Remember my little lawyer friends, I own nothing except myself and have a
nice day!
Commercial Three:
::Ron walks into the library::
Ron: Hey, Hermione, wutcha reading?
::Madam Pince hushes Ron::
Hermione: ::whispering: It's...
::Hermione turns toward the camera and a big smile comes across her face.::
Hermione: ::whispering:: "Hogwarts: A History" and you should too...
::she points at the camera to all the people at home::
Hermione: ::whispering:: ...that's why if you order this great book today you will receive your very own Polyjuice Potion. Only available to the first fifty callers, so call today at 1-800-46492787-2-4478679. That's 1- 800-Hogwarts-a-history. Remember, our operators are standing by...
::Hermione points over to a big pile of books and we see Harry, Ron, and Madam Pince waiting anxiously by the phones.::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::Back to show, we see a still picture of Fred and George Weasley back to back, smiling.::
Lindsay: That's the Weasley twins. They'll be on our show a little later to talk about their new joke shop, located in Diagon Alley.
Harry: Jeez, how long is this show?
Lindsay: If you ever want to go on parole from those chains, then hush!
::Ron smacks Harry on the back of the head::
Harry: What was that for?
Ron: Dunno...
Harry: Why you little...
::He attempts to get up but fortunately the chains are keeping him down.::
Lindsay: Right, anywho, out next guest is the one...the only...HERMIONE GRANGER!!
::into music plays and Hermione comes out and sits in the chair next to host's desk.::
Lindsay: Welcome, Hermy...can I call you Hermy?
Hermione: ::British accent:: Sure.
Lindsay: Is that real?
::points to Hermione::
Harry: Oh, for the love of cheese!
::Everyone stares at Harry.::
Lindsay: Just ignore him, he's a little...mental.
Hermione: Yeah, I can see that. He's a little mental on the set too.
Harry: I'm not the mental one!! You are!
::Nods to Lindsay::
Harry: I just wanna be free...::sniffs:: to be with the other wizards and frolic with them...
Lindsay: :: sympathetically:: Awww, you wanna be with your little friends?
::Harry nods a little nod::
Lindsay: Isn't that cute...TOO BAD...you're MY slave now. Anway, Hermy...I call my hamster "Hermy", yeah know?
Hermione: Really now...
::she looks a little scared::
Lindsay: Yeah, I named her Hermione because she looks just like you!
::Hermione blinks::
Lindsay: I think J.K. Rowling stole that name from my thoughts. I was calling you...I mean my hamsters, Hemy loooong before the fifth book came out.
Hermione: That's nice ::still scared::
Lindsay: Yeah, I thought so.
::They sit in silence for a minute or two::
Lindsay: Know any good jokes?
Hermione: Nope...
Lindsay: Too bad...
Ron: I love Hermione.
::Everyone stares at Ron::
Harry: Dude, you said you weren't going to say anything! We shook on it.
Ron: I don't care anymore.
::Ron gets up and walks over to Hermione. He gets down on one knee and pulls out a wee little box.::
Ron: Hermione, will you marry me?
Harry: No! Marry me!!
::Harry tries to reach for something in is pocket but sadly can't. Cho runs out on stage::
Cho: You said you loved me, Harry!
Harry: ::looks away from Cho:: Sorry, baby, but these things happen.
Hermione: I'm sorry, Ron, but I can't.
Harry: Ha! She really loves me!
Hermione: No, actually, I really can't stand you, Harry.
Cho: HA! ::she runs off stage::
Harry: No! Cho come back! ::tries to get up but can't:: I really love you!!
::No answer::
Harry: ::hangs head:: Now I have no one...
Lindsay: YAY!!
::Evil glare from Harry::
Ron: Hermione...why not?
Hermione: Because I'm already engaged.
Ron: To who? You're only fifteen!
Hermione: ...Draco.
Lindsay: OOOOH, Bum bum bum!! We'll be back with our final two guests after theeeeeese messages!!
::the music to go to a commercial comes on::
Harry: What!? Final two? That means I get to go home and leave this place forever!!
::He laughs menacingly and the camera fades out.::
A/N: This is really the first day out of...as many days it takes to interview them all. Please review, hope you enjoyed it!
Commercial Three:
::Ron walks into the library::
Ron: Hey, Hermione, wutcha reading?
::Madam Pince hushes Ron::
Hermione: ::whispering: It's...
::Hermione turns toward the camera and a big smile comes across her face.::
Hermione: ::whispering:: "Hogwarts: A History" and you should too...
::she points at the camera to all the people at home::
Hermione: ::whispering:: ...that's why if you order this great book today you will receive your very own Polyjuice Potion. Only available to the first fifty callers, so call today at 1-800-46492787-2-4478679. That's 1- 800-Hogwarts-a-history. Remember, our operators are standing by...
::Hermione points over to a big pile of books and we see Harry, Ron, and Madam Pince waiting anxiously by the phones.::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::Back to show, we see a still picture of Fred and George Weasley back to back, smiling.::
Lindsay: That's the Weasley twins. They'll be on our show a little later to talk about their new joke shop, located in Diagon Alley.
Harry: Jeez, how long is this show?
Lindsay: If you ever want to go on parole from those chains, then hush!
::Ron smacks Harry on the back of the head::
Harry: What was that for?
Ron: Dunno...
Harry: Why you little...
::He attempts to get up but fortunately the chains are keeping him down.::
Lindsay: Right, anywho, out next guest is the one...the only...HERMIONE GRANGER!!
::into music plays and Hermione comes out and sits in the chair next to host's desk.::
Lindsay: Welcome, Hermy...can I call you Hermy?
Hermione: ::British accent:: Sure.
Lindsay: Is that real?
::points to Hermione::
Harry: Oh, for the love of cheese!
::Everyone stares at Harry.::
Lindsay: Just ignore him, he's a little...mental.
Hermione: Yeah, I can see that. He's a little mental on the set too.
Harry: I'm not the mental one!! You are!
::Nods to Lindsay::
Harry: I just wanna be free...::sniffs:: to be with the other wizards and frolic with them...
Lindsay: :: sympathetically:: Awww, you wanna be with your little friends?
::Harry nods a little nod::
Lindsay: Isn't that cute...TOO BAD...you're MY slave now. Anway, Hermy...I call my hamster "Hermy", yeah know?
Hermione: Really now...
::she looks a little scared::
Lindsay: Yeah, I named her Hermione because she looks just like you!
::Hermione blinks::
Lindsay: I think J.K. Rowling stole that name from my thoughts. I was calling you...I mean my hamsters, Hemy loooong before the fifth book came out.
Hermione: That's nice ::still scared::
Lindsay: Yeah, I thought so.
::They sit in silence for a minute or two::
Lindsay: Know any good jokes?
Hermione: Nope...
Lindsay: Too bad...
Ron: I love Hermione.
::Everyone stares at Ron::
Harry: Dude, you said you weren't going to say anything! We shook on it.
Ron: I don't care anymore.
::Ron gets up and walks over to Hermione. He gets down on one knee and pulls out a wee little box.::
Ron: Hermione, will you marry me?
Harry: No! Marry me!!
::Harry tries to reach for something in is pocket but sadly can't. Cho runs out on stage::
Cho: You said you loved me, Harry!
Harry: ::looks away from Cho:: Sorry, baby, but these things happen.
Hermione: I'm sorry, Ron, but I can't.
Harry: Ha! She really loves me!
Hermione: No, actually, I really can't stand you, Harry.
Cho: HA! ::she runs off stage::
Harry: No! Cho come back! ::tries to get up but can't:: I really love you!!
::No answer::
Harry: ::hangs head:: Now I have no one...
Lindsay: YAY!!
::Evil glare from Harry::
Ron: Hermione...why not?
Hermione: Because I'm already engaged.
Ron: To who? You're only fifteen!
Hermione: ...Draco.
Lindsay: OOOOH, Bum bum bum!! We'll be back with our final two guests after theeeeeese messages!!
::the music to go to a commercial comes on::
Harry: What!? Final two? That means I get to go home and leave this place forever!!
::He laughs menacingly and the camera fades out.::
A/N: This is really the first day out of...as many days it takes to interview them all. Please review, hope you enjoyed it!