser.
Ron: Do we have to?
Lindsay: YES!
Ron: ::sigh:: Alright then.
::The video TV screen pops up behind them and they turn to watch:
~*~*~*~ "Letter (Mrs. Weasley's Voice): RONALD WEASLEY!
Ron: IT'S RON!!!
::He throws down the letter, but that doesn't matter, considering the letter is floating above him and is like...screaming at him...ahh, again, this is what acting is all about. That look on Ron's face is priceless...::
Letter (Mrs. Weasley's Voice): HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTLY DISGUESTED! YOUR FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRRY AT WORK AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRINGING YOU STRAIGT HOME!! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor...
::The entire Great Hall, who's attention was no focused on Ron, is now staring at Ginny. Ginny looks totally embarrassed.::
Letter (Mrs. Weasley's Voice): ...Your father and I are so proud.
::The letter looks like it is about to bite Ron, but instead it blows a raspberry at him. Then, makes a funny clicking noise and turns into a hologram. Ron is turning bright bright red.::
Ron: Oh, no. NO!
::We see on the hologram a little Ron about three years old. He is with his mummy who is holding a baby Ginny. Little Fred, little George, and little Percy are running around outside chasing each other. Ron runs away from all the little kids a points at an airplane. We hear Mr. Weasley's voice over the..."memory" thingy.::
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Wow. Yes, Ronnie, that's a Muggle airplane. Can we say Muggle airplane?
Three-year-old Ron: MUUGGGGLE AIRPWANE!! AIRPWANE AIRPWANE!!
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Yes, that's right, Muggle airpwane.
::We hear a funny noise...kind of like a poopy noise...Ron looks back and Mr. Weasley (into the "camera" thingy) and burst into tears.::
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Uh-oh...um...Molly! Come here, dear!
::Mrs. Weasley runs over to them.::
Mrs. Weasley: What is it, dear?
Yonger Mr. Weasley's Voice: Ronnie, just made a poopie.
Fred: Ewww!!
George: Poopie pants! Poopie pants!
::Fred joins in and they both begin dancing around Ron singing their new song::
Fred and George: Poopie pants! Poopie pants! Poopie pants!
::The camera thing begins to mess up.::
Mrs. Weasley: Fredie! Georgie! That's enough!
::The camera begins to fade out but we can still hear Fred and George singing their song.::
Fred and George: Poopie pants! Poopie pants!" ~*~*~*~
The video ends and we turn to see Ron and Harry laughing like crazy.::
Lindsay: That was brilliant, Ron.
Ron: Thanks, you wrote it...
Lindsay: Well so I did...Ronnie...how would you like to spend the remainder of the show with us as well as Harry?
Ron: Um...sure!
Lindsay: Alright, I'm going to have to ask you to move down on the seat next to Harry.
Ron: Sure!
::Ron moves down and sits next to Harry, who is still chained. Lindsay holds up her hands as if about to snap them.::
Lindsay: ::stops herself:: No, I won't chain you, I like you too much.
Ron: Thanks!
Harry: That's unfair!!
Lindsay: I know! We'll be back after these messages!! Hey, Ron! Let's dance!
::As the music to a commercial begins to play Ron and Lindsay both get up and begin to dance. Harry attemps to but can't get up, so he moves his head back and forth with his arms too.::
A/N: Hope you guys stick with this story to get this far!! Please review!! Thanks!!!
Allllso...the "Embarrasser" scene is from my other fan fiction "The SECOND Rejected Harry Potter Script". If you enjoyed that part of this fan fiction then please check out my rejected scripts...yeah they are long, but the longer you wait to read them the longer you have to read...::giggles:: that's how I see it :-D