Ok kids...we all know that I don't know own naruto...hell if I was more creative I would prolly make my own characters, but alas I am not....hope you enjoy it...
Time to time...
'7 A.M....7 AM!! awwwww man I'm late again!!' Naruto was more then a little exhausted from yesterday's training/missions. He had spent the entire day chasing a canary around the village, he never realized jumping from roof top to roof top could be so difficult. Despite the huge black bags under his eyes he was moving as fast as normal. 'Shirt....shoes....headband....' thought Naruto.
'Let's go!' Naruto shouted as he jumped out of his window onto the sidewalk and started running down the street to the team meeting place. 'NARUTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!??' Naruto heard as he was running. A quick 180 degree spin had him facing sakura, her face was very distorted. Naruto felt as if she was angry at him for something....but what? Naruto stood facing her with a curious look on his face, he looked behind him scratching his head 'What is it Sakura?'
'Put on some pants you PERVERT!!' Sakura screamed charging Naruto.
'Whaaaa....??' Naruto looked at his legs. He was indeed pants less, he must have forgotten them in the chaos of getting ready for missions. 'Sakura I can expla....' Naruto wasn't able to finish his sentence as a fist splattered his face like a watermelon. Naruto let out a yelp as he skidded across the ground to a slow and painful stop.
'Now go put some pants on now before Sasuke sees you, dumbass' Sakura was holding a fist hard enough to turn coal into a diamond. Naruto did as he was told, embarrassed that he had messed up in front of Sakura yet again. 'Wait for me will you?' Naruto asked as he jumped into his window.
'Ohhhh...alright' sakura said to herself as she leaned up against a wooden-fence waiting for Naruto. Sakura shut her eyes not wanting to accidentally see Naruto naked, after about 30 seconds she felt someone walk by her.
'Naruto at least tell me when you're ready to....' sakura started yelling when she stopped dead. Sasuke was walking past her, she was looking at the back of his raven black hair. He stopped dead, and just stood there. Sakura was about to begin apologizing when Sasuke spoke.
'Don't mistake me for the Dead-last...' Sasuke opened one eye and looked up at Naruto's window. Naruto jumped down, but caught his hand on the railing of his deck before he began to fall. 'Shit I forgot my Kuni!' Naruto yelled as he flipped back into his window, jumping out a second later 'OK LETS GO!'
'Excited as usual' Sasuke sighed.
'Come on we don't wanna be late' Sakura scolded Naruto.
'Not like it'll matter...he's gonna be late as usual anyway' Naruto responded.
'Hey guys...wanna race?' Naruto playfully asked.
'Sure dead-last' Sasuke jumped onto a street light and started hopping from rooftop to rooftop.
Naruto's face exploded in red 'cheater! I didn't say go yet!' Naruto yelled as he began to chase.
Unfortunately for Naruto, the chase wouldn't begin easily. Sasuke had dropped caltrops for Naruto to step on, which he did. 'OOOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!' Naruto yelped in pain as he hopped on one foot. Until his foot hit another caltrop...it looked like he was playing hop-scotch in a circle. 'Come-on Naruto, don't wanna be dead-last again do you?' Sakura giggled as she jumped after Sasuke. It took Naruto about a minute and a half to get all the caltrops out of his sandals. 'Here I come!' Naruto bellowed as he ran as fast as he could. 'Dammit I have to slow them down some how' Naruto pondered as he ran. Then it dawned on him, shadow clones! Naruto stopped and made a hand seal 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu'. Five shadow clones appeared and all jumped on rooftops towards the meeting spot. Naruto continued to run hoping the shadow clones would slow down Sasuke enough for Naruto to come in first.
'That moron...'Sasuke thought to himself as he saw Naruto flying toward him from his left.
'How could he catch up to me that quickly?' Sasuke pondered as he landed on a roof top and hopped up enough for Naruto to fly underneath him and slam onto the roof, exploding in a poof of smoke. 'A shadow!?' Sasuke didn't have enough time to think as two more Naruto's jumped at him grabbing onto his legs and arms.
'Got ya' both Narutos sneered simultaneously.
'Hardly' Sasuke said emotionlessly. Sasuke jumped strait forward as if nobody was holding him down. The Naruto holding onto Sasuke's legs had to grab onto his left arm just to hold on. Both Narutos were yelling while Sasuke continued on his path acting unhindered. A kuni hit one of the Narutos in the back making him disappear in the same fashion as the first shadow clone. Sasuke looked behind him and saw Sakura trailing a rooftop behind, gazing at him wondrously.
'What is that girl's problem?' Sasuke thought to himself. Sasuke, now with a free arm stabbed the other attached Naruto in the arm with one of his kuni.
'OOOOOWWWWWWW.....I'm the real one MORON!' Naruto yelled as he let go and held onto his arm.
'Shut-up I didn't stab you that hard' Sasuke said as he continued. Sakura stopped and began to scold Naruto. 'You idiot, you shouldn't have sent your clones after Sasuke, then you wouldn't have gotten hurt!'
'I know I know...but I have another plan' Naruto snickered deviously. Sakura slapped her head in frustration.
'You see my dear...' Naruto couldn't finish his sentence because Sakura bashed him on the top of his head.
'Don't call me dear! Only Sasuke can do that!'
'Ouch...sorry' Naruto's face went from pain back to devious thought in a split-second.
'You see...I still have a shadow clone out there, and he set up traps.' Naruto's face became dark and menacing 'I'll get him yet!' Naruto jumped up and sped off after Sasuke.
'What a moron' Sakura said to herself. Sasuke was about 5 rooftops ahead of Naruto when naruto noticed himself standing on a rooftop in the distance giving a thumbs up. 'ppppeeerrrrfffeeecccttt' Naruto smiled. The shadow clone then disappeared, Naruto saw Sasuke coming up towards the trip wire.
'Oh Sasuke!' yelled a voice Sasuke didn't recognize. Sasuke turned around and saw a beautiful blond, naked on the roof-top. Sasuke didn't slow down while analyzing the beautiful woman, she had whisker scars on her face, Naruto! Sasuke turned his head facing forward when he noticed the tripwire too late.
The wire caught Sasuke's foot, and pulled tight so Sasuke fell to the ground face first.
'Who'sdeadlastnowsucker' Naruto said very quickly as he sped by. Suddenly Sasuke exploded in a puff of smoke. Naruto finally jumped onto the bridge where they meet for their missions.
'Oh yea, who's first! I'm first! I'm the man! Nobody is better then me! I showed you Sasuke!' Naruto was dancing around and yelling.
'Who's better then who?' Sasuke said as Naruto turned around to see Sasuke and Sakura sitting on the bridge.
'We've been here for about ten minutes' Sakura smiled and poked out her tongue.
'But...I...clone...trap...' Naruto was almost speechless.
'You're not the only one who can make shadow clones...dead-last' smiled Sasuke.
'Why you back stabbing...I'll show you!' Naruto pulled up his sleeve ready to deck Sasuke.
'Hey hey now, we don't need this yet, save your energy, you'll need it' came a voice from the top of a pillar close by.
'Who...?' Naruto asked himself as Sakura waved and smiled. 'Hiiiii sensei' sakura yelled.
'Ohhhh...heh...' Naruto scratched the back of his head and smiled a smile of relief.
'Humph' Sasuke sighed.
Time to time...
'7 A.M....7 AM!! awwwww man I'm late again!!' Naruto was more then a little exhausted from yesterday's training/missions. He had spent the entire day chasing a canary around the village, he never realized jumping from roof top to roof top could be so difficult. Despite the huge black bags under his eyes he was moving as fast as normal. 'Shirt....shoes....headband....' thought Naruto.
'Let's go!' Naruto shouted as he jumped out of his window onto the sidewalk and started running down the street to the team meeting place. 'NARUTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!??' Naruto heard as he was running. A quick 180 degree spin had him facing sakura, her face was very distorted. Naruto felt as if she was angry at him for something....but what? Naruto stood facing her with a curious look on his face, he looked behind him scratching his head 'What is it Sakura?'
'Put on some pants you PERVERT!!' Sakura screamed charging Naruto.
'Whaaaa....??' Naruto looked at his legs. He was indeed pants less, he must have forgotten them in the chaos of getting ready for missions. 'Sakura I can expla....' Naruto wasn't able to finish his sentence as a fist splattered his face like a watermelon. Naruto let out a yelp as he skidded across the ground to a slow and painful stop.
'Now go put some pants on now before Sasuke sees you, dumbass' Sakura was holding a fist hard enough to turn coal into a diamond. Naruto did as he was told, embarrassed that he had messed up in front of Sakura yet again. 'Wait for me will you?' Naruto asked as he jumped into his window.
'Ohhhh...alright' sakura said to herself as she leaned up against a wooden-fence waiting for Naruto. Sakura shut her eyes not wanting to accidentally see Naruto naked, after about 30 seconds she felt someone walk by her.
'Naruto at least tell me when you're ready to....' sakura started yelling when she stopped dead. Sasuke was walking past her, she was looking at the back of his raven black hair. He stopped dead, and just stood there. Sakura was about to begin apologizing when Sasuke spoke.
'Don't mistake me for the Dead-last...' Sasuke opened one eye and looked up at Naruto's window. Naruto jumped down, but caught his hand on the railing of his deck before he began to fall. 'Shit I forgot my Kuni!' Naruto yelled as he flipped back into his window, jumping out a second later 'OK LETS GO!'
'Excited as usual' Sasuke sighed.
'Come on we don't wanna be late' Sakura scolded Naruto.
'Not like it'll matter...he's gonna be late as usual anyway' Naruto responded.
'Hey guys...wanna race?' Naruto playfully asked.
'Sure dead-last' Sasuke jumped onto a street light and started hopping from rooftop to rooftop.
Naruto's face exploded in red 'cheater! I didn't say go yet!' Naruto yelled as he began to chase.
Unfortunately for Naruto, the chase wouldn't begin easily. Sasuke had dropped caltrops for Naruto to step on, which he did. 'OOOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!' Naruto yelped in pain as he hopped on one foot. Until his foot hit another caltrop...it looked like he was playing hop-scotch in a circle. 'Come-on Naruto, don't wanna be dead-last again do you?' Sakura giggled as she jumped after Sasuke. It took Naruto about a minute and a half to get all the caltrops out of his sandals. 'Here I come!' Naruto bellowed as he ran as fast as he could. 'Dammit I have to slow them down some how' Naruto pondered as he ran. Then it dawned on him, shadow clones! Naruto stopped and made a hand seal 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu'. Five shadow clones appeared and all jumped on rooftops towards the meeting spot. Naruto continued to run hoping the shadow clones would slow down Sasuke enough for Naruto to come in first.
'That moron...'Sasuke thought to himself as he saw Naruto flying toward him from his left.
'How could he catch up to me that quickly?' Sasuke pondered as he landed on a roof top and hopped up enough for Naruto to fly underneath him and slam onto the roof, exploding in a poof of smoke. 'A shadow!?' Sasuke didn't have enough time to think as two more Naruto's jumped at him grabbing onto his legs and arms.
'Got ya' both Narutos sneered simultaneously.
'Hardly' Sasuke said emotionlessly. Sasuke jumped strait forward as if nobody was holding him down. The Naruto holding onto Sasuke's legs had to grab onto his left arm just to hold on. Both Narutos were yelling while Sasuke continued on his path acting unhindered. A kuni hit one of the Narutos in the back making him disappear in the same fashion as the first shadow clone. Sasuke looked behind him and saw Sakura trailing a rooftop behind, gazing at him wondrously.
'What is that girl's problem?' Sasuke thought to himself. Sasuke, now with a free arm stabbed the other attached Naruto in the arm with one of his kuni.
'OOOOOWWWWWWW.....I'm the real one MORON!' Naruto yelled as he let go and held onto his arm.
'Shut-up I didn't stab you that hard' Sasuke said as he continued. Sakura stopped and began to scold Naruto. 'You idiot, you shouldn't have sent your clones after Sasuke, then you wouldn't have gotten hurt!'
'I know I know...but I have another plan' Naruto snickered deviously. Sakura slapped her head in frustration.
'You see my dear...' Naruto couldn't finish his sentence because Sakura bashed him on the top of his head.
'Don't call me dear! Only Sasuke can do that!'
'Ouch...sorry' Naruto's face went from pain back to devious thought in a split-second.
'You see...I still have a shadow clone out there, and he set up traps.' Naruto's face became dark and menacing 'I'll get him yet!' Naruto jumped up and sped off after Sasuke.
'What a moron' Sakura said to herself. Sasuke was about 5 rooftops ahead of Naruto when naruto noticed himself standing on a rooftop in the distance giving a thumbs up. 'ppppeeerrrrfffeeecccttt' Naruto smiled. The shadow clone then disappeared, Naruto saw Sasuke coming up towards the trip wire.
'Oh Sasuke!' yelled a voice Sasuke didn't recognize. Sasuke turned around and saw a beautiful blond, naked on the roof-top. Sasuke didn't slow down while analyzing the beautiful woman, she had whisker scars on her face, Naruto! Sasuke turned his head facing forward when he noticed the tripwire too late.
The wire caught Sasuke's foot, and pulled tight so Sasuke fell to the ground face first.
'Who'sdeadlastnowsucker' Naruto said very quickly as he sped by. Suddenly Sasuke exploded in a puff of smoke. Naruto finally jumped onto the bridge where they meet for their missions.
'Oh yea, who's first! I'm first! I'm the man! Nobody is better then me! I showed you Sasuke!' Naruto was dancing around and yelling.
'Who's better then who?' Sasuke said as Naruto turned around to see Sasuke and Sakura sitting on the bridge.
'We've been here for about ten minutes' Sakura smiled and poked out her tongue.
'But...I...clone...trap...' Naruto was almost speechless.
'You're not the only one who can make shadow clones...dead-last' smiled Sasuke.
'Why you back stabbing...I'll show you!' Naruto pulled up his sleeve ready to deck Sasuke.
'Hey hey now, we don't need this yet, save your energy, you'll need it' came a voice from the top of a pillar close by.
'Who...?' Naruto asked himself as Sakura waved and smiled. 'Hiiiii sensei' sakura yelled.
'Ohhhh...heh...' Naruto scratched the back of his head and smiled a smile of relief.
'Humph' Sasuke sighed.