I don't own Harry Potter...quit making me remind myself...
Commercial Five:
Volide: Hello, all. I just wanted to remind you again to buy my new CD coming out Friday! "Puppies, Kitties, and Butterflies"! It's going to be great!
::begins to dance to one of the new songs "Saving Lives".::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lindsay: Welcome back! I can't wait until tomorrow's show, it's going to be great!
Harry: Too bad I'm not going to be here.
Lindsay ::chuckles:: ::thinks to self:: That's what you think, Mister...::aloud:: Whatever.
Hermione: So, Ronnie...as I was saying, the wedding should be in the Muggle world...
Ron: ::holding dog out:: Un-huh, un-huh...sure...yeah...wow...
Hermione: Are you even listening to me?
Ron: Yes, wedding in Muggle world, dad'll love it.
Mr. Weasley from Audience: I can't wait!
Ron: Dad?
::Mr. Weasley waves::
Ron: Um...hi...
::Draco wakes up::
Draco: Who took Joe!?
Lindsay and Harry: Who's Joe?
Joe from inside Harry's stomach: ::muffled:: I'm in here!
::Draco puts his ear up to Harry's stomach::
Draco: You ate Joe!
Hermione: Uh-oh...
Ron: What?
Hermione: Joe was Dracos favorite taco...
Draco: ::on the floor sobbing:: He...was...my...bestest...FRIEND...::big looooong snort from Draco::
Hermione: That's so sad...
Draco: I was...::sniff:: going to give him to you, Hermy...
Hermione: Drakie! You really do care!
::She runs to him and comforts him, the dog in Ron's hands barks because he is squeezing it out of rage::
Dog: Squeak, squeak.
Lindsay: Um...Ron...I don't think dogs are suppose to make noises like that...
Harry: ::imitating the dog:: Squeak, squeak.
Hermione: You worry me, Harry...
Ron: ::roar::
::everyone stares at Ron::
Draco: Mommy?
Ron: That's what you're going to be saying in a minute!
::he takes off Draco and pounces on him::
Hermione: STOP IT, RON!
Draco: ::in the middle of the fight:: Why...I mean...right, GET OFF!
Harry: ::opens eyes:: What did I miss?
Lindsay: STOP!
::Everyone stops and stares at her::
Lindsay: SIT DOWN!
::Ron and Hermione sit in chairs. Draco sits on the floor.::
Harry: But I already am...
Lindsay: SHUT UP!
Ron: What now?
Lindsay: SHUT UP!
::Ron shuts up::
Lindsay: Ahh, much better. Now welcome out guests...::snaps fingers and two chairs pop up:: I feel like I own the world...FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!
::Fred and George walk out on stage to the into music a little frightened.::
Lindsay: Gred, Feorge, have a seat.
::They sit immediately::
Lindsay: Are you scared of me?
::they nod their heads::
Lindsay: Ah, ha ha...Don't be...
::They sigh and everything is better::
Fred: So, Lindsay...how are you?
Lindsay: I'm great. Sorry I scared you guys there.
George: Ah, no problem. Doesn't really bother us, I mean ::whispers:: look at our mother.
Mrs. Weasley from audience: I heard that!
Fred: Love ya, mum!
Lindsay: So, tell us about your shop.
Fred: Well, we're located in Diagon Alley.
George: Yes, we have everything from our new inventions, which we aren't aloud to mention on live television, to all the old, classic jokes.
Fred: Yes, you've got to come by and see us sometime.
Lindsay: Yes, well, later this week we'll be by there so we can have a look around and advertise you more!
George: We'll give you the money later...
:Fred smacks George and whispers something to him::
George: I mean, free samples for ALLLLLL!
::the crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Wow...you guys are nice.
Fred: Yeah, we know.
Lindsay: Anything else anyone has to add to this?
::Ron raises his hand::
Lindsay: Yes?
Ron: Does this mean, Hermione and I aren't getting married anymore?
Hermione: Nope, Drakie cares about me still.
Ron: Marry both of us...
Draco: Um...yeah...
Hermione: Um...OKAY!
Lindsay: Aww, now everyone's happy!
Harry: Even me!
Lindsay: ::ahem:: Whatever...
Harry: What do you mean by "whatever"?
Lindsay: You'll see...so, Gred, Feorge. Are you happy.
George: Oh, yes, very.
Fred: Never better.
Lindsay: Great! Now, tomorrow, we got a great show! We go Voldie singing a new one!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Oliver Wood!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Mrs. Norris!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Guilderoy Lockhart!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: ...and last but definitely not least, the famous, Harry Potter! Night everyone!
::outro music begins and audience begins to applause::
Harry: WHAT!?
Lindsay: Bye!! ::waves bye to the camera::
Harry: What are you talking about!? I'm not going to be here! No! STOP WITH THE MUSIC! STOP IT! NOOOO!!!
::camera fades out::
A/N: Well...that was interesting...for me and I know for you, too. Please stay turned for I've got many many many more chapters to write soooooooo...stay tuned!!
Commercial Five:
Volide: Hello, all. I just wanted to remind you again to buy my new CD coming out Friday! "Puppies, Kitties, and Butterflies"! It's going to be great!
::begins to dance to one of the new songs "Saving Lives".::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lindsay: Welcome back! I can't wait until tomorrow's show, it's going to be great!
Harry: Too bad I'm not going to be here.
Lindsay ::chuckles:: ::thinks to self:: That's what you think, Mister...::aloud:: Whatever.
Hermione: So, Ronnie...as I was saying, the wedding should be in the Muggle world...
Ron: ::holding dog out:: Un-huh, un-huh...sure...yeah...wow...
Hermione: Are you even listening to me?
Ron: Yes, wedding in Muggle world, dad'll love it.
Mr. Weasley from Audience: I can't wait!
Ron: Dad?
::Mr. Weasley waves::
Ron: Um...hi...
::Draco wakes up::
Draco: Who took Joe!?
Lindsay and Harry: Who's Joe?
Joe from inside Harry's stomach: ::muffled:: I'm in here!
::Draco puts his ear up to Harry's stomach::
Draco: You ate Joe!
Hermione: Uh-oh...
Ron: What?
Hermione: Joe was Dracos favorite taco...
Draco: ::on the floor sobbing:: He...was...my...bestest...FRIEND...::big looooong snort from Draco::
Hermione: That's so sad...
Draco: I was...::sniff:: going to give him to you, Hermy...
Hermione: Drakie! You really do care!
::She runs to him and comforts him, the dog in Ron's hands barks because he is squeezing it out of rage::
Dog: Squeak, squeak.
Lindsay: Um...Ron...I don't think dogs are suppose to make noises like that...
Harry: ::imitating the dog:: Squeak, squeak.
Hermione: You worry me, Harry...
Ron: ::roar::
::everyone stares at Ron::
Draco: Mommy?
Ron: That's what you're going to be saying in a minute!
::he takes off Draco and pounces on him::
Hermione: STOP IT, RON!
Draco: ::in the middle of the fight:: Why...I mean...right, GET OFF!
Harry: ::opens eyes:: What did I miss?
Lindsay: STOP!
::Everyone stops and stares at her::
Lindsay: SIT DOWN!
::Ron and Hermione sit in chairs. Draco sits on the floor.::
Harry: But I already am...
Lindsay: SHUT UP!
Ron: What now?
Lindsay: SHUT UP!
::Ron shuts up::
Lindsay: Ahh, much better. Now welcome out guests...::snaps fingers and two chairs pop up:: I feel like I own the world...FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!
::Fred and George walk out on stage to the into music a little frightened.::
Lindsay: Gred, Feorge, have a seat.
::They sit immediately::
Lindsay: Are you scared of me?
::they nod their heads::
Lindsay: Ah, ha ha...Don't be...
::They sigh and everything is better::
Fred: So, Lindsay...how are you?
Lindsay: I'm great. Sorry I scared you guys there.
George: Ah, no problem. Doesn't really bother us, I mean ::whispers:: look at our mother.
Mrs. Weasley from audience: I heard that!
Fred: Love ya, mum!
Lindsay: So, tell us about your shop.
Fred: Well, we're located in Diagon Alley.
George: Yes, we have everything from our new inventions, which we aren't aloud to mention on live television, to all the old, classic jokes.
Fred: Yes, you've got to come by and see us sometime.
Lindsay: Yes, well, later this week we'll be by there so we can have a look around and advertise you more!
George: We'll give you the money later...
:Fred smacks George and whispers something to him::
George: I mean, free samples for ALLLLLL!
::the crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Wow...you guys are nice.
Fred: Yeah, we know.
Lindsay: Anything else anyone has to add to this?
::Ron raises his hand::
Lindsay: Yes?
Ron: Does this mean, Hermione and I aren't getting married anymore?
Hermione: Nope, Drakie cares about me still.
Ron: Marry both of us...
Draco: Um...yeah...
Hermione: Um...OKAY!
Lindsay: Aww, now everyone's happy!
Harry: Even me!
Lindsay: ::ahem:: Whatever...
Harry: What do you mean by "whatever"?
Lindsay: You'll see...so, Gred, Feorge. Are you happy.
George: Oh, yes, very.
Fred: Never better.
Lindsay: Great! Now, tomorrow, we got a great show! We go Voldie singing a new one!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Oliver Wood!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Mrs. Norris!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: Guilderoy Lockhart!
::crowd cheers::
Lindsay: ...and last but definitely not least, the famous, Harry Potter! Night everyone!
::outro music begins and audience begins to applause::
Harry: WHAT!?
Lindsay: Bye!! ::waves bye to the camera::
Harry: What are you talking about!? I'm not going to be here! No! STOP WITH THE MUSIC! STOP IT! NOOOO!!!
::camera fades out::
A/N: Well...that was interesting...for me and I know for you, too. Please stay turned for I've got many many many more chapters to write soooooooo...stay tuned!!