Ahh! Writing again! I'm a mad woman watch out!...aw, this part reminds me how much I DON'T own...how sad.

Lindsay: NO COMMERCIALS!

Harry: You're a dork.

Lindsay: I also have the power to release you or kill you.

Harry: ::cries::

Lindsay: Ha ha, made you cry. Please give it up for VOLDIE!!

::We see Voldie with his back to the audience and there is a band playing all around him. He turns around as the music starts playing and grabs the microphone.::

Voldie: I once was evil, I once destroyed. I once believed that pain would cause joy, for me...and it did!

I once destroyed this little boy. Who feel over and died and the sunshine shined in my eyes.

This is how I loved sunshine, everything bright, Everything shining, so blinding, for me.

I once destroyed a little girl with something in her mouth.

She fell and died and it fell from the sky, that something in her mouth.

It shattered on the floor, but nonetheless it was sweet on my lips.

The sugar filled lollipop...

::backgrounds singers and dancers start to come out::

Harry: This is too weird...

Voldie: ...was what helped the day pass byyyyyyyyy.

I loved the sunshine!

Background: Sunshine!

Voldie: I love the lollipops!

Background: Lollipops!

Voldie: THEN one stormy night, the sky fell down and BEAUTY filled the skyyy!

I looked up to see and to my surprise a rainbow filled the skkkk – yyyy!

Background: Oooo ooooo.

Voldie: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows! These are my favorite things. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows! If I see you with these things I will...(speeds up) kill you and try and take them from you!!

Everyone (Lindsay, Audience, Voldie, Background, not Harry): Sunshine...lollipops...and...RAINBOWWWWWWWS!!!!

::Everyone bursts out into applause and beings to give a standing ovation, except for Harry, who is still chained.::

Voldie: Thank you! Thank you! Without you, this would not be possible!

Audience: Yay!

Lindsay: ::wipes tear from eye:: What a GREAT performance! We'll be back right after this break!

::Audience is cheering except Harry who is SO confused.::

A/N: I just made this song up last night...maybe you have to know the tune to it...or maybe you can make up one...Have fun!!