Again! I do NOT own anything...::tear:: stop reminding me!...Wait, I do own
something! Myself ::hugs self:: Ah, I feel loved now. Enjoy!
Commercial Four:
::Ron walks into the Gryffindor tower::
Ron: Hey, Hermione, wutcha doing?
Hermione: Your
::Hermione turns toward the camera and a big smile comes across her face.::
Hermione: homework! And I'll do yours, too! Just call right now! Right this very second at 1-800-36-69-466396725-367-63! That's 1-800-do-my-homework- for-me! The first fifty callers get a FREE Polyjuice potion and a FREE copy of "Hogwarts: A History". So call today! Our operators are standing by!
::Hermione points over to a group of about 8 Gryffindors who are on the phone. Every time someone hangs up, the phone rings again.::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::Back to show, we see a still picture of Volide, smiling::
Lindsay: Ah, good to be back...That's ::looks at card:: Voldie! He will be here tomorrow night, performing his single "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows". Hermy, Ron, Harry, aren't you all glad to be back too??
Hermy: Oh yes, I'm ::gets mad and stares at Ron:: SO HAPPY...
Ron: ::through gritted teeth:: ME TOO.
::the both now have their backs to each other::
Lindsay: Harry? What about you?
Harry: I'm very happy, Lindsay.
Lindsay: Why? You're in chains...
Harry: Yes...but soon I will not be.
Lindsay: Say's who?
Harry: At the end of the show. Then I shall be a free little wizard.
Lindsay: Riiight, whatever. Anyway, Hermy...you wanna sit of the floor dearie, over there...::points next to Ron:: 'Cause we need to make space for the next guest.
Hermione: I'll just leave...::starts to get up::
Lindsay: You don't wanna stay? ::is about to cry::
Hermione: I don't want to be near him...::points at Ron::
Lindsay ::snaps fingers and a chair pops up opposite side of host desk:: And neither does out next guest! Put your hands together for Draco Malfoy!
::the music plays and Draco walks out::
Ron: WHAT!?
Harry: WHAT!?
Hermione: Yay!!
::Draco sits down next to Harry::
Lindsay: Welcome, Draco.
Draco: ::British accent:: Thank you.
Lindsay: Is that...
Harry, Ron, Hermione: YES!
Lindsay: Just making sure...he COULD be an imposter.
Draco: Hi, Hermy! ::waves to Hermione across the desk::
Ron: ::growls::
Harry: ::whistling "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" and looking around::
Hermione: Hi, my little sugar dumpling.
Lindsay: Have you ever had chicken and dumplings, Draco?
Draco: Um...yes?
Lindsay: I think they would be better with sugar dumplings...
Hermione: ...
Draco: ...
Ron: ...
Harry: Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows...
::Everyone stares at Harry::
Harry: What? It's a catchy tune.
Lindsay: So, Draco...we've heard about your little proposal...
::Hermione and Lindsay giggle::
Draco: Well, yes...
Hermione: ::sigh:: He's so romantic...
Lindsay: So, HOW did that happen? I mean...one minute you're calling her ::points to Hermione:: a Mudblood. What happen?
Draco: Well, it all started when...
Hermione: Wait a minute...
Draco: Yes, sweetie?
Hermione: You did call me a Mudblood...more than once...
Draco: Yes, well...there is no denying it...I mean, you aren't pure- blood...so...you are a...Mudblood...
Hermione: Okay! That is it!
::She takes her ring off and chucks it a Draco's head. It hits him in the right spot and he falls unconscience.::
Hermione: I can't believe how blind I am!
::she turns to Ron::
Hermione: I'm so sorry. I should have seen it all along. You were the one who when Draco called me a Mudblood, defended me...
Ron: Well, duh...
Hermione: I'm sorry...
Ron: I love you?
Hermione: I love you, too, Ronnie.
::They lean in to kiss::
Lindsay: Isn't this sweet!
Harry: AH!! MY EYES! I'M GOING TO BE BLIND!!
::everyone stares at Harry. Harry begins to rub his eyes::
Harry: OOOOOW!!!
Lindsay: You just ruined the moment! If you think you are EVER going to get out of THOSE chains mister, then you are WRONG!
Harry: No! I was just eating this taco and got hot sauce in my eye!
Ron: Where did you get the taco?
Harry: It was in Draco's pocket.
Ron: Oh, okay.
Hermione: Does anyone else thinks that's a little weird?
::everyone else shakes their heads::
Lindsay: I think it's perfectly normal...look what I got in my pocket...
::she pulls out a puppy dog::
Lindsay: Isn't she just the cutest?
Ron: I don't like dogs...
Lindsay: Too bad! Here, Ron, hold her while we go into a commercial.
Ron: Why me?
Lindsay: Because Harry's eating a taco, and Hermione isn't doing anything. So here...
::she snaps her fingers and Ron is now holding the dog::
Lindsay: Aw, so cute...we'll be right back with Fred and George!
::audience applauds for the second time that night...hmm...and the camera fades out::
A/N: Yeah, so...what'd you think? You know that hot sauce incident really happened to me at age 2. My dad and I got Taco Bell and he was putting hot sauce on an taco and it bounced off the taco and into my eye. Don't ask how, it just did...then we washed it out and go Oreos...I remember that day so well...don't ask how...I just do...woo, got off track, please review and I'll update shortly!!
Commercial Four:
::Ron walks into the Gryffindor tower::
Ron: Hey, Hermione, wutcha doing?
Hermione: Your
::Hermione turns toward the camera and a big smile comes across her face.::
Hermione: homework! And I'll do yours, too! Just call right now! Right this very second at 1-800-36-69-466396725-367-63! That's 1-800-do-my-homework- for-me! The first fifty callers get a FREE Polyjuice potion and a FREE copy of "Hogwarts: A History". So call today! Our operators are standing by!
::Hermione points over to a group of about 8 Gryffindors who are on the phone. Every time someone hangs up, the phone rings again.::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::Back to show, we see a still picture of Volide, smiling::
Lindsay: Ah, good to be back...That's ::looks at card:: Voldie! He will be here tomorrow night, performing his single "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows". Hermy, Ron, Harry, aren't you all glad to be back too??
Hermy: Oh yes, I'm ::gets mad and stares at Ron:: SO HAPPY...
Ron: ::through gritted teeth:: ME TOO.
::the both now have their backs to each other::
Lindsay: Harry? What about you?
Harry: I'm very happy, Lindsay.
Lindsay: Why? You're in chains...
Harry: Yes...but soon I will not be.
Lindsay: Say's who?
Harry: At the end of the show. Then I shall be a free little wizard.
Lindsay: Riiight, whatever. Anyway, Hermy...you wanna sit of the floor dearie, over there...::points next to Ron:: 'Cause we need to make space for the next guest.
Hermione: I'll just leave...::starts to get up::
Lindsay: You don't wanna stay? ::is about to cry::
Hermione: I don't want to be near him...::points at Ron::
Lindsay ::snaps fingers and a chair pops up opposite side of host desk:: And neither does out next guest! Put your hands together for Draco Malfoy!
::the music plays and Draco walks out::
Ron: WHAT!?
Harry: WHAT!?
Hermione: Yay!!
::Draco sits down next to Harry::
Lindsay: Welcome, Draco.
Draco: ::British accent:: Thank you.
Lindsay: Is that...
Harry, Ron, Hermione: YES!
Lindsay: Just making sure...he COULD be an imposter.
Draco: Hi, Hermy! ::waves to Hermione across the desk::
Ron: ::growls::
Harry: ::whistling "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" and looking around::
Hermione: Hi, my little sugar dumpling.
Lindsay: Have you ever had chicken and dumplings, Draco?
Draco: Um...yes?
Lindsay: I think they would be better with sugar dumplings...
Hermione: ...
Draco: ...
Ron: ...
Harry: Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows...
::Everyone stares at Harry::
Harry: What? It's a catchy tune.
Lindsay: So, Draco...we've heard about your little proposal...
::Hermione and Lindsay giggle::
Draco: Well, yes...
Hermione: ::sigh:: He's so romantic...
Lindsay: So, HOW did that happen? I mean...one minute you're calling her ::points to Hermione:: a Mudblood. What happen?
Draco: Well, it all started when...
Hermione: Wait a minute...
Draco: Yes, sweetie?
Hermione: You did call me a Mudblood...more than once...
Draco: Yes, well...there is no denying it...I mean, you aren't pure- blood...so...you are a...Mudblood...
Hermione: Okay! That is it!
::She takes her ring off and chucks it a Draco's head. It hits him in the right spot and he falls unconscience.::
Hermione: I can't believe how blind I am!
::she turns to Ron::
Hermione: I'm so sorry. I should have seen it all along. You were the one who when Draco called me a Mudblood, defended me...
Ron: Well, duh...
Hermione: I'm sorry...
Ron: I love you?
Hermione: I love you, too, Ronnie.
::They lean in to kiss::
Lindsay: Isn't this sweet!
Harry: AH!! MY EYES! I'M GOING TO BE BLIND!!
::everyone stares at Harry. Harry begins to rub his eyes::
Harry: OOOOOW!!!
Lindsay: You just ruined the moment! If you think you are EVER going to get out of THOSE chains mister, then you are WRONG!
Harry: No! I was just eating this taco and got hot sauce in my eye!
Ron: Where did you get the taco?
Harry: It was in Draco's pocket.
Ron: Oh, okay.
Hermione: Does anyone else thinks that's a little weird?
::everyone else shakes their heads::
Lindsay: I think it's perfectly normal...look what I got in my pocket...
::she pulls out a puppy dog::
Lindsay: Isn't she just the cutest?
Ron: I don't like dogs...
Lindsay: Too bad! Here, Ron, hold her while we go into a commercial.
Ron: Why me?
Lindsay: Because Harry's eating a taco, and Hermione isn't doing anything. So here...
::she snaps her fingers and Ron is now holding the dog::
Lindsay: Aw, so cute...we'll be right back with Fred and George!
::audience applauds for the second time that night...hmm...and the camera fades out::
A/N: Yeah, so...what'd you think? You know that hot sauce incident really happened to me at age 2. My dad and I got Taco Bell and he was putting hot sauce on an taco and it bounced off the taco and into my eye. Don't ask how, it just did...then we washed it out and go Oreos...I remember that day so well...don't ask how...I just do...woo, got off track, please review and I'll update shortly!!