Valentine's day for losers
Roses are red, pickles are green
I love your legs and what's between
I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass
Hearts and roses and kisses galore..
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...fuck Valentines Day!

I hoped you like it. It's my first thing ever written on fanfiction.
Review if you like, they would be apprecitated.