I don't own anything except myself and that's it...nothing else...and maybe
my puppy...and that's it and NOTHING else...except maybe this chair...but
nothing else! Maybe this hat...
~*~*~Next Day~*~*~
::We are in a light studio and there are people in the audience, someone sitting in the host desk, and a guest. Ah, it's Harry. Who would have guessed? The intro music comes on and the audience applauds::
Lindsay: Welcome back again! This is day two of the...
Harry: ::he has a 5 o'clock shadow:: ...the rest of my life...
Lindsay: Exactly! HPTV! Our first guest tonight ::picks up card:: is Harry Potter! Give him a hand!
::the crowd applauds again::
Lindsay: Welcome, Harry!
Harry: You idiot! I've been here for the past 24 hours!
Lindsay: How's your stay?
Harry: Miserable!
Lindsay: That's fantastic...say...Harry, is that real?
::Lindsay points at Harry::
Harry: What my scar?
Lindsay: ::thinks about it:: That...and your accent.
Harry: ::sigh:: The accent is real for the fifth time.
Lindsay: And the scar?
Harry: Yes, it was given to me by Voldemort.
Lindsay: ::gasp:: Do you mean...VOLDIE?
Harry: I suppose so...
Lindsay: Well, that's great! He'll be on later tonight performing a few of his new songs from his new CD...
::Lindsay holds up the CD::
Lindsay: "Puppies, Kitties, and Butterflies".
Harry: Well, isn't that just peachy...
Lindsay: YES IT IS! Our next guest is...an idiot...please welcome Guilderoy Lockhart!
::The intro music begins and Guilderoy comes out on stage and sits down in the chair next to the host desk looking at Harry::
Guilderoy: What happened to him?
::He points to Harry::
Harry: She's a mad woman! Don't look into her eyes! DON'T DO IT!
Lindsay: He drank the water...want some water?
Guilderoy: Okay!
::Lindsay hands Guilderoy a bottle of water and Guilderoy stares at it.::
Guilderoy: Well isn't this a funny little contraption.
Lindsay: Yeah, you twist the top off of it and drink from it...it took me forever to figure that one out.
::She opens a bottle herself and takes a swig from it::
Guilderoy: So, Lindsay. How are you?
Lindsay: ::slams the water bottle on the table, water flies in every direction:: I'll be the one asking the questions around here!...So, Guilderoy. How are you?
Guilderoy: I'm just great. I had to nip a few pixies back into their cage, that's why I was a wee bit late, one of my classes didn't bother doing it.
Harry: You're a bad teacher.
Guilderoy: I know...I've always wanted to be a charms teacher...
Lindsay: That's great because I don't care and you are boring me!
Guilderoy: Well that's not very nice...
Lindsay: Like I said...I don't care!
Guilderoy: Well...well...you're...MEAN...
::He runs off stage crying::
Lindsay: I lose more guests that way...
Harry: I can't imagine why...
Lindsay: Really?
Harry: No.
Lindsay: ::blank stare:: We'll be right back after this commercial!!!
::Outro music plays and the screen goes black::
A/N: Yeah, Guilderoy annoys me...I'll write the next chapter snappy- doodle...ooh, I like that word...snappy-doodle...
~*~*~Next Day~*~*~
::We are in a light studio and there are people in the audience, someone sitting in the host desk, and a guest. Ah, it's Harry. Who would have guessed? The intro music comes on and the audience applauds::
Lindsay: Welcome back again! This is day two of the...
Harry: ::he has a 5 o'clock shadow:: ...the rest of my life...
Lindsay: Exactly! HPTV! Our first guest tonight ::picks up card:: is Harry Potter! Give him a hand!
::the crowd applauds again::
Lindsay: Welcome, Harry!
Harry: You idiot! I've been here for the past 24 hours!
Lindsay: How's your stay?
Harry: Miserable!
Lindsay: That's fantastic...say...Harry, is that real?
::Lindsay points at Harry::
Harry: What my scar?
Lindsay: ::thinks about it:: That...and your accent.
Harry: ::sigh:: The accent is real for the fifth time.
Lindsay: And the scar?
Harry: Yes, it was given to me by Voldemort.
Lindsay: ::gasp:: Do you mean...VOLDIE?
Harry: I suppose so...
Lindsay: Well, that's great! He'll be on later tonight performing a few of his new songs from his new CD...
::Lindsay holds up the CD::
Lindsay: "Puppies, Kitties, and Butterflies".
Harry: Well, isn't that just peachy...
Lindsay: YES IT IS! Our next guest is...an idiot...please welcome Guilderoy Lockhart!
::The intro music begins and Guilderoy comes out on stage and sits down in the chair next to the host desk looking at Harry::
Guilderoy: What happened to him?
::He points to Harry::
Harry: She's a mad woman! Don't look into her eyes! DON'T DO IT!
Lindsay: He drank the water...want some water?
Guilderoy: Okay!
::Lindsay hands Guilderoy a bottle of water and Guilderoy stares at it.::
Guilderoy: Well isn't this a funny little contraption.
Lindsay: Yeah, you twist the top off of it and drink from it...it took me forever to figure that one out.
::She opens a bottle herself and takes a swig from it::
Guilderoy: So, Lindsay. How are you?
Lindsay: ::slams the water bottle on the table, water flies in every direction:: I'll be the one asking the questions around here!...So, Guilderoy. How are you?
Guilderoy: I'm just great. I had to nip a few pixies back into their cage, that's why I was a wee bit late, one of my classes didn't bother doing it.
Harry: You're a bad teacher.
Guilderoy: I know...I've always wanted to be a charms teacher...
Lindsay: That's great because I don't care and you are boring me!
Guilderoy: Well that's not very nice...
Lindsay: Like I said...I don't care!
Guilderoy: Well...well...you're...MEAN...
::He runs off stage crying::
Lindsay: I lose more guests that way...
Harry: I can't imagine why...
Lindsay: Really?
Harry: No.
Lindsay: ::blank stare:: We'll be right back after this commercial!!!
::Outro music plays and the screen goes black::
A/N: Yeah, Guilderoy annoys me...I'll write the next chapter snappy- doodle...ooh, I like that word...snappy-doodle...