Ch 1: Hey, What's this Dohicky For?
Miaka and Yui were walking to a table in the library so they could get in some studying before cram school. Suddenly, they passed a door with "ENTER AND DIE" on it. Miaka pointed and said," Hey Yui, let's check it out!"
Yui hesitantly said," But it says we shouldn't go in…"
Miaka "accidently" threw her pen under the door. She then said," Well, now we HAVE to go in and get my pen!"
So in they went. Yui took one look at all of the rare books and started shoving as many as she could into her bag while saying," I'm gonna be RICH selling all of these on the black market…."
Miaka thought, Is that what happened to my dancing mouse?
Out of the blue, the earth rumbled beneath their feet.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Yui shrieked.
"Stop drop and roll! Stop drop and roll!" Miaka said, while following her own advice. While rolling on the floor like a pig in the mud, she rammed into a bookshelf, sending one of the books flying on top of her and Yui. It engulfed them in a red light and they vanished from the face of the earth.
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Miaka and Yui fell to the ground in a heap.
Miaka cheered," Do it again! Do it again!"
Yui looked around and asked," Where are we?" The girls stood up and looked around. They were in a barren plain with a few trees here and there. A voice behind them asked," Are ye lost?"
Both girls jumped in shock and started beating the heck out of the poor person. Stepping back to examine their handi-work, they saw that their "attacker" was actually a band of old monks.
Moaning in pain, one said," Aaaaaiiiyaaa…..ye be no angels…"
Another added," Me arthritis…."
A young man leapt out of nowhere in front of the teenage girls and said," For shame, evil old people! I will protect these hot young girls from you lecherous old slavers!"
In vain a monk cried," We mean no harm unto thee!" But the young man didn't pay attention. As he was beating the crap out of the senile priests, a red kanji mark for "demon" shone on his forehead. Miaka and Yui could only stare and blush. They could only think, DAMN he's fine!
The guy dusted off his hands and said," THAT outta teach them…" He turned to Miaka and Yui and said," Now, that'll be worth at least a couple mon, or even a ryu!" The two girls looked blankly at the guy. Taking the hint, he trotted off singing," Money is a guy's best frieeeeeeend…" And before the girls could chase after him to ask for his name and email address, they were once again engulfed in a bright red light and unceremoniously plopped back down into the library.
Miaka said," Whoooaaa, that was cool."
Yui agreed," You said it."
Confused, Miaka said," No I didn't. I just said that was cool. When did I say "it" ?"
Slapping herself on her forehead, Yui grabbed Miaka's hand and said," Come on, we're late for Cram school. Even though I would rather find that handsome guy again, we BOTH know that education is more important than anything, including true love."
Miaka whistled and said," Wow, the teachers really have you brainwashed, don't they?"
And so they trotted off to school, unsuspecting of anything weird or just plain wrong.